video, un: WitchDagger

[begaydocrimes]

WHO: Mae Borowski and the network
WHERE: Her apartment
WHEN: 6/22, a few days after her labyrinth
WHAT: A small crimes cat arrival
WARNINGS: None yet but I'll update as stuff comes up. Maybe Night in the Woods spoilers?

[When you go to check the network, you'll find a pair of large red eyes staring back at you. Those eyes seem like they belong to a black cat, dressed in an odd shirt.]

Very cool of this place to dump me in some city I've never been to before while I was in some weird dream? The dreams I'm not supposed to be having because God or something said that he wasn't going to let me have them anymore??

[... What.]

Uh hi! I'm Mae!

...

Doooooesss anyone know which bus goes to Possum Springs? Like don't think I don't appreciate getting a free apartment and all, but I don't really have any money to do anything here and I just want to go home.

Comments

cw: cult mention, sacrificial death

[begaydocrimes]

Uhhh apparently sacrificing whoever they think is not gonna be missed to a cosmic horror so that cosmic horror doesn't destroy the town? Like it's complicated. They live in this past where everything was good back then their days, so they're willing to sacrifice anything and everything to get that past back.

[a_cute_batata]

At the expense of the people they sacrifice?

Doesn't sound like a group of nice guys to me. And they're all uncles, or is that what they call themselves?

[begaydocrimes]

Yeeeep.

That’s what I call them. They’re a bunch of old dudes but they’re probably somebody’s uncle.

They’re all terrible though.

[a_cute_batata]

They don't sound great, no.

Where I just came from, you could technically call the Emperor there old grandad evil, except he's really just so evil that calling him anyone's grandad is an insult.

[begaydocrimes]

Grandads are awesome they don’t deserve slander.

Maybe you could call your Emperor guy the “Old Jerkass of Evil”.

[She meant to watch her language there but whoops.]

[a_cute_batata]

They really don't!

I'll probably leave off the "ass." I think we need something with a little more...omphh.

[begaydocrimes]

You can never leave off the ass.

But sure, we can call him... Lord Dipshit of Evil. Most evil dipshits of allllllllllll the land! Or should he be Emperor Dipshit? Well I guess if we're making fun of him he can be whatever we want.

[a_cute_batata]

Oh, I HAVE to.

[Luz is a Disney teen, and by those standards she isn't allowed to curse. She doesn't make the rules]!

As long as you keep the evil, I don't mind. He's really the worst.

[And that's before he attempted to turn her into stone]!

You're going to surprise some people. They aren't used to a talking cat! I know I'm not!

[One that was clearly older than her too].

[begaydocrimes]

I’m calling him Lord Dipshit of Evil. Rolls off the tongue.

Well in all fairness I’m not used to talking humans either so I guess we’ve both got that going for us.

[a_cute_batata]

If it helps you remember, go right ahead! He deserves it!

[Luz just wouldn't call him that herself].

This is NOT the first time I've been around creatures who've never dealt with human before! In some worlds we're apparently pretty rare!

[begaydocrimes]

You'd definitely be rare in my town! Noooo humans in Possum Springs.

[a_cute_batata]

Was it all just cats then, or other anthropomorphic animals?