kaisoumods: (libra)
Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2022-06-30 10:59 pm

UN: Zodiac | Happy July!

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: July 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[July's heat and humidity has already started rolling in, with the evening air being hot and sticky. Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. Checking the phone, you'll see the Libra app has opened itself and will not close until you read and response to a new post from Zodiac.]

Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App!

We hope you find this message well! We have an exciting announcement for a new feature that our programmers and alchemists have been hard at work perfecting since the incident in May. Starting today, the Libra app child safety safeguards have been enhanced! Children ages fifteen and younger will not be able to enter any parts of the Spirit Realm deemed dangerous without an older person accompanying them! We hope this step will help protect the younger demographic of Libra users going forward!

Moving on, our seers have been cautiously optimistic that this month will be a calmer one! Perfect timing to enjoy the summer sun and take a much needed vacation.
Though, it seems the water element will be in full effect this month, so little can be done about the humidity. Try to stay cool and hydrated everyone! Stop by the Dennys near Undertown for one of their many cool refreshing drinks, or sweat it out with some spicy food at Wanmin Restaurant in Midtown!

But oh, a word of warning from the fine folks at P.O.K.E.G.O: anyone who chooses to go visit to our lovely State Park to get away from the city should be on the look out for ice bears, cactus creatures and dragons. Also, make sure to check for ticks, watch out for poison ivy, and avoid littering!

That's all from us today! We hope you have a fantastic holiday weekend and we leave you with one of our ever popular icebreaker questions!



This post has been sponsored by High Seas Boating Company! Stop being a land lubber and get out on the sea!


[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.

OOC Note: To avoid overloading players, the group chat updates will be skipped until next Friday (July 8th)!]
incendiarize: (Who's gonna help us survive)

[personal profile] incendiarize 2022-07-01 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
sorta yeah

nah not the tentacles i think it was the currents. riptide or something? wasn't that close to land tho

i swim fine but im not usually ME in the visions so maybe whoever i was sucks at swimming???
prontissimo: (nella tua squadra)

[personal profile] prontissimo 2022-07-01 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
so it's possible you had a vision of someone who sucks at swimming, sucking at swimming...?
and there aren't any sea monsters out there or something?' at least that you pyschic guys have seen.
i'll have to ask Bruno about the tentacles I guess.
incendiarize: (A hero's not afraid to give his life)

[personal profile] incendiarize 2022-07-01 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah possible but it doesnt always take being bad at swimming or something actively trying to drown you you know??? i think the water was pretty rough

could still be a sea monster around though, definitely wouldn't rule out that possibility
prontissimo: (io penso sempre a te)

[personal profile] prontissimo 2022-07-01 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
ok that makes sense. it's been kinda stormy...
but people should know not to go swimming or sailing if it's stormy. right?

what do you think will happen if there's a sea monster? think people are gonna go hunt it?
incendiarize: (A hero's not afraid to give his life)

[personal profile] incendiarize 2022-07-01 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah but like you can head out when it's clear and then a storm blows in. and even if it is clear underestimating the ocean is a good way to get dead

if there is one? who knows. depends if its out here or in the spirit realm. if it's here we might need to deal with it or idk bribe it not to hurt people by feeding it oreos or something

if its in the spirit realm prob just a matter of don't piss it off
prontissimo: (il gallo del pollaio)

[personal profile] prontissimo 2022-07-02 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
wise words. the land too though. but fair point.

like the way you think. especially about the oreos. hopefully that's all it comes to if there is one. i bet they'd like oreos way better than harpoons HA!


[ He knows he'd like it if someone tried to bribe him with cookies instead of attacking him... That might not work but it'd still be funny to try. Plus free cookies. Moreover, it really is a comforting answer, hearing someone say the first general reaction may not be "kill it" necessarily, if there is a sea monster... Unfortunately, that privately leaves Alberto feeling more emboldened to go into the water, which is exactly what they're discussing not doing. RIP. ]