video; un: swimteamking
WHO: Sidon & YOU
WHERE: Network: Libra
WHEN: Evening, Mid-April
WHAT: New Fish In town
WARNINGS: Volume
HELLO KAISOU!
[Sorry, were you busy? Or, you know, planning on a nice quiet evening scrolling the network? Too bad. The shout coming off this post could very well have been from a bullhorn. But no, it's just...]
[Is that a shark.]
[No, that's a shark-man. That's a shark-man in a very fancy pool. Apparently, he's put his phone in some kind of waterproof case because he is absolutely in the water while he's posting this.]
[If he looks a little beat up, don't worry about it. He's certainly not.]
It is such a privilege to be among your number! I am delighted to be using this app and meeting all of you! Though, the circumstances of this app's arrival are a bit unfortunate, it can't be helped. And I am here, seeing all of your faces!
[A beat.]
Or texts, perhaps. It's the thought that counts, isn't it?
[Sure buddy. He pauses, though, as something occurs to him.] Forgive my manners! I am Sidon Dorephan! I suppose you might have seen me on the beaches in the summers, or the lakes. If you have, please! Don't hesitate in saying hello.
GOOD EVENING, KAISOU!
[And... he signs off.]
WHERE: Network: Libra
WHEN: Evening, Mid-April
WHAT: New Fish In town
WARNINGS: Volume
HELLO KAISOU!
[Sorry, were you busy? Or, you know, planning on a nice quiet evening scrolling the network? Too bad. The shout coming off this post could very well have been from a bullhorn. But no, it's just...]
[Is that a shark.]
[No, that's a shark-man. That's a shark-man in a very fancy pool. Apparently, he's put his phone in some kind of waterproof case because he is absolutely in the water while he's posting this.]
[If he looks a little beat up, don't worry about it. He's certainly not.]
It is such a privilege to be among your number! I am delighted to be using this app and meeting all of you! Though, the circumstances of this app's arrival are a bit unfortunate, it can't be helped. And I am here, seeing all of your faces!
[A beat.]
Or texts, perhaps. It's the thought that counts, isn't it?
[Sure buddy. He pauses, though, as something occurs to him.] Forgive my manners! I am Sidon Dorephan! I suppose you might have seen me on the beaches in the summers, or the lakes. If you have, please! Don't hesitate in saying hello.
GOOD EVENING, KAISOU!
[And... he signs off.]

UN: MusicologyMinor - VOICE
There's a slight delay between what she was doing (mapping above a large body of water), what happens (falling into said water, getting a fish tail, and scrambling to land), and what Follows.
Namely some very rapid tapping-
No fuck that she's using voice.]
WH-WH-
WHAT WAS THAT!?!
[Why is your first post a form of sound warfare!!!
no subject
Are you all right?
[At least he sounds concerned! And, you know, splashy.]
video; un: lightkeeper
Hello, Mr. Dorephan. I am Flins, the lightkeeper of this wonderful lighthouse on Kaisou's shore.
You might say I am de-light-ed to meet you as well.
1/2
[Oh that's the Haunted Lighthouse. But it has a keeper? A normal-ish looking person? You know except for the glowing eyes, but maybe that's just the lighting!]
Oh! I had no idea the lighthouse had a keeper! The lifeguards thought it haunted...
[He trails off, as if realizing that might be rude--]
AH! FORGIVE ME-! It is a pleasure to meet you, Sir Flins! And please, call me Sidon... I'm not in my father's position just yet!
no subject
HAH! What a joke! De-light-ed! Because you're the lighthouse keeper!
video: un: idontcare
No.
Absolutely not.
You cannot be on the app too. Who allowed this? Was it Jannet? I bet it was Janet. This is a punishment.