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[aspectsofblood]

WHO: Zagreus and YOU
WHERE: The network
WHEN: A very sunny afternoon, much to his dismay
WHAT: A whole new wooooooorld
WARNINGS: Likely nothing, other than the fact that Zag is not sure why he's alive and will say so

[What is the worst way to film something?

Some might argue that a continuous Dutch angle, while other maintain that Vertical Phone Filming (TM) remains the cardinal sin. However, all parties might agree that what is currently happening is the actual worst, since whoever is holding the camera doesn't seem to have a single clue what they're doing. It keeps moving, for one thing, and more often than not is at an angle that makes no sense at all, and doesn't seem to focus on anything.]

Erm... hello? The scroll said this could be use to talk to people but I'm honestly not sure how that could be the case.

[Did he read literally any of the instructions on how to use it after turning it on? No, of course not.]

Comments

Video; un: hikari-vi

[whiteshroud]

[Oh jesus this could give someone motion sickness]

Try holding it skill! Look at the flat part that has moving images!

Video | un: calledtothewater

[findingways]

[ Oh geez. Moana is starting to get dizzy just looking, so she has to turn the phone away from her a bit. ]

You already did it! You've got it on and are talking to people connected to it! Stop moving it so much!

video: UN: trienemybest

[droptheious]

[Oh hey, someone who looks as equally confused about this as he did last month!]

It's called a phone, not a scroll, but I get why you'd think that. It's some future technology that lets you speak to people directly. Like right now, you have the video on, so you can see me and I can see you.

[He waves.]

Hi. There's a book with it that explains how to use it.

[Just read the instructions, Zag, c'mon!!]

un: coffeelvr4ever

[robopriest]

Well, at least you're getting the "old man using technology for the first time" impression down correctly.

[aspectsofblood]

What?

[There's a bit more movement as Zagreus tries to figure out what that even means, but it does help him spot the video feed and the movement stills. It's... still not looking at him, instead showcasing a nearby tree, but it's something.]

Moving images- I guess you weren't joking. What is this thing?

Re: Video | un: calledtothewater

[aspectsofblood]

[Thankfully he's gotten some instruction now, even though the camera still isn't looking at him, but it's stopped moving.]

I-- sorry? Is moving it that bad?

Re: video: UN: trienemybest

[aspectsofblood]

[no

but he's gotten a bit more guidance at this point so he's at least found the video feed, but he's still got the camera pointed in the wrong direction so he's not visible yet.]

Oh. Hello! [he waves back, not that Varian can see it.] Confusing as it is, seems pretty handy.

Re: un: coffeelvr4ever

[aspectsofblood]

[He's managed to get it to stop moving, but the camera is still facing out back of the phone so he's not on screen yet.]

I feel like I should be insulted, but I also genuinely have no idea what this thing is.

[whiteshroud]

[Thank god the moving stopped.

Man this guy really has no idea what he's doing. Guess he'll keep talking and hope he figures it out]

It's a phone. It's used to communicate with people. The moving images is called video, a type of recording.

[aspectsofblood]

[No idea at all.]

I see. ...Well, no I don't, not really, but I'll take your word for it?

[It's clearly doing SOMETHING and this guy doesn't seem concerned about it, so.]

Mind if I ask your name? I'm Zagreus, it's nice to meet you.

[whiteshroud]

Haha, don't worry. You'll get used to it. Probably.

[Probably!!!]

I'm Jun. Nice to meet you too, Zagreus. [interesting name that one] I take you just arrived here recently?

[aspectsofblood]

Yes, though I'm still not entirely clear on where 'here' is. Frankly I would have expected to wind up back home by now.

[whiteshroud]

Kaisou. It's a city in the United States, on Earth.

A lot of people have gotten stuck here from other places. Where's home for you?

[aspectsofblood]

[Having the location stated doesn't really help him, but he kind of expected that.]

Oh, the Underworld.

[this is a normal thing to say to mortals right. right????]

[whiteshroud]

The Underworld?

Like...Hades's Underworld?

[aspectsofblood]

Um, yes. Is there another one I'm not aware of?

[because he really feels like he would have heard about that.]

[whiteshroud]

A few, but his is probably the most famous.

[But daaaamn dude. There's a quick pause as he googles Zagreus and mythology--]

Wait, are you a god?

[droptheious]

[He made an attempt and as such, no one can judge him!]

Oh uh. Turn it the other way, and then I can see you, too. There's a tiny little glass at the top of the screen- that's the camera- it lets us see your face.

[findingways]

[ She breathes a soft sigh of relief when the view on the other side of the screen stills. ]

It's a little disorienting for anyone who's watching. If you turn the phone around, you'll see me on screen.

[ If Zagreus manages to turn the phone and hold it the right way, Moana will give a wave. ]

Hi there.

[aspectsofblood]

....Yyyyyes.

[he has no idea if that's something he should tell mortals or not. It's never been a problem before, but also... he's never met a living mortal.]

[aspectsofblood]

[It takes him a minute, but he does figure it out, which means she can see him too. He... well, he doesn't really look like a normal human, what with the one red eye and the crown of golden laurels, but really she's probably used to that.]

Oh-- hello! [He smiles brightly and waves. Very friendly, at least.] Nice to, er, meet you? Does this count?

[aspectsofblood]

Like-- oh!

[He figures it out between Varian and Moana's help, so hello stranger! Ignore the weird eyes and laurels, it's probably fine.]

Hello! I, you can you can see me too? That's what this 'camera' does?

[whiteshroud]

[....]

Holy shit.

[Jun had been looking for a god in order to help Hunter. But he had expected that to be a long and arduous journey through the Spirit Realm, fraught with danger and failed attempts along the way. Not to just have one....basically dropped into his lap like this. So soon too! He feels like a dog that just caught a car- what does he do with this?! ]

Do you have a way you like to be addressed...?

[He says this as he frantically texts hunter]

[aspectsofblood]

Just Zagreus. Or Zag, I guess. I'm really not that picky, promise.

[whiteshroud]

[Wow, that is WAY more casual than he expecting. Zag feels way too personal, considering he just met this guy and also is a god, so-]

Zagreus, alright. I'm Jun.

[Gah...]

Look, this will sound strange, but my friend and I were looking for a god. He's been stranded here like you, and we have a theory that using some god blood might help get people home.