lanternae: (50)
Kyryll Chudomirovich Flins ([personal profile] lanternae) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2026-08-22 10:11 am

video; un: lightkeeper

WHO: Flins and (sadly) You
WHERE: Libra and Gemini
WHEN: 08/22
WHAT: Tangled Wire...Curse (?)
WARNINGS: everything


[The feed opens up to one rather distraught looking fae, his golden eyes cast down as he stares at something, seemingly on the table he's sitting at. There's a laboured sigh as he runs his hand through his hair, the blue/purple ombre locks falling right back into his eyes as if they'd never been pushed away to start with.

What could have this fae so distraught?]


I am humbly requesting assistance to anyone willing. It seems I have been afflicted with a curse of unknown origin. I know not the source of it, nor do I know how it could best my tolerance to such tricks. It doesn't look to be the work of my cousins, either.

I suppose that does not matter.

[He raises his hand to show the 'cursed' item in question which is...his phone cord which seems to be tangled in one very loose knot resembling the figure eight. It's held between his thumb and index finger as he looks upon it in absolute tragedy.]

I am afraid I am doomed to lose my phone's battery life if I do not get this untangled, but this is the work of a master. I cannot touch it.

Would anyone be willing to come and free me from this curse?

[It should be noted, he has no other wires here. This is the only one.]
youwouldntdownloada: (a certain [hand gestures] jenesay-uh)

UN: MusicologyMinor

[personal profile] youwouldntdownloada 2026-08-22 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
....where do you...live...?

[She's so lost, and also, concerned,]
youwouldntdownloada: (-squint-)

[personal profile] youwouldntdownloada 2026-08-22 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[There are a few dial-up sounds in Yasuho's mind.

Largely because she has never been to that lighthouse.

It's fine. There's. Probably only one inhabited lighthouse right?? Yeah.

What other way??? Would she mean Flins!!!
]

Right. ...I've never visited, so that...wasn't actually obvious, but I can probably fix your...

...H-hold on, it's just the one? ....Should I bring a spare for you, maybe yours has a really stubborn kink...
youwouldntdownloada: (-squint-)

[personal profile] youwouldntdownloada 2026-08-22 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[....Did they never trade names?

She has to think about that. And hard. It's a difficult thing when most of the memories were firmly in BAD AUTUMN/WINTER zone.
]

Yasuho, [She somewhat awkwardly introduces back, even if she's still not sure on the matter.

She will muse it her entire drive, and also her entire ride on a shooting star.
]

....you really think it would jump to another cable..?
youwouldntdownloada: (a certain [hand gestures] jenesay-uh)

[personal profile] youwouldntdownloada 2026-08-25 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! It is, but I'm only half... ...my mom moved here, met my dad...

[She'll just. Stop that ramble short before she gets too far going though, and focus on her driving.]

I definitely can't remember anything farther than about fifteen years ago though. I am not an immortal...thing. [She almost said dragon. She's not even a dragon. Though she is, she supposes, a bit faerie. Hm.]

...Oh.

[Uh, that's certainly a reason.] You don't like the idea of a back-up cable..? I try to have a second somewhere in my house in case something happens to the first...or at least some kind of adapter....
youwouldntdownloada: (i did not wish 2 see...)

[personal profile] youwouldntdownloada 2026-08-28 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I almost questioned how there could be overlap at all, but I guess there actually is...

[If organic lantern fae is unavailable, store-bought deer will have to do.]

I...see...

[This is astounding for her to hear as someone dealing with technology via an iron aversion.]

...If you replaced the cord, would the curse carry over?
wiseoldbartender: (So stop the pragmatic interventions)

video: un: bar_cat75

[personal profile] wiseoldbartender 2026-08-22 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's staring at this. He's staring at it for a very long time. ]

...You only have one fuckin' chord how did you even get it tangled? [ This is the loosest definition of the word "tangled" anyone has ever used. ] You don't even fuckin' use it.
wiseoldbartender: (For your ribbons and bows)

[personal profile] wiseoldbartender 2026-08-24 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
...So. You have a curse. That tangles your cords. But you've only got one cord. I'm just making sure I got this right.

[ Flins. Please. Husk stares at the sky for a moment, letting out a long, slow breath. Remember you love him. Remember you chose this. ]

Stop being so fuckin' dramatic about it, Kyryll. I'm the one who comes to plug in your damn phone anyway. I'll just tangle it then. I ain't writing you a damn letter, you live like ten minutes away.

wiseoldbartender: (The little that I know I'll tell to you)

[personal profile] wiseoldbartender 2026-08-25 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Bitch (loving) he's going to kick your goddamn ass (also loving). ]

It's been three hours.

But fine. You want me to come back? I can come back and fix this wire you obviously can't fuckin' untangle yourself.

[Flins knows he always has Husk to do this, Husk will never say no even if he'll complain about it loudly. ]
wiseoldbartender: ('Til the world blows up)

[personal profile] wiseoldbartender 2026-08-27 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course I would, I'd do just about anything for you- a tangled wire ain't nothing.

[ Husk would do just about anything to see that smile- and his grouchy demeanour immediately softens, a gentle smile crossing his face. ]

What can I say? Someone's gotta save you from yourself, and I've been doing it so long at this point, might as well keep being me. I'll be there soon.
doublethumbsup: (it's 12pm i just woke up)

text; un: doordasher

[personal profile] doublethumbsup 2026-08-22 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)


Dude that’s

Just pull on both ends dude
doublethumbsup: (uhhhh no?)

[personal profile] doublethumbsup 2026-08-24 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
...

bruh.


[They are squinting. They are squinting so hard.]

i uh
i think a cat is just gonna
make it worse man
doublethumbsup: (hey hermes here)

[personal profile] doublethumbsup 2026-08-25 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
u have a cat that had a job?
and wings?
r u sure he is a cat??

uh
ok 2 cats with jobs
but i dunno if they can like
be asked
cats kinda just do their own thing
doublethumbsup: (soooo you good??)

[personal profile] doublethumbsup 2026-08-26 05:00 am (UTC)(link)




ok im glad u got ur realization! awesome!


still doesnt help u with the cord tho dude
greatlydares: (to those who say we can't sit there)

voice; un: belleoftheboulevard

[personal profile] greatlydares 2026-08-23 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh...

[Pause.]

Okay, so good news, you can actually fix it yourself! Just pull on both ends, it'll untangle itself not long after. Unless there's some kind of curse on your charger wire that'll hurt you if you try, it should be fine.
greatlydares: (on these eggshells)

[personal profile] greatlydares 2026-08-24 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Not your average youngster, no. [Scratching her head and fending off the incoming headache that afflicts every person elected as impromptu IT guide.] If you can't get that phone cable untangled, can you ask someone you know for an extra? Or go out and buy another?

Assuming this is a curse, there's a possibility it may be laid only on the house or on your belongings, in which case if you get out of the house and borrow a cable it might not take effect.
greatlydares: (to those who say we can't sit there)

[personal profile] greatlydares 2026-08-26 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Hah, thanks for the compliment. Hopefully your partner will be able to help. [Who are we kidding, she's pretty sure he would. Look at that wire. Inky could pull it loose, and Inky doesn't even have thumbs.] I'm Belle, I run Random Play. It's nice to meet you, Mr. Flins.

[Poor coyote. It's okay, Belle will run interference.]