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[venti_late]

WHO: Venti and all of y'all!
WHERE: Network
WHEN: Near the end of May
WHAT: There's a new grandpa in town, and he's marginally more well-adjusted than Zhongli! Marginally. This one at least knows how to manage his finances.
WARNINGS: This will be a little cursed most likely, and probably language!

So this is a weird, new app! Since I can't delete this thing, I'm gonna guess that it's not some weird community thing for Kaisou, right? Like a FB group for people to get strongarmed into--I mean join?

Guess it wouldn't hurt too much to intro myself since I'm new here. I'm Venti! I just moved here like. Today. Lovely place, the Spirit Vein up above really sets the mood!

Okay, so here's an icebreaker for you guys, just to have a little bit of fun!

Is cereal a soup? Alternatively, how do you say the word 'pecan?'

And a friendly reminder that bananas are berries, but strawberries aren't berries!

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[lapislazily]

[Zhongli tries to figure out why Venti's hand is on his shoulder. He leans forward out of habit, expecting him to want to say something in his ear...? But that is. Not what happens.

And then he's gone. Zhongli silently raises his hand in a wave, but he's so damn confused. What the fuck just happened?????

... He touches his cheek. There's nothing there, so it wasn't a prank... but maybe it was?

.... Venti is so fucking weird. He closes the door and goes to make some tea.]