Text | UN: i_do_leclerc

[yuri_bird]

WHO: Yuri and anyone 21+!
WHERE: Network
WHEN: February 13th
WHAT: It's Hot or Not 2: The Squeakquel!
WARNINGS: Thirst. And swearing. NSFW SPICE PICS/CONTENT as well.

so my last post of smash or simp was popular enough that I thought it'd be fun to bring it back on Singles Awareness Eve!
who knows, it was successful enough that at least ONE couple got together! maybe some of us will get lucky and not be single for the dreaded Chocolate Discount Day
in all seriousness, this is meant in good fun, so same rules apply. I'll post them now, but I've made a new rule:
1. don't post pics without permission!
2. don't be mean about people's appearances!
3. I'm not liable for any damage done either physically mentally or emotionally for whatever the fuck Nox posts, but ESPECIALLY if he posts shirtless or in a suit
4. I must reiterate: I'm not to blame for Nox Miller
5. And the actual most important new rule: we're all adults here. Adult members of The Black Order are more than welcome to post their pics here. Do NOT start a genuine fight. I don't care who the hell starts it because I'll sure as fuck end it. If you have a problem, deal with it in private.
I don't think that last one's actually going to be a problem but figured it couldn't hurt to make sure!
anyway let's have some fun!
if you don't know the format it goes like this:
you post a pic of yourself that you're proud of
someone replies to it with smash or simp
that's it that's the game!

Comments

[poisontippedcure]

I trust this should suffice?

[yuri_bird]

100% smash, your sense of style is on point holy shit

video | un: fashonti

[thaumewturge]

...perhaps I should ask you for opinions on fashion from now on, Rose.

un: velvet

[gotbadblood]

[....///]

You look nice.

[GIRL HOT]

[hoshikiri]

Rose, you look lovely as always.

voice; un: shadeshift

[sunforging]

Sounds harmless enough. How's this?

[yuri_bird]

11/10 will simp again!

un: silverrose

[fionnuisce]

Fuck it, I have nothing better to do. Still unavailable, though.

Re: un: silverrose

[poisontippedcure]

I believe “simp” is the correct term here?

[yuri_bird]

okay so I have two and yes I'm very sad that I had to cut my hair for these but it's fine!
me getting ready for my part:

getting_ready.jpg

me during, for you spicy folks:



{OOC: Just as a note! The one with Ash is not actually Ash in the photo he posted, but some nameless dude looking like he just had some kind of awakening.}

[poisontippedcure]

I suppose you clean up nicely.

Smash.

un; yrael

[themogget]

Since we were specifically called out... fine.

[yuri_bird]

I think I have to go smash because my god I could get lost in those blue eyes of yours

un: jalbarea

[noblerise]

[Jusis normally wouldn't post pictures of himself for a post like this, but Ash saw it on his phone. And then provoked him into posting. Unfortunately for Ash, this guy only has two photos of himself and he's posting both.]

Casual.jpg

Formal.jpg

I don't normally have pictures taken of myself, so these are the only two I have on my phone. Also, a certain coworker would like to make sure you're aware of the following:
this guy's no fun, y'all can thank me later --Ash

[themogget]

I thought you'd hold up better than that, Albarea. Did he get under your skin that quickly?

voice | un: fashonti

[thaumewturge]

I had to get some help, but...

[yuri_bird]

And I'll simp for you for eternity as one of the very cutest amongst us.

un: velvet

[gotbadblood]

[She has half the mind to skip this post, but they directly called out the Black Order. And seeing that the others are posting, well she'd probably get lectured if she passed.]

Fine. But if any guy sends me a dick pic you better be prepared to lose it.

[yuri_bird]

holy SHIT

smash me against a wall so hard that I circle around to simp

[Yuri knows his weakness.]

[hoshikiri]

I suppose there's no harm.



(( ooc: the tattoos in the screenie are not actually there in the pic he sent... ))

voice

[stripartist]

[Mildly distressed because HELP HIS BOYFRIEND IS HOT:]

Help.

un: c-z; text

[bolledivita]

ah so we're doing this again, alright

[yuri_bird]

smash me into next goddamn year because holy F U C K

HOW ARE YOU EVEN MORE DEVASTATINGLY GOOD-LOOKING IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN THAT LONG SINCE MY LAST POST

un: ecraig

[fiddlestick]

[Oh great. This again.]

We really gotta find you someone, Yuri...

I'll do this time, just go easy on me okay?

[yuri_bird]

I'm actually going to cry irl at how cute you are little oriole

as much as I want to smash I can only HOPE that Rean is smashing you harder

un; j.porter

[cantgetanyworse]

I'll play! Though please remember I'm married, so I'm afraid to say any smashing would be purely hypothetical.

[yuri_bird]

I'll simp respectfully I swear

[Yuri is a little embarrassed that Jane can see his full goddamn singles thirst in action, but... well. Jane won't judge. Hopefully.]

text; un: riftdancer (NSFW JFSKJDKSJKF)

[thavnairian]

you caught me off guard so all i have is a work picture today, sorry

sort of here but not

[hoshikiri]

[ah]

un: dragnvindr

[burntilldawn]

I'm almost impressed by how little shame there is here.

[drewthetower]

we're just bored lbr

and Yuri is Yuri

un: subzer0

[subzeroshredder]

…’simp’?

[What are any of you on about]

text | un: blackbirdtarot

[drewthetower]

okay you know like

hot or not? where you say if you think someone is hot (sexually or aesthetically) or not?

this is that, except we're all pretty good looking here so it's "smash" for "I want to bang you" and "simp" for "you are very pretty"

only on these posts it means something else to most people

[stripartist]

[He only has two tails in the real photo!]

[poisontippedcure]

Takame is a lucky man.

un: noxxed

[sassery]

ok since SOMEONE decided to call me out here
everyone gets to suffer as a result
you can thank yuri for this tbqh this is entirely his fault

also no
no links
youre all going to die like the thirsters you are
and theres THREE here
so PERISH





and for the monsterfuckers in the chat



and before anyone asks im taken
but youre welcome all the same ;)

[drewthetower]

you are EVIL holy shit

un: whatailsyou

[carrier_mage]

I don't tend to keep pictures of myself, but I do happen to have one from an event I went to a while back a friend of mine took.

nicebackground.jpg


((ooc: Just noting that ICly Minwu wouldn't be casting anything in the photo.))

un: c-z; text

[bolledivita]

definitely simp

what sort of event?

un: teasweets

[lapislamine]

Well, I could do a swimsuit photo again...but maybe these will do instead?





I should note, I am spoken for, in large part thanks to last time. I'm very happy with how that went.

[yuri_bird]

my heart says smash but my self-preservation instincts say simp

mercedes have mercy!!!

[femmecatale]

How about a summer flashback!

text | un: paintedfox

[stripartist]

Simp, I believe?

[lancernexttime]

[He doesn't know how this photo showed up, but he can't resist something like this, ok.]

voice | un: fashonti

[thaumewturge]

[Before turning this on, there was absolutely some distressed catte noises.]

My...