hotheaded: (after them days and nights)
Bakugou Katsuki ([personal profile] hotheaded) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2026-05-21 10:53 am

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WHO: Bakugou and whoever wants to engage with an asshole teenager
WHERE: Gemini
WHEN: May 21
WHAT: With the jungle competition postponed, Bakugou has realized that he's run out of options that aren't relying on handouts. Which he refuses to do anymore, dad!! Anyway, it's time for a teenager to find actual work so he can pay for his stupid car insurance.
WARNINGS: It's Bakugou. Which means swearing is a given, threats of violence are highly probable, and a crashout is imminent.


i need cash
already have a gig that covers up to half of what i need a month, depending
but i need more


[Child, please. Please.]

so. i need work.

i can cook, clean, organize, do manual labor, and reduce just about anything to dust
i don't do nights and i already have meals i cover at least three times a week depending on how much of a garbage disposal certain idiots feel like being

and i don't take handout jobs from nosy dogs with more money than they deserve unless they're ACTUAL jobs and not a stupid ~learning opportunity~

but since they can APPARENTLY just move whole ass competitions with no warning
i need something i can ACTUALLY count on



AND i need it to be something before the end of the month
i refuse to pay that stupid clown a late fee
myriadeclipse: (pic#18178444)

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[personal profile] myriadeclipse 2026-05-21 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
How about the nosy dog's owner?

It's a real job, I promise.
trailblazingspirit: (why try to be like someone else)

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[personal profile] trailblazingspirit 2026-05-21 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh, how does being a photography assistant sound to you? I do a lot of events + gallery work + the occasional commission, so I have a lot of equipment I have to lug around.

I'll pay you! I've got lots of money and no idea what to do with all of it.
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[personal profile] myriadeclipse 2026-05-21 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I own an art gallery, but it's difficult for me to go out during the daytime. Having someone who can walk around and keep and eye on things would help my bangboo immensely with the daytime shift.

I don't think there are thieves stupid enough to steal from me, but should that ever be the case, you can also run security, should you take the job.
thearchangel: (Question!)

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[personal profile] thearchangel 2026-05-21 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Hold on, what do you mean “reduce just about anything to dust”?

You have a sledgehammer? Or what?
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[personal profile] myriadeclipse 2026-05-21 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure sure. That's fine.

Robin, my bangboo, will mostly be handling administrational duties and those keep it pretty busy. That being said, if you want to touch base with it, you will need to learn/understand the bangboo language because I haven't updated the human language module yet.

So long as it doesn't destroy the artwork or load-bearing parts of the architecture, you are free to respond to threats as you please.
thearchangel: (This is going to suck in 10 seconds)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2026-05-21 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ … Please hold. Processing this. No - no he needs more information.]

You explode.

How? How does that work without you… well. Not surviving.
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[personal profile] myriadeclipse 2026-05-21 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Lycaon does know it. We also have three bangboo in our house for practicing with, should you want to. Lycaon's bangboo, Butler, should be suitable.

We can talk hours and pay when you're ready, but generally as long as I have a heads-up, I'm willing to negotiate a fair rate and all the other things to go with it. Even a hero-in-training isn't cheap, I'd imagine?
thearchangel: (leave it to me boss)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2026-05-21 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh he has so many questions. Is he explosive proof then? Unable to be hurt by the heat? Or the concussive force? Shrapnel? There are so many things he suddenly wants to grill this kid on, but…]


Just in theory… if you wanted to make something besides yourself explode… could you?

How long does the nitroglycerin last if applied to another object? Any other objects? Does it react like standard stuff or does the fact it’s organic in origin change anything?


[Uh oh.]
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[personal profile] thearchangel 2026-05-21 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Given what happened a few months back, I’m not surprised.

[The raid on the lab under the tower is… party why his mind has been on security.]

So it functions the same then. Or close to it. Good to know.

I wouldn’t say I’m looking to go out with a bang or anything - already done that. But what I am thinking about is applications of organic based nitroglycerin for security purposes. Having that much control over the amount used, per instance, would be helpful for…

… what do you call them? Bobbie traps?

[Garrus no. No it’s booby traps-]

If you’re interested in experimenting… I can make it worth your time.

[Not like he can spend money on food or anything here.]
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[personal profile] earthborn 2026-05-21 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, here we go
thearchangel: (rt if you a tree)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2026-05-22 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[You know what, he'll swap to video too. He's clearly been tinkering with something - bits and pieces spread all over a table, complete with tools. Garrus sets one down to better watch what's going on.]

[And even on his alien face, the interest is painfully clear.]


Impressive. Been a while since I worked with a demolitions expert. [His secondary vocal chords are humming - a tone that screams interest, praise. And his mandible flexes in a grin.]

I'll admit, all of them sound useful for what I have in mind. If you set an explosion to a certain strength... do you have to stay in contact with it? Say - a flashbang. Lay down the charge, make it a timed explosion, so to speak? Or does all that change once you're not touching the area?

[He figures he can work with it, either way... but--]

And if you're not sure yet, we can find out. Like I said - it could come in handy for security applications.

[He sees that conversation with Hugo.]
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thearchangel: (have you heard my liara impression?)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2026-05-22 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Think of it as investing in the local community!
paraselenic: (76)

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[personal profile] paraselenic 2026-05-22 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is what happens when he's working overtime for Memorial Day weekend and Historical Reinactment plays are marathon'd at the Vogue s2fg]

Mr. Vakarian.

As Katsuki Bakugou's guardian, if you truly wish to utilize this and Katsuki agrees, I will draw up a contract. As he is still a minor, doing so without proper paperwork will not look favorably upon you legally should an explosion land you in legal trouble.

['Paid a kid cash for his sweat' is not gonna blow over well. No pun intended. But at least Lycaon's not refusing!]
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[personal profile] paraselenic 2026-05-22 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[THIS is how Hugo starts his bonding journey with Bakugou???]

What are you doing.

He's going to get ideas about us phrased like that!


[Yes. The job opportunity? Perfectly fine if it interests the boy. He actually prefers his work staying where they can keep an eye on him.

But THIS!]
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[personal profile] paraselenic 2026-05-22 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lord Hugo, your humble daughter requests the loud annoying one be shoved in a cone of shame. Mocked for all eternity.]
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[personal profile] myriadeclipse 2026-05-22 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
What should I call you instead?
The person who left me behind?
The selfless dog who works so hard to the point he forgets he's engaged?
I'll have to start telling people I'm a widower.
Importing German husbands is so expensive.


[ As usual, the bat is taking separation well. ]
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[personal profile] myriadeclipse 2026-05-22 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Perfect. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I will await your research.

Worry not. I had no intentions of treating you like a child.
You have proved more than enough that you do take certain things into account when acting.
The only way to improve is to give you the opportunity to do so.