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[Network Post] March into March!
WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: March 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!
[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. Checking the phone, you'll see the Libra app has opened itself and will not close until you read and response to a new post from Zodiac]
Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App!
Just a few quick words today! First of all, we'd like to extend a congratulations to Horse! While Zodiac is looking into ways to return everyone to their homes, Horse took the initiative and found a way on her own! She truly showed that a can-do attitude truly is all you need to overcome barriers! We're proud of you, Horse, you're an inspiration to all of us, and we wish you the best wherever you may be.
But for the rest of you, don't worry! Zodiac is still here to monitor the situation and support you where it's needed. As we mentioned before, everyone on this app is experiencing unusual spirit readings. We've also found that this may cause some side effects such as a change in hair or eye color, new unusual body parts, new abilities and minor memory problems. So far there's no indication that these side effects are serious, so try not to worry about it! We promise to continue to keep you informed, as Zodiac values good and open communication.
Also, thank you for all your specimen donations last month! They will help in our understanding of how to utilize the Spirit Realm for the benefit of humanity.
Now, let's end things off with an icebreaker question!
This post has been sponsored by Mayfield Cafe! Come for the Sea-Salt Ice Cream, Stay for the Hedgehog Croquet!
[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac]
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: March 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!
[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. Checking the phone, you'll see the Libra app has opened itself and will not close until you read and response to a new post from Zodiac]
Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App!
Just a few quick words today! First of all, we'd like to extend a congratulations to Horse! While Zodiac is looking into ways to return everyone to their homes, Horse took the initiative and found a way on her own! She truly showed that a can-do attitude truly is all you need to overcome barriers! We're proud of you, Horse, you're an inspiration to all of us, and we wish you the best wherever you may be.
But for the rest of you, don't worry! Zodiac is still here to monitor the situation and support you where it's needed. As we mentioned before, everyone on this app is experiencing unusual spirit readings. We've also found that this may cause some side effects such as a change in hair or eye color, new unusual body parts, new abilities and minor memory problems. So far there's no indication that these side effects are serious, so try not to worry about it! We promise to continue to keep you informed, as Zodiac values good and open communication.
Also, thank you for all your specimen donations last month! They will help in our understanding of how to utilize the Spirit Realm for the benefit of humanity.
Now, let's end things off with an icebreaker question!
This post has been sponsored by Mayfield Cafe! Come for the Sea-Salt Ice Cream, Stay for the Hedgehog Croquet!
[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac]
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Ana is genuinely funny, and it earns her Amal's first breathless, helpless, keeled-over laughter since he got here months ago.]
It's— [BREATHE.] It's the daaaaaarling that got me. Gods, that was...
[Okay give him a minute. He's bracing himself on the couch. In, out. Okay. He straightens after a minute and grabs one more bra, this one a lacy red with little black hearts all over it.]
All right. Last one. [He wrangles it with (gentle) gusto and clasps the bra around its weird all-seeing-ness.]
There you go. Problem solved... momentarily. Hopefully they stop flying around everywhere and let you get some rest.
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You're welcome, I'm here all week! [And she only laughs harder, cheeks starting to ache from her grin.] C'mon Amal, deep breaths!
[She's still chuckling a little once the last eye is bound up, the feedback of... well, darkness welcome after the sensory overload of the last day.]
Thanks, Amal. At least maybe now I might be able to nap, trying to sleep while also seeing is not a fun experience.
[And it is funny to watch these eyeballs covered in bras floating around.]
And hopefully now Zelos will stop whining about how weird they are.
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I don't sleep with my eyes open so I can imagine it's awful.
[He laughs.]
I'm afraid they're still kind of weird. But at least you can assure him that you won't be able to see him scratching his ass across the room.