fishounen: (take me by the hand)
motivational poster sushi man ([personal profile] fishounen) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2026-04-18 08:42 pm

video; un: swimteamking

WHO: Sidon & YOU
WHERE: Network: Libra
WHEN: Evening, Mid-April
WHAT: New Fish In town
WARNINGS: Volume


HELLO KAISOU!

[Sorry, were you busy? Or, you know, planning on a nice quiet evening scrolling the network? Too bad. The shout coming off this post could very well have been from a bullhorn. But no, it's just...]

[Is that a shark.]

[No, that's a shark-man. That's a shark-man in a very fancy pool. Apparently, he's put his phone in some kind of waterproof case because he is absolutely in the water while he's posting this.]

[If he looks a little beat up, don't worry about it. He's certainly not.]


It is such a privilege to be among your number! I am delighted to be using this app and meeting all of you! Though, the circumstances of this app's arrival are a bit unfortunate, it can't be helped. And I am here, seeing all of your faces!

[A beat.]

Or texts, perhaps. It's the thought that counts, isn't it?

[Sure buddy. He pauses, though, as something occurs to him.] Forgive my manners! I am Sidon Dorephan! I suppose you might have seen me on the beaches in the summers, or the lakes. If you have, please! Don't hesitate in saying hello.

GOOD EVENING, KAISOU!

[And... he signs off.]
youwouldntdownloada: (oh god oh yikes oh no)

UN: MusicologyMinor - VOICE

[personal profile] youwouldntdownloada 2026-04-19 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
[It's a lovely evening in Kaisou, Yasuho is a happy little chimera deer, and OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT-


There's a slight delay between what she was doing (mapping above a large body of water), what happens (falling into said water, getting a fish tail, and scrambling to land), and what Follows.

Namely some very rapid tapping-

No fuck that she's using voice.
]

WH-WH-

WHAT WAS THAT!?!

[Why is your first post a form of sound warfare!!!
lanternae: (54)

video; un: lightkeeper

[personal profile] lanternae 2026-04-19 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Ah, the shark man. He has gotten a glimpse of him once or twice when he galavanted to the harbor a few times (12). Good on you, Flins. He opens the feed to show himself at the top of his lighthouse overlooking the ocean, the wind gently blowing his hair and his eyes practically glowing in the evening dark.]

Hello, Mr. Dorephan. I am Flins, the lightkeeper of this wonderful lighthouse on Kaisou's shore.

You might say I am de-light-ed to meet you as well.
jaxoff: (joy behind your eyes)

video: un: idontcare

[personal profile] jaxoff 2026-04-19 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
[He recognises this loud, happy idiot. He recognises him and this is awful. ]

No.

Absolutely not.

You cannot be on the app too. Who allowed this? Was it Jannet? I bet it was Janet. This is a punishment.