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[traaaaaash]

WHO: Eda and YOU
WHERE: In front of The Owlery, Libra app
WHEN: week before Christmas
WHAT: Furby Organ.
WARNINGS: Furby Organ.

[ Considering it's Christmastime, the shop has been a bit slow going for Eda's liking. Which means it's time for a bit of... a promotional campaign. And she knows just the thing.

With much effort and grunting, she pushes her prized Furby Organ out the shop door and positions it in front of her window on the sidewalk. Then, a few meters away, she puts up a tripod where she mounts her phone. She pushes record. ]

Hello, everyone! It's Eda from The Owlery, and I've got something special for you today! Ahem. Just a second.

[ She sits down at the organ... and begins playing All I Want For Christmas Is You. ]

Comments

Video, un: spacekid

[schrodingersghost]

I have so many questions right now. Also concerns, but mostly questions.

[traaaaaash]

[ Eda keeps playing and turns around toward her phone, yelling to be heard above the noise. ]

Go on, then! Ask me anything!

[schrodingersghost]

Who had the idea to build.... that? And how did they decide it was a good idea?

[Danny raises his voice a little to be heard over the noise. He cringes a little at a high note. ]

un: ecraig; voice

[fiddlestick]

[Why...why would you do this to music?]

Our friendship is over.

[traaaaaash]

[ The music comes to a very screeching halt. ]

What was that?

[fiddlestick]

[--- Oh she took it seriously. Oops. Elliot feels IMMEDIATELY bad]

Ah- that was a joke! Because of the furby music being so cursed.

I'm sorry.

Voice; un: PantsonPyre

[localweirdo]

Bravo, that is certainly quite the performance! I must say, I'm impressed at how dedicated you are!

[traaaaaash]

[ Just then, she plays the last notes. And runs her hand across the keys for a final flourish.

Once finished, she turns around to look at the camera. ]

Thank you! Well, I can't take credit for this baby. [ She pats the side of the furby organ. ] It just appeared in my shop one day.

[localweirdo]

Is that so? Then it is certainly a Christmas miracle! I'm rather jealous that you have one.

[Was she joking or was she being serious? Who knows.]

Video; un: Opera_Ghost

[not_a_possum]

Huh. I...uh...never heard an organ quite like that before.

[It's terrible. He hates it. However, he also doesn't know how much hard work and effort she put into this, so he kind of feels bad outright insulting it.]

[traaaaaash]

I know, it's very unique.

[ She gives it an affectionate little pat. ]

[not_a_possum]

That it definitely is. Not as melodic as what I usually listen to, but I'm sure there's an audience for it.

[No, no there isn't.]

video; un: shadeshift

[sunforging]

[With enthusiastic applause that seems entirely genuine:]

That's some real talent, great work.



....it ain't alive, is it?

[traaaaaash]

Thank you, thank you!

[ She turns around in her seat, extends an arm and then takes a sweeping bow. Once upright again, she puts a finger to her chin. ]

Well, not that I've noticed. Though I wouldn't know what the merchandise gets up to at night.

[sunforging]

Just be careful if'n it decides it's hungry. Doesn't look like somethin' you want rollin' about with a taste for meat.

[a_cute_batata]

Heh, I can't believe you got that song to play.

That's really good!

[traaaaaash]

You don't even know about all my hidden talents, kid!

[a_cute_batata]

Well no, not yet! I just do inventory!

Video | un: calledtothewater

[findingways]

Wow, that uh, sure is... [ the most cursed thing she has ever seen ] festive.

[traaaaaash]

Hmmm. Thought I'd get out something special for the occasion.

[ She's sure everyone will agree it is very... special... ]

[findingways]

[ It sure is...something. ]

Yeah, it's...definitely that. Where'd you get that thing, anyway?

video un:blublood

[touchofcashmere]

Gosh!

Now that's what I call clever! Look at that thing!

Do you mind if I sing along?

[well he's had a bit of sherry so she might not get a choice, but he'll be decent and wait for a response]

video;

[traaaaaash]

[ Finally some enthusiastic appreciation! ]

Do your worst, stranger!

video; un:Amity Blight

[bossy_boots]

[She's seen a lot in her time in the Boiling Isles. There's a lot of terrifying things there. Horrible things that would make you want to shake and shiver and just curl up and hide from the world.]

[Even by her standards, what she's just witnessed is a complete and utter abomination.]

[She's by no means religious, but she knows unholy when she sees it, really.]

Uh...

[Her look is vaguely akin to the sort you might see if one witnessed a bus full of carollers fall off a cliff, hit a balloon full of orphans, which in turn all fell into a dynamite factory built next to the endangered baby animals shelter.]

video;

[traaaaaash]

[ Eda stops playing and turns around with a lopsided grin. ]

Oh, it's the girlfriend!