video, un: WitchDagger

[begaydocrimes]

WHO: Mae Borowski and the network
WHERE: Her apartment
WHEN: 6/22, a few days after her labyrinth
WHAT: A small crimes cat arrival
WARNINGS: None yet but I'll update as stuff comes up. Maybe Night in the Woods spoilers?

[When you go to check the network, you'll find a pair of large red eyes staring back at you. Those eyes seem like they belong to a black cat, dressed in an odd shirt.]

Very cool of this place to dump me in some city I've never been to before while I was in some weird dream? The dreams I'm not supposed to be having because God or something said that he wasn't going to let me have them anymore??

[... What.]

Uh hi! I'm Mae!

...

Doooooesss anyone know which bus goes to Possum Springs? Like don't think I don't appreciate getting a free apartment and all, but I don't really have any money to do anything here and I just want to go home.

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[speaksanimal]

Can we do that?

[Then suddenly in a low voice?]

Wouldn't people get mad if you gave me coffee?

[begaydocrimes]

Why? It’s not like I’m giving you beer.

Ugh. You said you had two families, right? I guess I wouldn’t want two groups of people beating the shhhhhhh-[wow swearing in front of a small child]-stuff outta me if I gave you something they didn’t want you to drink.

[speaksanimal]

[And it's a good thing because all he'll hear are bleeps coming from his end!]

I don't think they would! They'll probably talk to you and wonder why you want to give me coffee. I can't imagine anyone from my families would ever want to hurt you!

[Especially to an adorable talking cat!]

[begaydocrimes]

[She's not sure about that. She's had plenty of people threaten to knock out her teeth before and mean it.]

I dunno kiddo people get weird about that kind of stuff. But hey that's not like a bad thing? You've got your own defense squad. Or at least, they should be your defense squad.

[speaksanimal]

Huh?

But I don't want them to hurt people! Even if they are helping me, I don't want them to start a fight because of me.

[begaydocrimes]

[Mae would normally argue that it's good to have a fighter on your side, but she can tell this kid is sweet and doesn't want that.]

Eh, I'm sure you've got nothing to worry about. If your families are as nice as you say they are, then I don't think you gotta worry about them starting any fights.

[speaksanimal]

I know but if they start making you feel sad, let me know! Maybe I can talk to them and we can think of something!

[Because there will be no fighting under Antonio's watch!]

[begaydocrimes]

Will do! Maybe I will end up meeting your family and show them my amazingly cool personality!

[speaksanimal]

Maybe you will! Because I think you're pretty cool already!

[begaydocrimes]

[Awwww...]

You know what? If they're as half as cool as you are, I think we'll get along pretty well.

[speaksanimal]

I hope so! I want my family to befriend as many people as they can here. Even if my other one doesn't know who you are, I still want you to see them.

[...For better and for worse.] It would make everyone happier, right?

[begaydocrimes]

Well I can certainly do that!

... After you tell me who they are!

[speaksanimal]

Let's see...

There is a lot so you need to know them! I think their names are Bruno, Camilo, Mirabel, Luisa, and Julieta!

[Pause] There is one more and her name is Pepa.

[begaydocrimes]

That’s a pretty big family! If I meet any of them, I’ll tell them I know you!