[GAME START] Welcome to Libra!

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Network
WHEN: January 7th
WHAT: Welcome to Libra!
WARNINGS: None

[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. If you didn’t have a phone? You’ll have found one that has been delivered to your current location with a sticky note attached with your name on it.

The ringing will continue until you check your phone. The entire screen has been locked to a new app that downloaded: Libra. It looks like a social media app, even though you’ve never heard of it before. Worst yet, there seems to be no closing this app until you read and respond to the message displayed]

Welcome to Libra! Libra is an innovative app developed by the good folks at Zodiac™ to connect people with similarities that set them apart from the average crowd!

There’s a lot to talk about, but we don’t want to pile too much on you! Instead, let's start things off with a little icebreaker! It’s a little late, but we hope it's still relevant!


This post is sponsored by the 2021 Kaisou Winter Carnival! Get out and enjoy the cold!

[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone.

Mod Note: The game has officially begun! The first event log will take place on January 9th, but players are free to make their own logs and posts! There will be no NPC response in this network post, so feel free to interact with each other!]

Comments

un: blackbirdtarot

[drewthetower]

ok I realize libras are kinda the best but there can only be one libra in my life and I've got that role covered

how do I uninstall this thing?

un: hikari-vi

[whiteshroud]

[drewthetower]

no one asked you!!

[whiteshroud]

You asked a question! You didn't specify who could answer it!

I can't find an uninstall option.

[drewthetower]

you don't need a MEME to tell me that

[whiteshroud]

[drewthetower]

😐 😐 😐 😐

[whiteshroud]

Haha.

Any luck with uninstalling?

UN:SHIROGANE

[killjoyprince]

APPEARS 2 B A SOFTWARE UPDATE
UNABLE TO UNSTALL
IS NOT DETECTED AS MALWARE

[Bloatware ew]

[drewthetower]

caps dude

and that means fuck all because this sure ain't a software update

[killjoyprince]

[What was that? She can't hear you over her CAPS]

WHAT DO U SUGGEST
A VIRUS

[drewthetower]

weird ass virus

[killjoyprince]

THE PERSON I LIVE W/ CANNOT SEE IT

[drewthetower]

and y'all are on the same wifi yeah?

soooooo why do you have it and not them?

[killjoyprince]

YES
BUT I GAVE THEM MY PHONE AND THEY COULD NOT SEE THE APP

UN: sugarcoated

[inutilis]

How do Virgo and Libra match up in compatibility, do you know?? I can never remember any of the ins and outs of the zodiac!!!

[drewthetower]

don't worry about it honestly like 90% of the zodiac is bullshit

and I do tarot, not starcharts

[inutilis]

Oh!! Tarot - as in the cards, right? Does that stuff really work? Could you do me??

[ that



that came out wrong. ]

[drewthetower]

that depends two things:

do you believe it works?

and can you pay my base fee + hourly rates?

[inutilis]

Do I believe tarot works? Well, it's hard to say since I've never tried it before. But I suppose I do have a rather open mind and would be willing to give it a shot, you know?

As for your base fee, let's see. Is it negotiable? Do you accept, say... hearty handshakes and the deepest, most sincere well wishes for the future or IOU's?

[drewthetower]

absolutely the fuck not

I'll work with you if it's too expensive but dude you gotta pay me money. I am in college and I need to eat

[inutilis]

Oh, well that's easy! I'll simply pay you in a nice home cooked meal! How does that sound~?

[ do NOT, he is a terrible cook, ]

[higanbana]

i've tried everything i can think of short of jailbreaking and i've got nothing

so, uh, yeet our phones and go back to the dark ages when people used flip phones maybe? i think they still sell those bricks my stepfather used when i was a kid on ebay, no way they'd be able to make this work on that, right

[drewthetower]

I need htis for work though so alas

no bricks for me

[higanbana]

and i want to keep up my dailies in this puzzle game, so

rip for us both i guess