HANSA CERVANTES CATCH-ALL

[robopriest]

WHO: Hansa Cervantes
WHERE: Everywhere, anywhere
WHEN: End of December - January
WHAT: Hansa and various talks/logs with people he knows. Let me know if you want a starter!
WARNINGS: None at the moment! Will update if necessary

Comments

[fionnuisce]

Is it? I thought it was a simple educated guess.

[robopriest]

I do try to be an outstanding member of society worthy of respect to most people, you know.

[fionnuisce]

[No response except a snort of laughter hurriedly concealed behind his hand.]

[robopriest]

[Ohhhh he's leaning in to press the side of his face against Waver's head, grinning. No wonder it was obvious to anyone even attending this thing. God.]

What was that? Did I hear the great Professor stifle a laugh just now?

[fionnuisce]

Only if you've started vividly hallucinating, perhaps.

[you two are in PUBLIC]

[robopriest]

[idiots!! IDIOTS!!!]

Then I must clearly look for whoever spiked my punch earlier and thank them.

[fionnuisce]

I'm going to spike you into the floor in a damn minute, straighten up before everyone thinks you're the jackass trying to knock over the guy with the cane.

[#relationshipgoals]

[robopriest]

Ooh, spicy. Is that a promise?

[waggles eyebrows?]

[fionnuisce]

Hansa you are a priest.

[robopriest]

[He laughs.]

So I am! But I can have a little fun, you know!

[fionnuisce]

Can you?

[???????]

[robopriest]

[And now he's laughing again, louder.]

I meant messing around with you, dear Professor! I like saying things that make you pull all sorts of cute faces.

[fionnuisce]

First off, 'cute' is a bit much. Secondly, why do I apparently have 'annoy me as a hobby' written on my forehead?

[robopriest]

It isn't much. And its because you don't annoy me enough back. You have to return the favor.

[fionnuisce]

And here I thought my winning personality was annoying enough.

[robopriest]

No, I just find that endearing.

[fionnuisce]

Which just proves you might be well and truly out of your mind, if you ask me.

[robopriest]

Well, I'm out of my mind, and I have a handsome man at my side, so who is winning here? Me.

[fionnuisce]

Out of your mind and a serial flatterer. Even worse.

[robopriest]

Oh, but you like it.

[And stealing a little quick peck of a kiss to his forehead.]

If that was all that was going for me, though, I know you wouldn't give me the time of day.

[fionnuisce]

...Likely not.

[are his ears turning red]

But the fact that I do makes you no less ridiculous.

[robopriest]

Well, I'm proud enough to be the amount of ridiculous you enjoy.

[hehe]

[fionnuisce]

...I suppose things would be painfully monotonous if you weren't.

[robopriest]

I suppose so! I have to get you into trouble every once in a while. It's good for the soul.

[fionnuisce]

Well...maybe it is. Just a little.