[Network Post] March into March!

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WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: March 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. Checking the phone, you'll see the Libra app has opened itself and will not close until you read and response to a new post from Zodiac]

Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App!

Just a few quick words today! First of all, we'd like to extend a congratulations to Horse! While Zodiac is looking into ways to return everyone to their homes, Horse took the initiative and found a way on her own! She truly showed that a can-do attitude truly is all you need to overcome barriers! We're proud of you, Horse, you're an inspiration to all of us, and we wish you the best wherever you may be.

But for the rest of you, don't worry! Zodiac is still here to monitor the situation and support you where it's needed. As we mentioned before, everyone on this app is experiencing unusual spirit readings. We've also found that this may cause some side effects such as a change in hair or eye color, new unusual body parts, new abilities and minor memory problems. So far there's no indication that these side effects are serious, so try not to worry about it! We promise to continue to keep you informed, as Zodiac values good and open communication.

Also, thank you for all your specimen donations last month! They will help in our understanding of how to utilize the Spirit Realm for the benefit of humanity.

Now, let's end things off with an icebreaker question!


This post has been sponsored by Mayfield Cafe! Come for the Sea-Salt Ice Cream, Stay for the Hedgehog Croquet!

[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac]

Comments

[fiddlestick]

[that name, that energy]

Hehe, lemme guess, is that you Arthur?

[incendiarize]

sure is! local library cryptid present and accounted for

[fiddlestick]

I thought so! It's good to see you!

Have you been on this app long or this new to you too?

[incendiarize]

libra showed up on my phone a day or two ago i just didnt get around to checking it out til now bc it forced me

which, rude

[fiddlestick]

Hehe

Maybe it wanted your attention?

[incendiarize]

rude!!!

zodiac is skeevy af so its not surprising

still rude tho

[fiddlestick]

You're familiar with Zodiac?

[incendiarize]

not like super familiar or anything but like ya im aware

the librarians arent fans

[fiddlestick]

[Nani da frick-]

The librarians?

Mind elaborating what you mean by that?

[incendiarize]

u know, librarians!

[Arthur that explains nothing.]

teal deer you wanna know stuff you go to the library

i live in the library

so i know extra stuff

:)

[fiddlestick]

[...]

Well that was as informative as a Daniel Tiger song.

What extra stuff do you know?

[incendiarize]

mostly that magic and all thats real and stuff ive only read some of the records

oh also how to do THIS

[Attached is an image of Arthur...it's dark but has some somewhat ominous lighting, since he's holding a candle flame, without the candle, in the palm of his hand. He looks so proud of himself.]

[fiddlestick]

Whoa.

Did you make that flame with magic?

[incendiarize]

yeah! its ttly awesome!

[fiddlestick]

Yeah, it's very awesome!

[it's-- actually ok it's kinda smaller than Elliot was expecting with magic, but maybe that's just the movies. No need to damper this kid's enthusiam]

You were already a great student, but I had no idea you had such a cool talent! When did you learn to do that?

[incendiarize]

its awesome for lighting bunsen burners n stuf like WAY better than the scrapey clicky sparky doodads

figured it out like a year ago!

[fiddlestick]

I'd imagine it would be. But how often do you need to light bunsen burners?

[What are you doing with all those burners Arthur]

un: bewitching;

[hexposition]

[wait hold up]

Arthur? You're on here, too? I suppose I should have recognized you by your picture...

[Emma's profile picture is, in fact, not of her, but of a mildly disgruntled calico cat that Arthur probably recognizes. ...Of course, it's rather blurry, like perhaps she hurriedly took it instead of letting the app take a selfie.]

It's Emma! Hello!

[incendiarize]

[Admittedly his icon has a ton of filters and effects, it's not the easiest thing to make him out in the midst.]

emma! emma emma emma emma emma!!!!!!

hiiiiiii!

1/2

[hexposition]

Hehe. How DO you manage to have so much energy?

2/2, PRIVATE;

[hexposition]

[And then a follow-up, this one filtered from the rest of the app.]

So, I guess we're done beating around the bush when it comes to this sort of thing, huh?