[Network Post] March into March!

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WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: March 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. Checking the phone, you'll see the Libra app has opened itself and will not close until you read and response to a new post from Zodiac]

Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App!

Just a few quick words today! First of all, we'd like to extend a congratulations to Horse! While Zodiac is looking into ways to return everyone to their homes, Horse took the initiative and found a way on her own! She truly showed that a can-do attitude truly is all you need to overcome barriers! We're proud of you, Horse, you're an inspiration to all of us, and we wish you the best wherever you may be.

But for the rest of you, don't worry! Zodiac is still here to monitor the situation and support you where it's needed. As we mentioned before, everyone on this app is experiencing unusual spirit readings. We've also found that this may cause some side effects such as a change in hair or eye color, new unusual body parts, new abilities and minor memory problems. So far there's no indication that these side effects are serious, so try not to worry about it! We promise to continue to keep you informed, as Zodiac values good and open communication.

Also, thank you for all your specimen donations last month! They will help in our understanding of how to utilize the Spirit Realm for the benefit of humanity.

Now, let's end things off with an icebreaker question!


This post has been sponsored by Mayfield Cafe! Come for the Sea-Salt Ice Cream, Stay for the Hedgehog Croquet!

[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac]

Comments

[hexposition]

I can think of a few reasons... none of them good.

It could be that they wish to startle and disorient us further, which would make us more pliable to their whims. Or it could just be as simple as they truly believe they're so important that they should be able to bypass our settings and be the center of attention whenever they please.

But yes, I'm glad for that as well. This is already enough of a headache without having her rambling on about her beauty sleep.

[whiteshroud]

[Jun looks at these theories and is just like......ok]

I doubt it's the first one. It's just a phone notification, not a torture tactic. We only get these messages about once a month.

As for the latter....maybe? But it's not like this stuff isn't important to bring to our attention. Your life is about to get weird from here on out.

[hexposition]

There's still no need for it to somehow bypass me setting my phone to silent. Even important phone calls don't do that!

As for things getting weird... oh, don't worry, I already understand that. I doubt I'll be able to fully prepare for whatever may come next, but I am at least bracing myself for impact, so to speak.

[whiteshroud]

[....She's just mad her phone rung isn't she...]

Alright, it's good to brace. If you have any questions though, I can try to answer with what I know.

[hexposition]

[She is incredibly mad that her phone rung. Imagine if had gone off during class! How mortifying would that be?!]

Thank you, I appreciate that. My own sphere of understanding gives me a little more calm in this situation than I can see some of the others are experiencing, but I expect I'm quickly going to run up against the limits of that sphere...

[whiteshroud]

[Yeah honestly Elliot would've smiled and taken her phone so that's a fair concern]

Sphere of understanding? Haha, that sounds like you've encountered supernatural things before.

[hexposition]

[...Damn it. She's so bad at this.]

Aha, well, "encounter" is a strong word. But my grandmother very much believes in the supernatural and raised me to keep my eyes open for traces of that world as well... and to respect its power.

Which is what worries me more than anything, honestly, is that Zodiac doesn't appear to respect it.

[whiteshroud]

Oh yeah, you're the granddaughter of that old woman August fights with. [YES HE'S READING THAT CONVERSATION] Sorry if he caused her any distress.

[But whether or not he buys Emma's run around, he'll leave it alone. Not like he doesn't have his own secrets]

Yeah, that's certainly a criticism a lot of people have of Zodiac...

[hexposition]

Ah, so you've had to witness that, too? No, I should be the one apologizing. Any "distress" she's been caused is her own fault for starting an argument or not simply walking away.

[Emma appreciates Jun not questioning her further.]

And well-deserved criticism, I think! It's like anything new and potentially dangerous... you can't just treat it like a toy.

[whiteshroud]

Don't worry about it. August gets into so many arguments with people that I don't really pay attention to them anymore!

[Jun you're exaggerating but you're also not]

I agree. As curious as I am about the Spirit Realm, I feel trying to make a profit off of it is just asking for trouble.

[hexposition]

...That's somehow less inspiring than I think you hoped it to be.

Right. Especially when they clearly don't know what they're toying around with. Not that I want to start speculating the end of days or anything, but the potential ramifications if something were to go awry...

[whiteshroud]

I know. It's just my reality.

[J u n]

...As someone who goes on a lot of conspiracy theory boards, I suggest you don't think too much about that stuff or you'll never sleep.

[hexposition]

...You have a point.

I think I'm just going to go pet my cat and try to think of nice things for a while before I scream.

[whiteshroud]

That's a good idea!

Watch some distracting videos! Or a game. That's what I do.