Un: Zodiac | Mid-Month Update

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: March 14th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the second half of March. While the wind is still gusting, the temperature is closer to a chilly spring. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their message and comment to it.]



Varka, Aria, Vani, and Yixuan have joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Jane D., Wei Wuxian, Vex'ahlia and Ivan have left the app.

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Happy White Day. Or Happy Pi Day. Or both. Whatever it is you celebrate, I was just told to send a holiday message even though it's a Saturday. And no, I don't have pie or chocolates for any of you.

Heads up, the Fae are in town and are planning something. They're insisting they are here to help. I don't know how they intend to help, but we'll find out soon enough. I'd say don't do anything to get yourself cursed, but you probably will anyway.

And okay, I've worked long enough to get paid for a full hour of overtime- so I'm off. Bye.


This post is sponsored by The Pie Hole! Bring the spark of your relationship back to life with one of our pies!

[As a quick note, the Event log shall be going up tomorrow!

Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. ]

Comments

un: captainkenway

[jackdawvision]

No offense to any fae or fae-adjacent folk on the app, but I'd rather not find out what the fair folk's idea of "being helpful" is. I already got cursed for landing on a rooftop while one of them was there just three days ago, and that's enough dealings with the fae for a year for me.

Incidentally I'm going to need tips on feather care.

text | un: blackbirdtarot

[drewthetower]

[August just sends over a link to a document covering feather care. Yes he just has this on hand now.]

text | un; vanillaorchid

[truthlessfaith]

That sound scared me for a moment there.

Hello everyone. Introductions seem to be taken care of already, but you can call me Vani. I spent some time in Europe, but came to this city following a lead about someone I lost contact with.

[ There was also someone else, but That doesn't seem important. ]

text | un: kissmyash

[switchaxe]

[...Ash is squinting at that icon.]

who're you lookin' for?

[truthlessfaith]

A boy I took care of some time ago named Ash.

text; un: lycaon

[paraselenic]

It can be rather ominous sounding for those not familiar.

It is a pleasure to meet you. Should you need any help with directions, housing assistance, or helping search for this person, I would be more than happy to help you.

[truthlessfaith]

And a pleasure to meet you. I was just thinking about housing, actually. Since I found the person I was looking for, it seems like a good idea to figure out long term stay options.

Text; UN; ElectricSheep

[harmonicencore]

H-hi. Um, my name is Aria. Belle said I should introduce myself so here I am. Oh right, I am one of the cashiers at Random Play. Well more room stocker but I occasionally man the register. Um, so if I look familiar thats why. I still don’t completely understand what going on but hi?

text; un: belleoftheboulevard

[greatlydares]

tbf Aria sometimes I have no idea what's happening either and I've been on this app for a while.

[harmonicencore]

[Aria strokes her right rabbit ear anxiously.]

I-I don’t know if I find that comforting or deeply distressing but coming from you I’ll take comforting. Thank you Manager.

text; un: lycaon

[paraselenic]

Miss Aria? I did not realize you acquired this app.

This must be a shock to you.

[harmonicencore]

Mr. Lycaon? Y-yeah, you could definitely say it’s been a shock. Though I think the ears and tail have been more of a shock.

Text ★ un: Shepard

[earthborn]

I've got five hundred dollars for the first person to find a way to set the chimes on silent, for these things.

text; un: doordasher

[doublethumbsup]

pi day???

dude i think u spelled "PIE" wrong
like
a lot
i mean good ur not asking about therapy lol but man
even i can spell pie

text; un: lycaon

[paraselenic]

Ah. The spelling in this instance is correct, Hermes.

The term 'pi' refers a mathematical number sequence that essentially can go on forever. It starts with 3.14, so March fourteenth is celebrated as 'Pi Day'.

Though in the end, everyone makes pies to celebrate. The wives of my neighborhood are having a contest.

[He is not entering to preserve their dignity.]

[doublethumbsup]

[ wiimusic10hours.mp3 ]

oh
uh
wow i am kinda a jerk huh
i did not know that was a math thing lol

i like pie day tho
that sounds like a better day

text; un: antiva

[mmmleather]

So many beautiful people this time around!

This is truly a test of one's willpower.

text; un: bakusatsuou

[hotheaded]

[Ignoring literally everything Zodiac said--]

i need ways to make money fast that don't involve stupid and annoying shit like being a damn cashier or flipping burgers

[There is no way Bakugou would last in customer service. He knows this.]

also
who knows how to make explosives?
you're all freaks. there's GOTTA be at least one.

[Child this is baSICALLY A GOVERNMENT SPONSORED POST]

un: volatill; text

[meteoricfall]

oh you're STUPID stupid posting that shit on libra lol

anyway do gig work
be your own boss

[hotheaded]

WHATEVER they know i explode
they should help me make sure i explode better if they're that worried about it

[UGH. Gig culture.]

gig work sucks
mnot busting my ass for $5

UN: hikari-vi | Text

[whiteshroud]

I don't think you're going to get many job offers with that second part of your post.

[Because SIR]

[hotheaded]

don't care
second part's the part that's most important

[He says that now, but just wait until he has to sell his stupid car to cover back payments on insurance.]

text; un: lycaon

[paraselenic]

[Hi child. Ignore your fight that's still ongoing.]

First, you will need a resume of your previous work experiences. If this is your first job, then you will need to list what skills make you hireable. Community Service, Extra Curricular Studies, Fluency in computer programs, etc.

Second, list if you are able to drive to your location, or if you can provide your own transport.

Thirdly, it would help if you narrowed down just what job you would consider tolerable. You are 16, you do not have many options.

Finally, why do you need it 'fast'?

[hotheaded]

[Don't worry Lycaon, you will no doubt stomp this brat into the sand.]

uggggghhhhhhhhhhh
boring
i don't have any of that crap

[Of course he doesn't. He's sixteen.]

but sure, whatever

top scorer in the entrance exam of japan's top hero school
good at blowing shit up
3556 internship requests from pro agencies
have a car, can't drive
something that'll pay me enough and not be annoying

gotta make $1k plus by the end of the month, apparently

text: un: Mr. Cold Feet

[anyprice]

...I mean YEAH a guy does know how to make bombs but you don't go around offering to teach classes on that without worrying about getting a-rest-ed!

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