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Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2022-02-28 10:58 pm
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[Network Post] March into March!

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: March 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. Checking the phone, you'll see the Libra app has opened itself and will not close until you read and response to a new post from Zodiac]

Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App!

Just a few quick words today! First of all, we'd like to extend a congratulations to Horse! While Zodiac is looking into ways to return everyone to their homes, Horse took the initiative and found a way on her own! She truly showed that a can-do attitude truly is all you need to overcome barriers! We're proud of you, Horse, you're an inspiration to all of us, and we wish you the best wherever you may be.

But for the rest of you, don't worry! Zodiac is still here to monitor the situation and support you where it's needed. As we mentioned before, everyone on this app is experiencing unusual spirit readings. We've also found that this may cause some side effects such as a change in hair or eye color, new unusual body parts, new abilities and minor memory problems. So far there's no indication that these side effects are serious, so try not to worry about it! We promise to continue to keep you informed, as Zodiac values good and open communication.

Also, thank you for all your specimen donations last month! They will help in our understanding of how to utilize the Spirit Realm for the benefit of humanity.

Now, let's end things off with an icebreaker question!



This post has been sponsored by Mayfield Cafe! Come for the Sea-Salt Ice Cream, Stay for the Hedgehog Croquet!


[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac]
four_quarts: (...Damn it.)

un: deadpeopletea

[personal profile] four_quarts 2022-03-01 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
If I'm understanding capitalism to be the pursuit of sil-- coin above all else, then I share your sentiment.
incendiarize: (Who's gonna help us survive)

[personal profile] incendiarize 2022-03-01 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
not by default but yyyy p much. like jacking the price of survival way up cuz if its pay or die ppl will pay
four_quarts: (Excuse me. But what the fuck)

[personal profile] four_quarts 2022-03-01 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
...Good to see some things never change no matter which world you end up in.

[The sarcasm, it is palpable.]
incendiarize: (A hero's gonna save us just in time)

[personal profile] incendiarize 2022-03-01 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
whoa

dude are you actually from another world thats SICK
four_quarts: (It could be worse)

[personal profile] four_quarts 2022-03-02 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
If by that you mean "This is the third time it's happened and I'm getting sick of it", then yes. Yes it is.

[They have to smile a bit at the enthusiasm though.]