Mae Borowski (
begaydocrimes) wrote in
kaisou2022-06-19 12:42 pm
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video, un: WitchDagger
WHO: Mae Borowski and the network
WHERE: Her apartment
WHEN: 6/22, a few days after her labyrinth
WHAT: A small crimes cat arrival
WARNINGS: None yet but I'll update as stuff comes up. Maybe Night in the Woods spoilers?
[When you go to check the network, you'll find a pair of large red eyes staring back at you. Those eyes seem like they belong to a black cat, dressed in an odd shirt.]
Very cool of this place to dump me in some city I've never been to before while I was in some weird dream? The dreams I'm not supposed to be having because God or something said that he wasn't going to let me have them anymore??
[... What.]
Uh hi! I'm Mae!
...
Doooooesss anyone know which bus goes to Possum Springs? Like don't think I don't appreciate getting a free apartment and all, but I don't really have any money to do anything here and I just want to go home.
WHERE: Her apartment
WHEN: 6/22, a few days after her labyrinth
WHAT: A small crimes cat arrival
WARNINGS: None yet but I'll update as stuff comes up. Maybe Night in the Woods spoilers?
[When you go to check the network, you'll find a pair of large red eyes staring back at you. Those eyes seem like they belong to a black cat, dressed in an odd shirt.]
Very cool of this place to dump me in some city I've never been to before while I was in some weird dream? The dreams I'm not supposed to be having because God or something said that he wasn't going to let me have them anymore??
[... What.]
Uh hi! I'm Mae!
...
Doooooesss anyone know which bus goes to Possum Springs? Like don't think I don't appreciate getting a free apartment and all, but I don't really have any money to do anything here and I just want to go home.

cw: cult mention, sacrificial death
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Doesn't sound like a group of nice guys to me. And they're all uncles, or is that what they call themselves?
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That’s what I call them. They’re a bunch of old dudes but they’re probably somebody’s uncle.
They’re all terrible though.
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Where I just came from, you could technically call the Emperor there old grandad evil, except he's really just so evil that calling him anyone's grandad is an insult.
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Maybe you could call your Emperor guy the “Old Jerkass of Evil”.
[She meant to watch her language there but whoops.]
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I'll probably leave off the "ass." I think we need something with a little more...omphh.
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But sure, we can call him... Lord Dipshit of Evil. Most evil dipshits of allllllllllll the land! Or should he be Emperor Dipshit? Well I guess if we're making fun of him he can be whatever we want.
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[Luz is a Disney teen, and by those standards she isn't allowed to curse. She doesn't make the rules]!
As long as you keep the evil, I don't mind. He's really the worst.
[And that's before he attempted to turn her into stone]!
You're going to surprise some people. They aren't used to a talking cat! I know I'm not!
[One that was clearly older than her too].
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Well in all fairness I’m not used to talking humans either so I guess we’ve both got that going for us.
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[Luz just wouldn't call him that herself].
This is NOT the first time I've been around creatures who've never dealt with human before! In some worlds we're apparently pretty rare!
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