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Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2022-02-28 10:58 pm
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[Network Post] March into March!

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: March 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. Checking the phone, you'll see the Libra app has opened itself and will not close until you read and response to a new post from Zodiac]

Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App!

Just a few quick words today! First of all, we'd like to extend a congratulations to Horse! While Zodiac is looking into ways to return everyone to their homes, Horse took the initiative and found a way on her own! She truly showed that a can-do attitude truly is all you need to overcome barriers! We're proud of you, Horse, you're an inspiration to all of us, and we wish you the best wherever you may be.

But for the rest of you, don't worry! Zodiac is still here to monitor the situation and support you where it's needed. As we mentioned before, everyone on this app is experiencing unusual spirit readings. We've also found that this may cause some side effects such as a change in hair or eye color, new unusual body parts, new abilities and minor memory problems. So far there's no indication that these side effects are serious, so try not to worry about it! We promise to continue to keep you informed, as Zodiac values good and open communication.

Also, thank you for all your specimen donations last month! They will help in our understanding of how to utilize the Spirit Realm for the benefit of humanity.

Now, let's end things off with an icebreaker question!



This post has been sponsored by Mayfield Cafe! Come for the Sea-Salt Ice Cream, Stay for the Hedgehog Croquet!


[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac]
higanbana: (REDristease3)

[personal profile] higanbana 2022-03-01 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
yes? i'm not new here, i know they're your actual ears

but they wiggle and also like. this you?

:D

anyway my point is that since you're not from this world you were probably talking about a different system of government, is all. although with how you describe it maybe it isn't too far off lmao
thaumewturge: (Screaming!!!)

[personal profile] thaumewturge 2022-03-01 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[. . .

You know, most people are terrified of Rhel. She thinks she prefers that to whatever this is.]


And how many people have called you out for being an unpleasant arse today, hm?

[Rhel tries very hard not to swear! She can get going and then there's no stopping her.

But.]
higanbana: (REDristease3)

[personal profile] higanbana 2022-03-01 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
ehehe. you would be the first!

which is actually shocking to me as well. gotta work harder i guess
thaumewturge: (Perfect Angel)

[personal profile] thaumewturge 2022-03-01 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, I see. My apologies, you're rather literate for a child.

[And Rhel just smiles the smile of a woman who is Fed Up and has decided that nah, she's just gonna be Aggressively Polite and end this conversation.]

Good day.
higanbana: (risannoyed)

[personal profile] higanbana 2022-03-01 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ris wants to argue. She really, really does.

She is an adult, actually, thank you! Legally, even! And she is getting kind of sick of being treated like some little girl by people who haven't had to fend for themselves around here for better part of the past decade!

...But that just sounds more childish, doesn't it? So she'll just leave it where it is and go find someone else to make miserable instead. That'll help, right? Maybe?]