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kaisou2022-05-03 08:24 pm
not_a_possum) wrote in kaisou2022-05-03 08:24 pm
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Video | UN: Opera_Ghost
WHO: Moxxie aka Maxwell Lansky and the network
WHERE: The network (filming from his apartment)
WHEN: Late Tuesday evening (a few days after he turned into an imp)
WHAT: After several days of drinking and freaking out in his apartment, Moxxie decides to share his woes with the network
WARNINGS: Severe drunkenness
The video seems to be filming from a weird angle on the ground, like the person making the video doesn't even know he's doing it. A few empty wine bottles are discarded on the ground, but there's no one in the shot. Until one tiny hoofed foot steps down in front of the camera. Then another. Then, as the hoofed feet walk past, a tail can be seen. It almost looks like a possum tail, if possums had large, triangular tips to their tails. Then, suddenly, whatever's in this video turns around and picks up his phone. They'll be able to see a little imp holding a partially empty bottle of wine talking into the video.
To those who know Maxwell Lansky, also known as Moxxie, whether it's from Kaisou University or because they're a barista who has had the misfortune of taking his coffee order, they might get the sense that they recognize him, but it's really his voice that gives away just who this is. His currently slurring, very drunk voice. He is also wearing a cute little suit with a red bow tie that he stole from a ventriloquist dummy.
"All right, errybody. Listen up. I don't know what is goin' on here, but first I wake up with a new app on my phone, and now...I'm all..."
He gestures down at himself.
"I haven't been able to teach classes since this all started...I'll prolly lose my job, and sorry, no one's getting their finals...'cause errytime...everytime I go outside, people say I'm a possum. I am not a possum. I'm gonna just...I'm gonna send an e-mail. Everyone got an 'A'."
He takes a huge drink.
"I don't know if this app has anything to do with this. I just want you all to know. I am not a possum."
And then he turns off the video. That's it. That's the video.
WHERE: The network (filming from his apartment)
WHEN: Late Tuesday evening (a few days after he turned into an imp)
WHAT: After several days of drinking and freaking out in his apartment, Moxxie decides to share his woes with the network
WARNINGS: Severe drunkenness
The video seems to be filming from a weird angle on the ground, like the person making the video doesn't even know he's doing it. A few empty wine bottles are discarded on the ground, but there's no one in the shot. Until one tiny hoofed foot steps down in front of the camera. Then another. Then, as the hoofed feet walk past, a tail can be seen. It almost looks like a possum tail, if possums had large, triangular tips to their tails. Then, suddenly, whatever's in this video turns around and picks up his phone. They'll be able to see a little imp holding a partially empty bottle of wine talking into the video.
To those who know Maxwell Lansky, also known as Moxxie, whether it's from Kaisou University or because they're a barista who has had the misfortune of taking his coffee order, they might get the sense that they recognize him, but it's really his voice that gives away just who this is. His currently slurring, very drunk voice. He is also wearing a cute little suit with a red bow tie that he stole from a ventriloquist dummy.
"All right, errybody. Listen up. I don't know what is goin' on here, but first I wake up with a new app on my phone, and now...I'm all..."
He gestures down at himself.
"I haven't been able to teach classes since this all started...I'll prolly lose my job, and sorry, no one's getting their finals...'cause errytime...everytime I go outside, people say I'm a possum. I am not a possum. I'm gonna just...I'm gonna send an e-mail. Everyone got an 'A'."
He takes a huge drink.
"I don't know if this app has anything to do with this. I just want you all to know. I am not a possum."
And then he turns off the video. That's it. That's the video.
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Um...a lot of people think possums look like giant rats, but they're not really related.
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Are you sure you aren't just describing a cat?
[A cat with a hairless tail?]
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Okay then, it sounds like you're not a possum.
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How do you undo the spirit vein whatever?
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[That's what he does.]
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[He's looked around at the app to know that much, at least.]
What do you do for them?
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[Basic stuff!]
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