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WHO: Jun Nightroad
WHERE: Network
WHEN: August 19
WHAT: Jun got a grab bag
WARNINGS: It's about a stripper pole, so yeah.

I got a grab bag from the goodwill while I was picking up something else. And I have one question.

[He'll upload a photo:]

Why?

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[trienemybest has attached an audio file]

[VARIAN]

You realize I can leave my home again, right?

Of course I do! You've JUST shown me the magical pole that'll let you do just that.

[He refuses to use emojis still but the :) is absolutely there in spirit. ]

I'll pass, thanks.

I mean, if nothing else it IS a quick means into the spirit realm, right?

I suppose that's true.

I don't see myself dancing on it though.

Maybe you don't have to dance on it? Do you think just holding onto it might work?

Perhaps.

Feels dangerous to test by myself though.

You can always send something through first? Like maybe attach your phone to it with the camera on? Then you can observe how it works.

....Will you buy me a new phone if I lose it?

It's cute you think I have money to do that.

And you think I do?

Okay fair.

Do you think we could borrow one from someone?

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Not really, most of my friends are pretty poor.

I think we ight have to scrap this experiment.

That's a shame. I hate scrapping something before it's even had a chance to start. Buuut I guess you're right.

So what are you gonna do with it?

No idea.

I'll try talking to Mikleo and Sorey when they get home. Maybe they'll have ideas.

Good luck with that one. Maybe you'll be able to get rid of it if you've got no other ideas? I'm sure SOMEONE would take it.

[...]

Does your dad need a spare one?

[Look it's not meant as an insult, it's a sincere question]

[God he has to actually think about this.]

...I don't know what he'd do with two and honestly, that is a question I never want the answer to.

[ A pause ]

That's fair. Just thought I'd ask.

I'm sure SOMEONE in this city is weird enough to willingly take one though? So there's that. City of weirdos, y'know.

You calling the people of the city weird feels like a pot calling the kettle black situation...

HEY.

...It's not incorrect but still!!!

（*＾-＾*）

[He hates you he hates you he hates you HE HATES YOU.]

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