[Clearly, this means Will is going to be Varian's friend, at least.]

That's fair. His name's Nico di Angelo.

[He can't help a bark of laughter at that last part.]

It's definitely obnoxious, and it reminds me of my doctor's office when I was really young. Good to know I'll only have this for a few months, though. My sixteenth is in February. Not so psyched about this apparently trapped forever deal.