Video; un: Libra

[monklookslikealady]

[The video starts, and people can immediately hear and see a few things.

1: There's a familiar looking bear in Wolfwood/Vash's bed.
2: Wolfwood is in the background, yelling at said bear, and it somewhat sounds like a conversation.
3: Vash's voice coming from somewhere shouting "Please find a solution other than killing it." and "PUT THE GUN DOWN."
4: There's a child's cackling. (It's Kni.)

Libra's standing at the other side of the room, looking between his camera and the Situation unfolding behind him. (Not) surprisingly, he's still incredibly calm and shows no panic at the fact there's a fucking bear in his house.]

It seems as though we have an unwanted visitor in our home this morning.

Nicholas woke up with a bear in his bed. And chaos ensued.

[There's a break in Wolfwood's conversation with the bear for him to turn to Libra for a moment.]

Who the FUCK calls me Nicholas?!

[ooc: Welcome to Bear Two: Electric Bugaloo, (featuring Prince's character, again somehow). You'll receive replies from the Cottage Crew (tm) and their demon freeloader.]

Comments

voice | un: shinope

[killerapp]

What the fuck.

[monklookslikealady]

I believe that is the... 'vibe'... of the moment here.

[killerapp]

Don't call POKEGO, that's above our paygrade. Call parks and wildlife.

[monklookslikealady]

Hmmm. I think Nicholas is going to try to talk the bear down a bit. I doubt we're going to need to call parks and wildlife.

[killerapp]

Which one's Nicholas?

voice | un: hikari-vi

[whiteshroud]

[!!!]

That party must've been wilder than I thought it'd be.

[Maybe it's a good thing he missed it]

[monklookslikealady]

The party wasn't too wild... About as normal as parties here get.

The bear happened after we all fell asleep...

[whiteshroud]

Did it? Like it just showed up?

...You're awfully calm about this.

[did this guy cause the bear? Jun is sus]

[monklookslikealady]

It was there when I woke up. I don't know how it arrived.

[He shrugs.]

I live with Vash, Nicholas, and now Kni. Chaos is a constant out here now.

Besides, Nicholas seems to be having a fine conversation with the bear at the moment.

Video: UN: hotgoss

[bebest]

Wait. What? Like Vergil's bear? That sort of bear?

[HAS IT COME BACK?!!]

[monklookslikealady]

Possibly? Is this place cursed with just one bear?

[bebest]

I-dee-kay? It's kinda weird that two people would find a bear just in their houses, you know? Do we even know what happened to Vergil's bear once Dante scared it off?

[Stop calling it "Vergil's bear", he doesn't own the thing, Zules. ]

Normally, finding a bear in your bed is a real treat. But probs not so much when it's an actual bear, huh?

[monklookslikealady]

I don't know what happened with that one. I figured that whatever wildlife organization is here was called to deal with it.

[Zulius... Zulius. Stop opening doors like this for the poor man.]

... What kind of bear are you talking about?

video, un: devilhunter

[advivo]

[ are you shitting him right now? ]

That's...

I know that fucking bear.

[monklookslikealady]

How do you know this bear?

[advivo]

It's the same bear that showed up at my brother's place and made him lock himself in his bathroom. I scared it off.

[monklookslikealady]

I see.

[Libra turns to Wolfwood]

Hey Nicholas, can you ask the bear if he knows Dante?

video; un: darkSlayer

[kowase]

....................

[ nemesis. ]

It is your issue now.

From what I remember, the thing used to be in Brick Alley, near my house.
Here I thought animal control would have gotten it.

[monklookslikealady]

Oh, are you the previous owner of this bear?

Any idea how it ended up here with us? Or was it just luck.

[kowase]

Not 'previous owner'.

'Previously Haunted' by it is a far more familiar term.
it somehow found its way up into my third story flat.

[monklookslikealady]

[He pauses a moment to think.]

What is with large animals appearing in high places they shouldn't.

Zulius had a tiger appear at his place a while ago.

So, wait, are you Dante's brother, then?

text | un: vermeowenby

[cheep_soongbird_knockoff]

[Rren isn't laughing, you're laughing.]

ASDFGH
You folks have all the fun.

[Please don't call their bluff. They had enough fun when That Goose attacked them in the Goodwill.]

Text; un Libra

[monklookslikealady]

[Oh no, Libra is absolutely laughing about all this.]

I don't know if I would define this as "fun".

But it is at least entertaining.

Re: Text; un Libra

[cheep_soongbird_knockoff]

Entertaining. Fun. Same thing if you are out of the blast radius.

[monklookslikealady]

Out of the proverbial claws, so to speak.

It hasn't become super dangerous yet... and I'm sure if it does we'll be fine.