[Network Post] March into March!

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WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: March 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. Checking the phone, you'll see the Libra app has opened itself and will not close until you read and response to a new post from Zodiac]

Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App!

Just a few quick words today! First of all, we'd like to extend a congratulations to Horse! While Zodiac is looking into ways to return everyone to their homes, Horse took the initiative and found a way on her own! She truly showed that a can-do attitude truly is all you need to overcome barriers! We're proud of you, Horse, you're an inspiration to all of us, and we wish you the best wherever you may be.

But for the rest of you, don't worry! Zodiac is still here to monitor the situation and support you where it's needed. As we mentioned before, everyone on this app is experiencing unusual spirit readings. We've also found that this may cause some side effects such as a change in hair or eye color, new unusual body parts, new abilities and minor memory problems. So far there's no indication that these side effects are serious, so try not to worry about it! We promise to continue to keep you informed, as Zodiac values good and open communication.

Also, thank you for all your specimen donations last month! They will help in our understanding of how to utilize the Spirit Realm for the benefit of humanity.

Now, let's end things off with an icebreaker question!


This post has been sponsored by Mayfield Cafe! Come for the Sea-Salt Ice Cream, Stay for the Hedgehog Croquet!

[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac]

Comments

UN: Rose

[nefilim]

NO SERIOUS SIDE EFFECTS MY ASS I CAN SEE OUT OF 4 DIRECTIONS AND I CAN'T TURN THIS SHIT OFF. I NOW FULLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK MOTION SICKNESS IS AND IT SUCKS

[higanbana]

you WHAT. how does that even HAPPEN.

[nefilim]

Okay so like

There's no way to explain this without it sounding really fucking weird, because it's really fucking weird.

But I have eyes that can like... kinda float around and I can see through them. Usually I can switch them off but I can't and it's an actual headache.

[higanbana]

1) so that was a description i could have in no way ever prepared myself for but like. biblically accurate angel shit?
2, and more importantly) holy shit i am so sorry and you have my infinite sympathy. if you need someone to go get things for you while you're trying to adjust i'd be happy to help you out... i gotta get used to my new depth perception anyway

[nefilim]

1) That is 100000% correct, my father is a thing of nightmares and I inherited some of that from him.
2) Usually I would say no but I might take you up on that especially since I'm very dizzy still and also I don't want to make people flip their shit if they see the weird floating eyeballs.

[higanbana]

sympathies to infinity+1.

but yeah, no problem. you helped me out, least i can do is return the favor. just give me a shout whenever you need something, i usually don't have much going on.

[nefilim]

Honestly it will probably mostly be food runs, because I live with two guys and I need to make sure they're fed.

[Not that Zelos needs to eat anymore, but she's staying hush-hush about that.]

Though I hope you realize this means I also have to pay you back as well, because I cannot let you do this for me without giving you something in return.

[higanbana]

yeahhh understandable.

and hey, no - you already helped me out when i first woke up with this whole blind in one eye thing! consider us even, ok? one eye for... uh, several eyes, i guess, lol

[nefilim]

One eye for several sounds a biiiiit uneven though. 😤

But fine fiiiiiine, I will relent this once. 🤐 However, lemme know if you need anything anytime! Not as like me paying you back or anything, like... girl to girl.

[Ana lowkey needs more female presence in her life okay, she's surrounded by men.]

UN: ZW🌹

[wilder]

YEAH. Not to mention the fact you got FLOATING EYEBALLS around you.

[nefilim]

SHUT UP I CAN'T HELP IT

Look usually I can talk through them as well, so be grateful I at least don't have that.

[wilder]

Why would you ever need eyeballs that talk?!

[nefilim]

Hell if I know, angels back home are fucking weird okay!! 😖

It's good for scare tactics? Good for scouting??? A neat Halloween trick????

[wilder]

Halloween? Isn't that the holiday where everyone wears slutty costumes?

Floating eyeballs are not slutty Ana!

[Is that the only thing he picked up from Halloween? Yes]

[nefilim]

I mean

Yeah

But that's only part of it! It's also meant to be scary and shit, with haunted houses and horror movies and... whatever else people do on Halloween besides get drunk.

[wilder]

Boo who cares about that stuff! Like anyone over the age of 5 falls for spooky stories anyway.

[At least, according to him.]

The slutty costumes are the best part of that holiday!

[nefilim]

Apparently haunted houses and stuff are hook-up spots? Y'know, all creepy and shit and someone is clinging to your arm and the adrenaline is pumping???

But of course you would only care about the slutty costumes!! Though I will admit some of them are pretty nice.

text; un: riftdancer

[thavnairian]

taking "eyes on the back of your head" to a new level huh?

sorry you're dealing with the motion sickness, though. that sounds awful

[nefilim]

I think I've taken it to the max level. I can see every angle of the room. 😖

Thanks, hopefully it'll pass soon. I think the combination of not having this for a year + having it all at once is getting to me. So I am basically laying on the couch and trying to stay still I hate it.

[thavnairian]

good gods.

would it help if someone draped a blanket over you and your extra peepers?

[nefilim]

Yes but also I can't control them at the moment. So they're like

Ominously floating around. So they might just float away with the blanket I'm sorry this is really fucking weird.

[thavnairian]

how many of them are there?

i have an idea

[nefilim]

There's four of them.

What's the idea?

[thavnairian]

two words: boobie bandanas

i have a bunch of cute lingerie at work i can use for this

[nefilim]

OH THAT COULD WORK

Amal you're a genius. 🥰