kaisoumods: (libra)
Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2022-08-31 10:57 pm

UN: Zodiac | Fall into Fall!

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: September 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[As the days roll into September, a cool wind picks up through the city, chasing away that summer heat. Autumn has begun to arrive, and with it comes the blarring alert sound that comes with a new Zodiac post. As usual, the alert will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will take over your phone until you read and comment to the message. Though, it seems to be starting with an additional notification this time.]

Riku Meti Rapunzel Kashuu Miyako Asriel Pascal Rand
Riku, Meti, Rapunzel, Kashuu, Miyako, Asriel, Pascal, and Rand have left the app.


[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App!

We hope you are doing well as we enter September! We thank you for all your hard work and effort with assisting in the crisis that occurred last month. Our experts have assured us the tears have all been successfully sealed thanks to everyone's effort, so there should be no reason to feel concerned about more dinosaurs appearing. Clean up efforts from the damage accrued will continue, if you're interested in helping out! As for those of you who have been asked community service hours, we recommend getting ahead of that now instead of procrastinating.

Now, we're well aware that many of you have been asking for more transparency from us. While we can't tell you everything at this time, we have reached the conclusion that it would be best to fill you in on some information - especially in regards of the status of the otherworlders, or the isekais, as many of us have fondly called them.

The truth is, while Zodiac has been researching and experimenting with various methods to return you all to your proper worlds over the past year and a half, we have been unable to come up with any way to reliably travel to other worlds. This is not unexpected. Humans in this world have been attempting to travel through the Spirit Realm and to other worlds for centuries with no success. While we will continue to look into ways to return you home, we will make no promises as we believe such a feat is beyond this world's capabilities at this time.

As for those otherworlders who occasionally disappear, we can verify they are no longer in this world. Unfortunately we have no way to verify what happens to them after they leave the borders of this world. Perhaps they do return to their home, but due to the size of the Spirit Realm and all the multiverses out there - it's more likely they're now lost somewhere in the Spirit Realm or another world altogether.

We're sorry to those who are affected by this news. The reason we at Zodiac were reluctant to share this information was because we didn't want you to lose hope, but now we've come to understand your desire for transparency. If you so wish, counseling sessions are available. Please contact the Zodiac office to schedule an appointment.

And so we don't end this message on a completely sad note, it's time for our ever-popular icebreaker question!



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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Riku, Meti, Kashuu, Pascal, and Rand will be in the city but have no memory of the app. Meanwhile Rapunzel, Asriel, and Miyako will be nowhere to be found.

Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.

OOC: As mentioned in the plotting post, apps and drops will be announced in the Zodiac posts instead of the group chats from this point forward (though characters can still use the group chats!) The next Zodiac post will happen in the middle of the month. ]
fiddlestick: (elliot125)

un: BlueOrchestra | Text

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2022-09-01 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
No kidding. I know pumpkin spice is popular, but c'mon.
fionnuisce: (a wish together i'll set them free)

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2022-09-01 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
It's so absurd I almost can't be mad about the implication of 'by the way, go fuck yourselves' directed at everyone as stuck as me.
fiddlestick: (groans)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2022-09-01 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that's corporations for you. Happy to throw people under the bus at a moment's notice.

I'm sorry about this.
fionnuisce: (could my tears carve a path)

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2022-09-01 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
No need to apologize, it takes a little more than that to rattle me. Honestly, it's kind of a relief. Outright stupidity is at least more amusing than what I usually have to deal with.
fiddlestick: (mild concern)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2022-09-01 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, right. The assassination attempts and all that stuff.

Well, yeah! I guess after that corporate stupidity is a step up.
fionnuisce: (a wish together i'll set them free)

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2022-09-01 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Practically vacation, all things considered.

A terrible vacation, but close enough.
fiddlestick: (groans)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2022-09-01 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Well at least one of us feel like they're on vacation.

Can't say I'm looking forward to starting school so soon after Zodiac dropped this on us.


[He has so many isekai students. This is gonna be a nightmare]
fionnuisce: (your name's all it knows)

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2022-09-01 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
It's going to be fine. Those who have sense enough to see this is complete nonsense hopefully outweigh the ones that don't, and things will start to even out from there.
fiddlestick: (elliot172)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2022-09-01 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh.

Ohhhhh dear he's in denial isn't he. That's why he's calm.

Elliot pauses, unsure if he wants to be the one to say anything. ]


Right.
fionnuisce: (though it's dark)

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2022-09-01 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Denial, no. Clinging to a shred of optimism every day of his miserable life, yes.]





I did say 'hopefully'.
fiddlestick: (elliot203)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2022-09-01 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Right, of course.

Well, guess we'll just have to see how tomorrow at school goes. And deal with it from there.