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Venti ([personal profile] venti_late) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2023-05-27 11:29 pm

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WHO: Venti and all of y'all!
WHERE: Network
WHEN: Near the end of May
WHAT: There's a new grandpa in town, and he's marginally more well-adjusted than Zhongli! Marginally. This one at least knows how to manage his finances.
WARNINGS: This will be a little cursed most likely, and probably language!

So this is a weird, new app! Since I can't delete this thing, I'm gonna guess that it's not some weird community thing for Kaisou, right? Like a FB group for people to get strongarmed into--I mean join?

Guess it wouldn't hurt too much to intro myself since I'm new here. I'm Venti! I just moved here like. Today. Lovely place, the Spirit Vein up above really sets the mood!

Okay, so here's an icebreaker for you guys, just to have a little bit of fun!

Is cereal a soup? Alternatively, how do you say the word 'pecan?'

And a friendly reminder that bananas are berries, but strawberries aren't berries!
thavnairian: (🌊 explain.)

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[personal profile] thavnairian 2023-05-28 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
wait you just got here and you already know what a spirit vein is???
you catch on quick


[Amal is actually onto something here, but.... nah.]

but to your questions

first off what the hell is a pecan

secondly

who cares how a food is classified if it tastes good???
thavnairian: (☀ concern.)

[personal profile] thavnairian 2023-05-28 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Every once in a while he has a good thought but then it disappears. Like his clothes.]

oh those things
yeah they taste pretty good!!! i had them in ice cream once
im not native so im not sure i can really say anything on how it's pronounced
del-ish-us


[CALL HIM OUT WHY DONT YOU]

my soul is actually pretty complicated but we won't get into that
i just think food is good
even the stuff that's unbearably bland to me has its own strengths, like being really warm and filling in a cold environment
thavnairian: (🌊 it's all good.)

[personal profile] thavnairian 2023-05-28 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
you can't see it but i am definitely taking notes here
apples are really good!!!
im from a tropical island so apples weren't really a thing i had until i crossed the ocean
the really tart ones are my favorite


[.... yeah okay Venti has his number.]

.......... the fact i can't deny that probably says a lot
i'm here to do three things:
punch bad guys
dance my ass off
and look good doing both
if that makes me simple i guess im simple

okay yeah uh you have a point about that... i like sweets though. i can stand it if they're sweets
there's this thing called jalebi...... i could eat it for days
better than cinnamon rolls
though the GIANT ones at void dennys are a close second
thavnairian: (🌊 how can i laugh at a time like this)

[personal profile] thavnairian 2023-05-28 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
i do like red

[SIMPLE.]

oh wow
despite all the weird questions
you really understand food.....
i'm not a chef or anything i just like to eat spicy food and no one makes it spicy enough for me
especially in this place
it took me a while to find something that i didn't consider a downgrade from my home
there's nothing like walking through the bazaar past all the stalls and smelling the food......
street food really is the best way to gauge how good a city is
thavnairian: (🌊 hm?)

[personal profile] thavnairian 2023-05-28 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
yes!!! this!!! exactly!!!!!
i realized since i got here that i enjoy sharing my homeland's food because it also means i get to teach a bit about my culture
i think food isn't just culture though
it's history and folklore
and sometimes it's just love.
i think that's what it is for me the most
when i think about the happiest times i've spent with my family.....
i don't mean blood family i mean REAL family, chosen family
there was food involved somehow

how good is your spice tolerance by the way? you look pale i have to ask ok
thavnairian: (🌊 let me think about that one.)

