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[venti_late]

WHO: Venti and all of y'all!
WHERE: Network
WHEN: Near the end of May
WHAT: There's a new grandpa in town, and he's marginally more well-adjusted than Zhongli! Marginally. This one at least knows how to manage his finances.
WARNINGS: This will be a little cursed most likely, and probably language!

So this is a weird, new app! Since I can't delete this thing, I'm gonna guess that it's not some weird community thing for Kaisou, right? Like a FB group for people to get strongarmed into--I mean join?

Guess it wouldn't hurt too much to intro myself since I'm new here. I'm Venti! I just moved here like. Today. Lovely place, the Spirit Vein up above really sets the mood!

Okay, so here's an icebreaker for you guys, just to have a little bit of fun!

Is cereal a soup? Alternatively, how do you say the word 'pecan?'

And a friendly reminder that bananas are berries, but strawberries aren't berries!

Comments

[venti_late]

That's such a fantastic question. It might be a corruption of "strewn berry," because we thought they were berries strewn on the ground. Obviously, this was an incorrect classification!

[sundered_wings]

[W-why is she getting an actual answer to that question?! She wasn't prepared for any of this!

What the heck does strewn even mean?!

One google search later:] obviously and nobody cared enough to FIX THAT???

[venti_late]

Nope!

By now it's become part of everyday language, so it'd be an extremely hard sell to label it as another word!

[sundered_wings]

i guess

and what's this thing about bananas [Sara. Sara no.]

[venti_late]

Bananas are berries! They have tiny seeds on the inside and grow from banana flowers. Lots of other botanical stuff goes into the classification, too, but I won't bore anyone with the details, especially me.