Video | UN: will_solace

[arrowtotheheal]

WHO: Will and everyone else!
WHERE: Network
WHEN: January 20th
WHAT: It's time for everyone's favorite monthly dose of prophecies!
WARNINGS: None so far

[Look at that, it's a rare Will Solace making a post! He seems relaxed and calm as always.]

Hey, everyone. Some of you know me, but I'll introduce myself since we got some new people. I'm Will Solace. I'm taking over making a seer announcement for August this time. Probably next time, too. No, August, I'm not taking no for an answer on that, either. You know exactly what cards I'll play if you protest.

[Don't make him publicly say it this time, August.]

Moving right along, about February... one of us saw blades of grass in a kinda childlike wonder. Another saw a fire, but it was more like a campfire or bonfire. Something warm and positive, you know?

[He thinks for a second.]

August's tarot card was the Lovers reversed. Basically, all the relationship problems you see in romance movies and novels. Lack of communication between partners, lots of arguing, things like that. Oh, terrible choices was one he wanted highlighted, but I think that's almost everyone's everyday.

Lastly, my dream showed me getting attacked in the dark. I couldn't really see if it was dark as in nighttime, or even what attacked me. I just know something will. That said, to clarify, it's not necessarily me, personally, that'll get attacked. It's just that my dreams are always in first person, so it feels like it's me when it might not be.

So, now you know what we know.

Comments

UN: hikari-vi | voice

[whiteshroud]

[Ah, so this was the Will guy August mentioned]

Thank you for doing this, Will. If August tries to take the prophecy post from you next month, I'll sit on him.

[Jun you're like 50lbs soaking wet]

voice; un: thanatos

[inevitablerest]

As infuriatingly cryptic as any prophecy.

[And that might sound like a criticism, at first, until he follows up with--]

But you deliver it with more clarity than I have ever witnessed from my sisters.

[arrowtotheheal]

[Ah. Yes, good, more people who aggressively care about August's well-being.]

If sitting doesn't work, I've found that threatening to call Nox on him or calling him something specific does the trick. I don't normally advocate cruel and unusual punishment, but August seems like he needs it when it's serious. I'm happy to tell you what to call him. I just recommend you use it as a last resort.

[It may cause mutual psychic damage.]

[arrowtotheheal]

Right? At least it's not being delivered in a rhyme. Or, Olympus forbid, a limerick.

[Will shudders at that. Ugh... prophecies told in limericks are always the deadliest.]

Thank you, though! I'm kinda used to it from some of my siblings and the Oracle.

[whiteshroud]

Ah, yes, Nox is very effective at giving lectures.

But don't worry, I already have a good idea of things to call himt. August and I are best friends.

[arrowtotheheal]

I got the feeling. I mean, I've been the one giving him lectures when he's gotten himself hurt pretty badly, but I've heard him lecture my classmates.

[Man knows how to sound like a coach or a dad lecturing his unruly children at the drop of a hat.]

Oh, you are? That makes things a lot easier, then! I'll have to keep you in mind for when August gets stubborn again.

[whiteshroud]

Ha, is that right? Well, he probably needs it sometimes too.

[A kid that lectures his own teacher. Sounds like this Will might be the mother hen type]

Mm, I can't heal or tell prophecies like August can, but I like to think I'm well versed in how he ticks. I'll try to be of use should it be needed.

text; un: fern

[laminae]

yikes
that sounds real bad
grass and fire don't mix!

[He would certainly know.]

voice | un: blackbirdtarot

[drewthetower]

Oh god you two met, I'm fucked.

[Mildly amused.]

[whiteshroud]

Yes. And just know that you brought it on yourself.

[drewthetower]

How did I bring this on myself, huh?

[whiteshroud]

By resisting taking a break from the prophecy posts, of course. Clearly getting you to rest takes a team effort, so I had to reach out.

un: silverrose

[fionnuisce]

Is something wrong, or he just dealing with the usual overwork?

Regarding the messages themselves, it's a little worrying that it seems to trend as 'largely harmless, except you also might get stabbed in a back alley'.

[drewthetower]

It's all teenagers. [And Nito.] I wasn't gonna make any of 'em do this.

[whiteshroud]

I don't know, Will sounds mature enough to handle it.

un: flathia

[escardos]

omg, relationship problems and getting attacked? what if its peoples’ lovers attacking them??? that’s so melodramatic, i love it 👀✨

[arrowtotheheal]

But that doesn't mean we can't volunteer, Mr Villareal.

[drewthetower]

Will I swear to every god--

[drewthetower]

You're biased. Probably not wrong, but biased.

[arrowtotheheal]

Just remember I'm not liable for whatever happens if you swear to my Dad!

[whiteshroud]

You're the biased one here, I barely even know Will. But I can see he did a good job describing the prophecies.

[whiteshroud]

Your dad?

[What]

[drewthetower]

[You're biased for anything that helps August relax let's be real here Jun.]

Yeah, I won't argue there.

[arrowtotheheal]

Oh... Uh, well, my Dad is Apollo. The Greek version of him, specifically. My mom's an alt-country singer, mortal.

[Nothing weird here.]

It's how I got my healing power and weird dreams about what might happen in the future.

[whiteshroud]

[Yeah how dare he care for his friend's wellbeing]

Mm, he's got this! So just take it easy, okay? I can step in if anyone gets hostile.