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Alberto "oh no" Scorfano ([personal profile] prontissimo) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2022-11-23 09:34 pm

ota; beach bonfire

WHO: Luca Paguro, Alberto Scorfano, and ???
WHERE: Stardew Beach
WHEN: Evening of Sunday, 20 November
WHAT: Luca's 14th birthday party! Mingle at a bonfire on the beach. They brought... lasagna...
WARNINGS: none! mention of sand fleas?


[ Come Sunday evening, as advertised, Luca's party is all set up on the shores of Stardew Beach. There's a roaring bonfire for folks to gather round, built by Alberto and Luffy under Katsuki’s careful instruction. They've piled some wood into makeshift benches around the fire for people to sit and chat and eat. On a nearby picnic table, the boys have laid out a small spread of food. But being their first "human" birthday party (and Alberto's first real party period), they didn't exactly hit the bullseye with what to serve at a beach bonfire...

They brought pasta. They carefully shlepped a huge pot of trenette al pesto and a large tray of lasagna, plus all their other party supplies, on the bus, on the train, all the way to the beach. Diligence. They don't know about hotdogs. While unorthodox, it's genuinely tasty food, though — and Alberto hasn't accidentally poisoned anyone in at least a month or two...! So also safe to eat, bonus! In addition to the pasta, they have a bowl of leftover Halloween candy, a cooler full of bottled water and an impressive array of energy drinks, and off to the side, a small stack of frying pans, a collection of myriad spices, and a bunch of kitchen knives...? For filleting and frying fish, naturally. Alberto's also brought fishing poles, so now anyone can cook up whatever they catch. Like any normal human child's birthday party.

One normal human thing they managed, though: a birthday cake. That is, if you have a forgiving definition of what a "birthday cake" is... The icing did not fair well being stacked on top of the hot lasagna on the way to the beach. Plus this is Alberto's first attempt at cake decorating or baking anything in general, thankfully once again under Katsuki’s watchful guidance... It— probably tastes fine. Let's assume it does. Just don’t look at it.

They've got two telescopes set up for any fellow star-gazers, one courtesy of Danny, and Luca brought along a couple constellation guidebooks on how to read the stars. For the less bookish types, Alberto's brought along a light-up soccer ball and a light-up Frisbee, accounting for the darkness. They've brought a few cheap swim goggles for anyone trustworthy who'd like to sneak off for a swim with a sea monster. But for those who stay on land, Alberto's also brought three fishing poles, a couple hand nets, along with tackle and bait — but not worms or something normal, of course not. No, he has an old paint can he's filled halfway with live sand fleas... Took a while to catch them all by hand himself, but it's fine; they've found more than enough sand fleas for everyone. Anyone prone to poking their nose into random containers will probably regret this one, sorry. Bleck...

All in all, it promises to be a fun birthday party — but definitely a birthday party like no other... You only turn fourteen in a human city in another country in an alternate dimension in the future once, right? ]
schoolingfish: (Friendly human)

[personal profile] schoolingfish 2022-12-09 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Hah! That's a good one!

[Okay, that one he gets!]

Maybe I should come up with one on my own...

[He tries to think of one.]

Why did no one like the clam? ...because it was shellfish.
schoolingfish: (Excited human)

[personal profile] schoolingfish 2022-12-09 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I like that one!

[Sure, that one might use the same 'clam/shell' idea as his own, but Luca doesn't care. They're having fun and that's all that matters. He looks up.]

What kind of fish lives in the sky?

[This time Luca doesn't give the answer. He wants to see if Alberto will guess what he's thinking.]
schoolingfish: (Slight Smile Human)

[personal profile] schoolingfish 2022-12-19 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Luca smiles. Sure, he'd been thinking starfish, but that answer is so much better.]

Yeah, you got it.
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[personal profile] schoolingfish 2023-01-12 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course it's the best birthday I've ever had! I get to spend it with you! And everything is perfect with all these people that are okay with us just how we are and the pasta and everything!

[Sure, he's had other birthdays that were fun, but this stands out as the most special one of all the ones he's had so far.]
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[personal profile] schoolingfish 2023-01-31 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it really is.

[Sure, after Massimo convinced everyone they were okay they had people back home who knew, but Luca only had a short time of that before rushing off to go to school where once again, most people didn't know, though the stakes were still high. It's nice to be somewhere where so many people can know without any issues, and to know that they were all okay with everything right from the start. And, of course, it's important to not forget how amazing the pasta is.]

It really did! You're a really good cook now, Alberto!
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[personal profile] schoolingfish 2023-02-03 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Luca's heart flutters with excitement when Alberto asks him to show him some star stuff.]

Sure! Come on!

[Luca grabs Alberto's hand, racing over to the telescopes.]

You look through that one, I'll look through this one, and I'll help you find something cool!
schoolingfish: (Friendly human)

[personal profile] schoolingfish 2023-02-20 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Here, let me show you!

[He pushes his way in between Alberto and the telescope, heart racing when he realizes how close they are, looking through it and adjusting it until he finds Jupiter. He pulls back, still holding onto the telescope.]

Look through it now!
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[personal profile] schoolingfish 2023-02-23 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
"It's Jupiter! It's a whole other planet that's far, far away!"
schoolingfish: (Listening human)

[personal profile] schoolingfish 2023-03-10 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
No, it's like a cream color. With stripes.

[Which, of course, isn't anywhere near as clear through his telescope as it is in textbooks. Naturally, Luca's memorized what each one should look like and when they'd be visible in the sky.]
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[personal profile] schoolingfish 2023-03-14 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't it amazing? Just thinking that if you could go up there, you could find an entire planet that's totally different than this one?
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[personal profile] schoolingfish 2023-03-20 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Well...yes. The whole planet is made of gasses and liquids, and it actually has the largest ocean in the solar system, except it's made of something called hydro-gen instead of water.

[He's still not sure what hydrogen is, but he still remembers reading that. Repeatedly, in fact, to try and figure out what it means.]
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[personal profile] schoolingfish 2023-03-28 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
The textbook I read didn't say there weren't hydro sea monsters, so...maybe!

[And now he's excitedly imagining all sorts of aquatic creatures that could be hypothetical hydro-sea monsters.]

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