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kaisou2022-05-01 04:39 pm
traaaaaash) wrote in kaisou2022-05-01 04:39 pm
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WHO: Eda Clawthorne, the internet
WHERE: This here Libra App
WHEN: right here right now
WHAT: capitalism baybey
WARNINGS: Uh. Eda?
[ A woman in her forties with huge gray hair is standing in a dim, musty room. The walls and furniture are full of owl-themed décor, and there are all sorts of wildly assorted trinkets everywhere. Everywhere. Barely an in uncovered.
Eda grins into the camera. ]
Well, since it seems I cannot delete this app [ and she does not sound happy about this ] might as well use it!
Let me introduce you to The Owlery, your one-stop shop for everything odd and peculiar! Need a truly unique gift? [ The camera pans to a shelf with all sorts of small statues, bird skulls, a tea set made to look like jeans, and other such curiosities. ] If you don't find something here, no one can help you. Interested in the occult? [ Now we pan to a small, paisley-cloth-covered table with different tarot sets displayed. One of them is raccoon-themed. ] Our assortment is sure to satisfy you! Got an obscure collection going? [ Another shelf with odd and ends. ] Get new additions here!
[ The camera returns to Eda's face. ]
And if you can't find what you're looking for, which I highly doubt, you can always place an order with me. Always happy to have you at The Owlery!
(OOC: So Hunter and Luz might notice she looks a little... different. That is, human. Her ears are round, both her eyes are more of a brownish-golden hue and her fang is normal-human-tooth-sized, only peeking out when she speaks.)
WHERE: This here Libra App
WHEN: right here right now
WHAT: capitalism baybey
WARNINGS: Uh. Eda?
[ A woman in her forties with huge gray hair is standing in a dim, musty room. The walls and furniture are full of owl-themed décor, and there are all sorts of wildly assorted trinkets everywhere. Everywhere. Barely an in uncovered.
Eda grins into the camera. ]
Well, since it seems I cannot delete this app [ and she does not sound happy about this ] might as well use it!
Let me introduce you to The Owlery, your one-stop shop for everything odd and peculiar! Need a truly unique gift? [ The camera pans to a shelf with all sorts of small statues, bird skulls, a tea set made to look like jeans, and other such curiosities. ] If you don't find something here, no one can help you. Interested in the occult? [ Now we pan to a small, paisley-cloth-covered table with different tarot sets displayed. One of them is raccoon-themed. ] Our assortment is sure to satisfy you! Got an obscure collection going? [ Another shelf with odd and ends. ] Get new additions here!
[ The camera returns to Eda's face. ]
And if you can't find what you're looking for, which I highly doubt, you can always place an order with me. Always happy to have you at The Owlery!
(OOC: So Hunter and Luz might notice she looks a little... different. That is, human. Her ears are round, both her eyes are more of a brownish-golden hue and her fang is normal-human-tooth-sized, only peeking out when she speaks.)
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Right! We can just say "no, get your OWN weird thing!"
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And maybe we just leave something awful on their doorstep. Like week-old meat or something!!!!
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