I don't blame you. It'd attract a whole lot of attention, huh?

[Also cars. Which he definitely didn't think of. He blinks down at the cat, then nods.]

Yup. Yup, that cat definitely said yes. Hi cat. How's the uh... cat-ting going?

[Look, he can bearly string a conversation together with other humans, this is the longest long shot ever shot. ]