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Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2022-02-28 10:58 pm
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[Network Post] March into March!

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: March 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. Checking the phone, you'll see the Libra app has opened itself and will not close until you read and response to a new post from Zodiac]

Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App!

Just a few quick words today! First of all, we'd like to extend a congratulations to Horse! While Zodiac is looking into ways to return everyone to their homes, Horse took the initiative and found a way on her own! She truly showed that a can-do attitude truly is all you need to overcome barriers! We're proud of you, Horse, you're an inspiration to all of us, and we wish you the best wherever you may be.

But for the rest of you, don't worry! Zodiac is still here to monitor the situation and support you where it's needed. As we mentioned before, everyone on this app is experiencing unusual spirit readings. We've also found that this may cause some side effects such as a change in hair or eye color, new unusual body parts, new abilities and minor memory problems. So far there's no indication that these side effects are serious, so try not to worry about it! We promise to continue to keep you informed, as Zodiac values good and open communication.

Also, thank you for all your specimen donations last month! They will help in our understanding of how to utilize the Spirit Realm for the benefit of humanity.

Now, let's end things off with an icebreaker question!



This post has been sponsored by Mayfield Cafe! Come for the Sea-Salt Ice Cream, Stay for the Hedgehog Croquet!


[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac]
whiteshroud: (jun77)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2022-03-01 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
You keep asking and yet you're no closer to finding an answer.
drewthetower: (Hmph)

[personal profile] drewthetower 2022-03-01 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
well the cards ain't telling me shit

gimme your birth date and shit I'm calling an astrology friend
whiteshroud: (jun130)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2022-03-01 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? You're going to resort of horoscopes?

Fine. It's probably December 24th. I don't know the time.
drewthetower: (Default)

[personal profile] drewthetower 2022-03-01 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I am running out of options

wait

wait wait wait

your birthday is Christmas Eve?!
drewthetower: (Squishy Witchboy)

[personal profile] drewthetower 2022-03-01 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
what the hell why didn't you say something

how do you feel about very late birthday presents
whiteshroud: (jun03)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2022-03-01 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Because I know how important your relationship with Jesus is and I didn't want to interrupt your solemn day of prayer.

[Yeah because August is TOTALLY super religious. Totally. He sends the next message a good beat later ]

But mostly because you didn't ask.
drewthetower: (A Smile)

[personal profile] drewthetower 2022-03-01 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
you're a shit Nightroad

[#friendshipgoals]

fair

but seriously, late bday presents
whiteshroud: (jun17)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2022-03-01 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
~( ̄▽ ̄)~*

Haha, you don't have to get me anything. You treat me to a lot of things as is.
drewthetower: (Drew the Tower)

[personal profile] drewthetower 2022-03-01 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
okay but birthdays are different

or I could just invade your coffee shop and leave a massive tip
whiteshroud: (jun130)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2022-03-01 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha, I have to split my tip money with the rest of the staff you know.

But it's fine! I'm used to my birthday not being a big deal since it falls on Christmas.
drewthetower: (Ah)

[personal profile] drewthetower 2022-03-01 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah but still
whiteshroud: (jun17)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2022-03-03 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry about it, really.

That fact you're my friend is more than enough.