kaisoumods: (libra)
Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2023-04-14 05:59 pm

Un: Zodiac | Mid-Month Update

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the middle of April. By now, the folks who were trapped in their own personal dungeons have been rescued, and the peach has been recovered from Zodiac and destroyed. Undertown has gone back to normal, while Zodiac's been very quiet. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]


Dante Vergil Wolfwood Kara
Dante, Vergil, Nicholas, and Kara have joined the app. Say hi everyone!

Suzume Diluc
Suzume and Diluc have left the app.


[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

It's me again. Could you stop telling people I'm dead? I was just visiting my family out of state and I forgot to turn off the auto-post function, for crying out loud. Have none of you people ever heard of taking a vacation?

Anyway, I'm not sure what happened, but there's something going on with head honchos. They cancelled their big announcement and took the rest of the month off, citing that "they deeply regret their greed-filled actions and wish to take time to reflect". I was skeptical at first, but then they offered to increase everyone's pay and give us a better benefits package. There's even been talk of donating to charity, and not just for tax purposes. It's like all of board members had a change of heart.

Well, the surviving ones. Two of the board members died all of sudden. It was a pretty grisly way to go, black fluid started coming out of their eyes and then they keeled over. No one knows what happened, but it's got a lot of people freaked out. There's been sanitation crews and exorcisms all over the place.

Crap, I rambled. Anyway, Zodiac's going through some restructuring so if you don't hear from us for a bit that's why. And seriously you weirdos, stop saying I'm dead.



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[Well that was weird.

Anyway, Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.

Note: Even if the event is over ICly, please feel free to continue backtagging the event logs for the month!]
fionnuisce: (burning down the highway skyline)

un: silverrose

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2023-04-14 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
color me shocked he lived. more shocked that zodiac gives vacation days, though

then again, sounds like they've had an abrupt course correction. guess the three ghosts are either very early or very late for christmas.


[Or: 'lol. lmao.']
bebest: (Oh it's so sad to think)

text: UN: hotgoss

[personal profile] bebest 2023-04-14 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm waiting for the singing frogs dancing around Michael Caine at like, ANY second.
fionnuisce: (words that would give my life meaning)

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2023-04-14 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
we're nowhere near that lucky, we're probably stuck in a low-budget adaptation with bedsheet ghosts.
Edited 2023-04-14 23:28 (UTC)
bebest: (Accept no substitute)

[personal profile] bebest 2023-04-14 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Ewww gross. Like the sort of thing you'd see on the Hallmark channel. Like, no real effort, just shoddy effects and some schmaltzy music to make it LOOK like they made an effort. That's EXACTLY the sort of vibe these guys give.
fionnuisce: (you sit there in your heartache)

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2023-04-14 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
we're not made of singing frog money here, it's microphones at the edge of every shot or nothing
bebest: (It's me and not you)

[personal profile] bebest 2023-04-15 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
So happy for us that we're living in Cheap Half-Assed Land.

...Anyway. How are you feeling? You got dragged into one of those fun hellzones, right?


[See? He PAYS ATTENTION. ]
fionnuisce: (bearing this miracle)

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2023-04-15 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Still alive. I'm tough to get rid of.
bebest: (Really not tonight)

[personal profile] bebest 2023-04-15 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Good to hear!

Sounds like that's the case for a lot of the people dragged into that mess. Which was heckin' lucky. That was not a fun time, do not recommend.