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kaisou2022-02-28 10:58 pm
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[Network Post] March into March!
WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: March 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!
[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. Checking the phone, you'll see the Libra app has opened itself and will not close until you read and response to a new post from Zodiac]
Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App!
Just a few quick words today! First of all, we'd like to extend a congratulations to Horse! While Zodiac is looking into ways to return everyone to their homes, Horse took the initiative and found a way on her own! She truly showed that a can-do attitude truly is all you need to overcome barriers! We're proud of you, Horse, you're an inspiration to all of us, and we wish you the best wherever you may be.
But for the rest of you, don't worry! Zodiac is still here to monitor the situation and support you where it's needed. As we mentioned before, everyone on this app is experiencing unusual spirit readings. We've also found that this may cause some side effects such as a change in hair or eye color, new unusual body parts, new abilities and minor memory problems. So far there's no indication that these side effects are serious, so try not to worry about it! We promise to continue to keep you informed, as Zodiac values good and open communication.
Also, thank you for all your specimen donations last month! They will help in our understanding of how to utilize the Spirit Realm for the benefit of humanity.
Now, let's end things off with an icebreaker question!
This post has been sponsored by Mayfield Cafe! Come for the Sea-Salt Ice Cream, Stay for the Hedgehog Croquet!
[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac]
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: March 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!
[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. Checking the phone, you'll see the Libra app has opened itself and will not close until you read and response to a new post from Zodiac]
Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App!
Just a few quick words today! First of all, we'd like to extend a congratulations to Horse! While Zodiac is looking into ways to return everyone to their homes, Horse took the initiative and found a way on her own! She truly showed that a can-do attitude truly is all you need to overcome barriers! We're proud of you, Horse, you're an inspiration to all of us, and we wish you the best wherever you may be.
But for the rest of you, don't worry! Zodiac is still here to monitor the situation and support you where it's needed. As we mentioned before, everyone on this app is experiencing unusual spirit readings. We've also found that this may cause some side effects such as a change in hair or eye color, new unusual body parts, new abilities and minor memory problems. So far there's no indication that these side effects are serious, so try not to worry about it! We promise to continue to keep you informed, as Zodiac values good and open communication.
Also, thank you for all your specimen donations last month! They will help in our understanding of how to utilize the Spirit Realm for the benefit of humanity.
Now, let's end things off with an icebreaker question!
This post has been sponsored by Mayfield Cafe! Come for the Sea-Salt Ice Cream, Stay for the Hedgehog Croquet!
[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac]
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Floating eyeballs are not slutty Ana!
[Is that the only thing he picked up from Halloween? Yes]
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Yeah
But that's only part of it! It's also meant to be scary and shit, with haunted houses and horror movies and... whatever else people do on Halloween besides get drunk.
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[At least, according to him.]
The slutty costumes are the best part of that holiday!
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But of course you would only care about the slutty costumes!! Though I will admit some of them are pretty nice.
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[That's because every girl you know has the FIGHT impulse to fright]
Well yeah, of course that's what I care about! It's not like I HIDE that I'm horny!
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[No running from the threat only FACING IT IN COMBAT.]
Yeah yeaaaaaah I know. It will be a cold day in hell when you aren't.
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[Like Ana!]
Haha, you got that right! [deep down he knows that "cold day" is a lot closer thanks to the toxicosis, but no point in pointing that out]
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[No shame, only violence.
Also she's trying to be hopeful that the toxicosis won't progress that far, she wants to be optimistic!]
I would've hoped so, after living with you for like... over a year at this point.
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[That's right no worries here just OPTIMISM]
Damn, it really has been that long. Time sure flies.