Video, un: spacekid

[schrodingersghost]

WHO: Danny and Anyone
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: Jan 2, Afternoon
WHAT: Danny got multiple pun books for Christmas. Kaisou suffers the consequences. Also something weird is happening when he touches metal, but probably nothing to worry about.
WARNINGS: Puns

[Danny appears in the video feed, with a decidedly mischievous grin. He is wearing a black hoodie that has a bone and "I Found This Humerus" printed on it. It felt appropriate for today. If you looked closely, his ears have taken on a small but noticeable point, mostly concealed by his hair.]

Hey guys.  Everyone have a ice holiday? Now that the rest of winter is here, its time to freeze the day. Because snow happens weather you like it or not. I'm just saying it like icy it.

[Danny grins at the camera, with a grin that says that he knew exactly what he'd just done, and he had no regrets. Without thinking he leans forward on the desk, and his hand touches a part of the desk frame that was made out of metal. He lets out a pained sound and quickly pulls his hand back, shaking it to relieve the sting.]

Comments

video: UN: trienemybest

[droptheious]

[He helped create this monster and he's not in the least bit sorry for it.]

And here's me thinking you might be a little under the weather.

Video, un: spacekid

[schrodingersghost]

Hey winter is snow laughing matter. But I figured I could break the ice.

[droptheious]

Hah. That's a snow-brainer, if you catch my drift.

[schrodingersghost]

Don't flurry, the ski's the limit when it comes to this.

[droptheious]

I bet those weather puns will last you all winter, to a certain degree.

[schrodingersghost]

The weather always has its highs and froze, but I figured a couple of weather puns could chill things out in snow time at all.

[droptheious]

It'll really brighten the day up for people seem to be under the weather. Are you gonna spend a hot minute on these when it's summer?

[schrodingersghost]

Weather people like it or not. Coming up with these jokes is a breeze.

[droptheious]

They're so good, they can never mist one.

[schrodingersghost]

People claim they could do without them, but I drought it.

[droptheious]

They really are a breath of fresh air.

audio; un: fern

[laminae]

Dang man, with those puns you could go up against Ice King.

[There's a slight pause, before Fern adds:]

That wasn't a pun, Simon's a literal crazy ice wizard.

audio; un: spacekid

[schrodingersghost]

I didn't know crazy ice wizards were an actual thing. Did you get him to chill out?

[He absolutely did that on purpose,]

[laminae]

Loads of times. He had some crazy obsession with kidnapping princesses. But even though he stopped he's still totally uncool.

[That was deliberate, too.]

[schrodingersghost]

Sounds like a guy who could really use something to break the ice before everyone gives him the cold shoulder.

[laminae]

Nahhh, he's forever a big loser.

- I mean -

Snow joke, he's forever a big loser. [Nailed it.]

[schrodingersghost]

[Danny snickers.]

Nice save. Or should that be ice save.

[laminae]

Thanks, dude. You're slushing it by the way. Total punmaster.

[schrodingersghost]

Thanks, man. I had all of Christmas break to practice. Would you believe that people actually gave me new joke books? Several people even.

[laminae]

Haha, seriously? They gave you soooo much power.

[Some of those people are probably regretting their life choices right now, but Fern thinks it's GREAT.]

[schrodingersghost]

I know, right? I mean I totally would have done this even without that. But if people are going to actually encourage me, it feels like I have to step up my game.

[laminae]

Oh yeah, dude. If they gave you gifts you're practically obligated to up your pun game by at least fifty percent.

[schrodingersghost]

At least! I'm not there yet, but that just means I need to put some extra effort into it.

Video; un: Opera_Ghost

[not_a_possum]

...why?

Video, un: spacekid

[schrodingersghost]

I figured a little variety is the ice of life.

[not_a_possum]

No.

[schrodingersghost]

What, snowthing to add?

[not_a_possum]

What? That was so forced! 'Snow' doesn't even have the right 'o' sound for 'nothing'!

[schrodingersghost]

If you think you can do better you're welcome to join in.

[not_a_possum]

Oh, I can. And sorry if I'm a bit frosty, all these bad puns are just a bit hard on my ice. I might thaw out eventually if you give me a chance to warm up, but on the other hand if we do this too long it might get cold.

[schrodingersghost]

[ Danny takes a moment to snicker over these. ]

Well you know what they say. Icy come, icy go.

[not_a_possum]

...why?

[schrodingersghost]

Why not?

[not_a_possum]

[He opens his mouth, raising a finger like he's going to give a reason...before realizing he doesn't have one. He lowers his finger, closes his mouth and, after a pause, answers.]

I guess there's no reason not to?

Video | un: calledtothewater

[findingways]

[ Moana can't help rolling her eyes, though there's an amused look on her face. ]

I suppose I should feel bad for being partly responsible for unleashing you onto the world.

[ ...should. ]

Video; un; spacekid

[schrodingersghost]

Oh no, I can take the blame for that all by myself.

[findingways]

[ She snickers a little. ] Yeah, all right. That's a load off my conscience, then.

[ Looking back at him, she then sobers a moment. ] You okay, though? It looks like you touched something hot or something.

[schrodingersghost]

Yeah, I'm fine. I've got like some static shock or something. That's been happening all day.

[Probably nothing to worry about. ]

[findingways]

Hmm...yeah, I guess I get that. I get a lot of static on my clothes too.

[ It totally makes sense, right? ]

[schrodingersghost]

Maybe its the weather?

[A perfectly valid explanation.]

[findingways]

[ Totally reasonable. ]

Yeah, maybe. It does happen a lot this time of year, with having to wear so many layers and stuff too.