[personal profile] thavnairian 2023-05-28 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
i couldn't have said it better myself.
music has always been a part of me. kind of literally i feel so that's why i dance
songs and stories are also a passion of mine
though i should add
i'm a bard in the classical sense, not the...... shoots arrows and sings ballads in the midst of battle sense
i'm an entertainer and i aim to please, whether my audience is a king or a layman

you're right about that, though. i didn't have anyone to pass anything down to me but i figured it out by learning from the others around me

got it, got it. i know the spice level you're talking about
it's funny, it's hard to find hannish food outside of thavnair but i end up tumbling ass over end through a portal one day and then it's everywhere, just called something else
i usually make a hotter portion just for me anyway.
my poor kid can't handle it otherwise

i don't know anything about... welsh? wels??? geography........
look i dont think i could find where we're at on a map
explain it like i'm not from this world please
because i'm not
if i havent made that clear with the pointy ears and crazy tattoos on my picture or anything
thavnairian: (☀ i've been watching your kindness)

[personal profile] thavnairian 2023-05-29 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
you get it!!!
dancing for me isn't just a fun thing to do for self expression
it's a discipline. it's how we fight for the world we want
the war dance has been passed down for thousands of years, back when our city was still being built
our city is like... six thousand years old or something like that i don't know
what is the saying? old as balls!!!
the origin of the kriegstanz is to purify the hearts of the downtrodden
things like despair, anger, and resentment can build up and manifest physically on my world and hurt people
so i'm just doing my part to prevent that
but you're right! that's what bards do!!!
even if it's poetry and some accompanying music it still counts


[PROBABLY NOTHING]

oh i see.......
wait i know this one
england's the country that america fought for independence. don't ask me when i just remember this from the last time
still
is all of that... okay???
are they being treated right by the empire? because i've seen empires, and they usually don't


[a pause]

i'm just asking. i might know someone with experience overthrowing corrupt governments
i could ask them for ideas. hypothetically
Edited 2023-05-29 13:33 (UTC)
thavnairian: (☀ wink wonk.)

[personal profile] thavnairian 2023-06-01 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Amal is touched. It's been a while since he found someone he gelled with like this, except maybe Vash? But he thinks if Vash knew he killed people he might be less happy to talk to him.]

wow.... that's an honor
i'd love to play with you sometime!!!
or even dance with your accompaniment. obviously it wouldn't be the same kind of dancing i do for work though
i'm usually playing the lyre or the lute if i pick something up myself
but yes i agree
i think people forget about the power of music and dance when they're locked away for too long by themselves

oh. it's not?
what's the difference??????


[Venti saw right through him...]

hahahah....... i can't confirm or deny that accusation
i've been told i "confess to crimes" too much on this thing
as if they're gonna come after me for something i did on another world that doesn't even exist anymore
people are so funny
Edited 2023-06-01 13:32 (UTC)
thavnairian: (🌊 looking away.)

[personal profile] thavnairian 2023-06-04 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
it sure is rare. and on top of that... you don't know how many times i've pulled out my lute and had people ask me if it's a yuku-lee-lee. do i look like i know what that is????

being a classically trained entertainer is weird in ... whatever century this is. i was taught how to play for noble courts among...... other things. i can't exactly find the adventurers' guild here and ask them if there's any openings for courtiers

you sound real talented. elliot's the same way. you can hand him an instrument and he goes wild

and fair enough. i'll just moogle it later!


[hmm. he has a point.]

wow, all right, it's not quite that bad.....
fighting off world-ending threats isn't all sunshine and rainbows though.
someone has to pay the price.
if that's me, then so be it. everyone always judges me by my past anyway


[One of the ways he's survived this long is by just letting people think whatever they're going to think.]

still, there's someone i gotta take care of
so if they want to lock me up i'm going to fight it every step of the way
thavnairian: (🌊 let me think about that one.)

[personal profile] thavnairian 2023-06-13 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
sounds like it

that is. so many centuries??????? every time there's a world ending calamity we restart our calendar because what's the point

he's an amazing teacher too. i don't know how to read music but he's been helping me....


[Well, he is.]

haha don't worry, i didn't get the feeling you were attacking me.
i just wanted to point out that my bark's worse than my bite
why does everyone assume when i mention my past that it's full of murder????? is it because of the knives.
anyway
i'm fully aware i'm crazy, but it's precisely because i'm crazy that i don't get other people involved if i can help it
if you saw me jumping off a 50 yalm cliff into a lake, you saw nothing.

i like you though. you seem nice even though you tell it how it is.
also it's hard to get mad at someone calling me beautiful~