Video; un: Libra

[monklookslikealady]

[The video starts, and people can immediately hear and see a few things.

1: There's a familiar looking bear in Wolfwood/Vash's bed.
2: Wolfwood is in the background, yelling at said bear, and it somewhat sounds like a conversation.
3: Vash's voice coming from somewhere shouting "Please find a solution other than killing it." and "PUT THE GUN DOWN."
4: There's a child's cackling. (It's Kni.)

Libra's standing at the other side of the room, looking between his camera and the Situation unfolding behind him. (Not) surprisingly, he's still incredibly calm and shows no panic at the fact there's a fucking bear in his house.]

It seems as though we have an unwanted visitor in our home this morning.

Nicholas woke up with a bear in his bed. And chaos ensued.

[There's a break in Wolfwood's conversation with the bear for him to turn to Libra for a moment.]

Who the FUCK calls me Nicholas?!

[ooc: Welcome to Bear Two: Electric Bugaloo, (featuring Prince's character, again somehow). You'll receive replies from the Cottage Crew (tm) and their demon freeloader.]

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voice | un: shinope

[killerapp]

What the fuck.

voice | un: hikari-vi

[whiteshroud]

[!!!]

That party must've been wilder than I thought it'd be.

[Maybe it's a good thing he missed it]

Video: UN: hotgoss

[bebest]

Wait. What? Like Vergil's bear? That sort of bear?

[HAS IT COME BACK?!!]

[monklookslikealady]

I believe that is the... 'vibe'... of the moment here.

[killerapp]

Don't call POKEGO, that's above our paygrade. Call parks and wildlife.

video, un: devilhunter

[advivo]

[ are you shitting him right now? ]

That's...

I know that fucking bear.

[monklookslikealady]

Hmmm. I think Nicholas is going to try to talk the bear down a bit. I doubt we're going to need to call parks and wildlife.

[killerapp]

Which one's Nicholas?

[monklookslikealady]

The party wasn't too wild... About as normal as parties here get.

The bear happened after we all fell asleep...

[monklookslikealady]

Possibly? Is this place cursed with just one bear?

[monklookslikealady]

How do you know this bear?

[advivo]

It's the same bear that showed up at my brother's place and made him lock himself in his bathroom. I scared it off.

[monklookslikealady]

I see.

[Libra turns to Wolfwood]

Hey Nicholas, can you ask the bear if he knows Dante?

[asipofbride]

Call me Nicholas again and I'll introduce you to the bear as a blunt object!

[monklookslikealady]

Try me.

What did the bear say about Dante?

[on video] 1/2

[asipofbride]

You smug motherfu--

[ this is his angryface

but now that Wolfwood's not being triggered by the usage of his first name he's turning. ]

Hey, asshole, do you know Dante? [ bear noises ] Dante. Big guy. Red clothes, white hair.

[ additional bear noises ]

2/2

[asipofbride]

[ and so it continues that way for a minute, as Wolfwood continues to try and explain Dante to the bear. Wolfwood begins, the bear woo-woos, and so on.

eventually, ]

The bear doesn't know what the fuck a Dante is. Or the color white. Or red. Or what swords are. Or any possible way I could explain a person to him, are ya'll stupid on purpose or is god fucking with me again?

[monklookslikealady]

Good point.

[He turns to the camera again. Dante. Smile for the camera.]

[When he does so, Libra's going to walk over to where Wolfwood and the bear are having a 'conversation'. He'll then point at his screen.]

Dante.

video; un: darkSlayer

[kowase]

....................

[ nemesis. ]

It is your issue now.

From what I remember, the thing used to be in Brick Alley, near my house.
Here I thought animal control would have gotten it.

[advivo]

[ one moment he is trying not to laugh too hard about the whole 'nicholas' thing, although by the time wolfwood response and libra brings the phone over to the bear he has seemingly recovered.

well... recovered is a strong word.

what he actually is will likely be familiar to the bear; the whites of his eyes black, blue gone in favor of red, black vein-like cracks sprout from his eyes across his face, and his canines elongated. he's smiling, that much is obvious, but it isn't the usual sort of smile that comes to dante's face. it's the smile of something dangerous, of a predator. ]

Hey.

[doubledollar]

Oh, that's Wolfwood's first name.

Libra calls him that.

[killerapp]

...he doesn't look like a Nicholas.

[whiteshroud]

Did it? Like it just showed up?

...You're awfully calm about this.

[did this guy cause the bear? Jun is sus]

[doubledollar]

I knooooow!! You're so right!!!

I just call him Nico.
Or Wolfwood.

[bebest]

I-dee-kay? It's kinda weird that two people would find a bear just in their houses, you know? Do we even know what happened to Vergil's bear once Dante scared it off?

[Stop calling it "Vergil's bear", he doesn't own the thing, Zules. ]

Normally, finding a bear in your bed is a real treat. But probs not so much when it's an actual bear, huh?