You put...pumpkin...into bread? How does that work? And while we're at it, how do you put it into coffee? Wouldn't it be lumpy?

[Will has marked himself as someone who Knows These Things so now he has someone who is basically a stranger demanding an explanation of pumpkin spice. This is his life now. ]

Yeah, I'm not usually so good with the optimism myself. I leave that to other people.