UN: hikari-vi | text

[whiteshroud]

WHO: Jun Nightroad
WHERE: Network
WHEN: August 19
WHAT: Jun got a grab bag
WARNINGS: It's about a stripper pole, so yeah.

I got a grab bag from the goodwill while I was picking up something else. And I have one question.

[He'll upload a photo:]


Why?

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telepathic sorry Jun

[drewthetower]

[Did you want your best friend laughing his ass off in your mind? Sorry, he kinda lost control because holy shit.]

telepathic

[whiteshroud]

I can HEAR you August!

[drewthetower]

Shit, sorry. I just can't believe you, of all people, got stuck with one of those stupid stripper poles.

[whiteshroud]

I know. I feel like I got sent someone else's bag by accident.

text; un: kesitakame

[hoshikiri]

[Oh lord.]

You've gotten one as well, I see.

[whiteshroud]

As well?

You mean you have one too?

[hoshikiri]

I do, and have for a number of months now.

The Merchant refuses to allow me to return it every time I try. "It isn't in the stars", they say.

[whiteshroud]

"It isn't in the stars"?

In other words, he wants you to keep it?

text: un: trienemybest

[droptheious]

[trienemybest has attached an audio file]

[whiteshroud]

[VARIAN]

You realize I can leave my home again, right?

[droptheious]

Of course I do! You've JUST shown me the magical pole that'll let you do just that.

[He refuses to use emojis still but the :) is absolutely there in spirit. ]

[whiteshroud]

I'll pass, thanks.

text | UN: Thorn

[poisontippedcure]

You too, huh?

[whiteshroud]

Too??

How many ARE there?

[poisontippedcure]

I’m not sure. I know Takame has one, too.

I received mine as a “gift” from the Black Order. I have no idea why.

[whiteshroud]

A gift from the...

I'm going to assume the answer is probably the same reason they do a lot of questionable things.

[In other words: they're without hinges]

un: steadyflame; text

[reignitions]

Oh jeez
You too, huh

[whiteshroud]

You are the third person to say that.

Just how many of these are there?

[reignitions]

Not sure. I threw minute at the Goodwill without looking back as soon as I could after one of those flowers back in May spat it out at me

[whiteshroud]

Really? I got this from the Goodwill, so I wonder if I ended up with yours...

Text, un: Dynamight

[callmekacchan]

So.
Got a stage name picked out?

[You should have anticipated teasing, Jun.]

UN: hikari-vi | text

[whiteshroud]

[SIGH]

Nope.

Text; un: Opera_Ghost

[not_a_possum]

Oh yeah, I got one of those, too! It's actually pretty handy.

[whiteshroud]

Why are there so many.

And what do you mean handy?!

[not_a_possum]

If you get on it and dance, it'll take you places!

Literally. I was able to go to Stardew Valley and check on my crops.