Un: Zodiac | Mid-Month Update

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: February 19th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the second half of February. The weather is slowly warming up, though it's still winter temperatures. Rescuing the captives has been going on in the meantime... which early signs indicate it'll be a long and slow healing process. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their message and comment to it.]



Lucifer have joined the app. Say hi everyone!

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Please tell me they just had edgy parents. I'm already drowning in paperwork here.

Anyway, congratulations on the rescue mission. Wish you hadn't flashbanged the entire paranormal population because our phones have been ringing off the hook since then... but I guess nice to know everyone got recovered.

If you have any hospital bills that need to be covered, you can send them to Zodiac. That goes for therapy bills too.

Anyway. I got to go get a seers report that'll surely make me want to drink and then bury myself in paperwork. Bye.


This post is sponsored by The Last Stand! Enjoy efficient and delicious Sharlayan food that'll maximize your study time!

[As of now, the captives who were captured by Hojo have been rescued. However please continue to backtag the rescue log! A mingle post regarding hospitals stays/aftermath will be going up this weekend!

Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. ]

Comments

un: hextechnician

[hexcrafter]

Excellent work from all involved.

Let's never do this again.

Text ★ un: Shepard

[earthborn]

It's a good sentiment. I wish I could join you, but...

Optimism, in this economy?

text; un: lycaon

[paraselenic]

Thank you for everything you did, Viktor. Mockingbird would not have been as successful without your assistance.

If there is anything you'd like in the immediate, know you need only ask.

Text: un: lightkeeper

[lanternae]

The situation speaks for itself, I presume?

You all did splendidly. The richness of humanity burned brightly in this dark hour. The storm has settled, and may the light forever shine upon Kaisou.




Go Team.

text ; un: flowerviewingdango

[nogitsunetsuki]

yaaaaaayyyyy, good job everybody, you saved all those people

[ Is she being sincere? Is it sarcasm? There’s no way to know. ]

I think this calls for fireworks, right?

text; un: fourseasons

[consonanter]

Absolutely not.

[actnormal]

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Text; UN; BossLady

[clawsomeproprietress]

Oooooooo, yes fireworks are definitely in order. You know I can get my hand on some of the good Chinese ones.

text; un: captainkenway

[jackdawvision]

Probably not at this moment, but we could delay the celebration till people are out of the hospital and can properly enjoy it, hm?

Though personally I'd prefer just passing drinks around to something so loud and flashy as a firework.

[She's probably being sarcastic. No harm in treating this as if it's sincere, though—if she is trying to provoke then he'll have his own laugh, playing the idealistic fool.]

text; un: photocutie

[trailblazingspirit]

Uuuuuugh it's you. No! No fireworks! No explosions!

Text ★ un: Shepard

[earthborn]

Wait, does Zodiac actually pay out on insurance coverage for this kind of thing, or is that a joke? Because I've got some serious complaints about the VA, and I'll take what I can get, in a pinch.

un: hextechnician

[hexcrafter]

Oh, very serious. I can assure you any such things sustained as a result of all this will be handled.

The job's miserable, but the health insurance is well worth it.

UN: hikari-vi | Voice-to-Text

[whiteshroud]

I'm alive. Thank you for the rescue.

[ > Lucifer is here ]

I'm taking the next two months off.

private text

[drewthetower]

can you tell if that's the real Lucifer

because I helped him out of a labyrinth

and Jun he's fucking weird as fuck

text; un: lycaon

[paraselenic]

Thank you to everyone who stepped up to rescue those in need. Your bravery will not go unrewarded.

For the victims: I am planning to make a homemade cooked meal for each of you, so please let me know what you would like. The sky is the limit.

To everyone: It is Girl Scout Cookies season, and they have set themselves up outside of Hugo's Art Gallery. I will be bulk ordering from them and distributing boxes.

Please state your order. This is my gift to all of you.

text; un: belleoftheboulevard

[greatlydares]

not sure if you've watched Parks and Rec, but there's a scene in it where Ron Swanson is at a diner and asks for all the bacon and eggs that they have there. And then he stops the waiter and says, and I'm remembering this off the top of my head, "I worry that you think I'm being hyperbolic and just mean give me a lot of bacon and eggs. I'm not. Give me all the bacon and eggs you have."

Anyway: all the flavors they have. One box each. No—two boxes each so I can distract Luke.

Text: UN:bar_cat75

[wiseoldbartender]

[ Awww fuck, he hoped he could get away without Alastor being aware of Lucifer until at least he could get a good nap in. Maybe he'll be lucky and he won't notice. ]

The one time it would have been okay to not do the "welcome to the app" announcement on time. Like shit, Jarry, we got stuff to do, no one would've minded.

un: petaltothemetal; text

[blossominghopes]

Okay, so, everyone who was captured? I'm the one who sent the bucket of instant ramen, and I want to make good on my promise to send better stuff than that!

I mostly specialize in baked goods, but I can do other stuff if asked!

So, uh. If you have specific requests, please let me know! And if you don't have a specific request... tell me what your preferences are or anything I'll need to keep in mind!

text | un: silhouetto

[threebetrayals]

Do you do savory?

text | un: RedRedRosseland

[felyney]

[Time to do a little advertising. Everyone is stressed and tired and Lyney wants to help, and this is the best way he knows how: entertainment]

To everyone on the app: if you need a pleasant distraction the next few days, the world's greatest magician and vtuber will be hosting a special, private stream just for you~ Come see me (and my cousin) play games or watch adorable pets nap and play, depending on what time it is~

[This stream will be on Gemini, obviously, but he's not gonna link that on the Libra app. He's smarter than that.]

un: shadowsword

[rupturingheaven]

Addendum: I'll be posting a list of the current schedule elsewhere for those interested. We'll also be taking suggestions for games to play, within reason.

Suggestions will also be screened, for the record.

[So no funny business.]

text; un: BirdspottingFan1

[clonizo]

[Ignoring the fact that he should be resting and recovering after everything: ]

LUcifer??. As in.THE Lucifer?

I don't.have thE Forms for this! Let alone.the documentation on Regulations for the Devil.

[Hunter why do you insist on typing you suck at it.]

UN: hikari-vi | Text

[whiteshroud]

I'm not sure Lucifer will listen to citations.

text, un: devilhunter

[advivo]

[ god someone save him from hopital, he hates it here. at least he can distract himself with this.... ]

wouldn't it be the the funniest shit ever if it was really the devil
from you know the bible hahaha

[ ...

he should say something else too. ]

sure the others may have already said it but
from all of us thanks for the rescue
you really saved our skins
we owe you one

private text

[drewthetower]

I got some hilarious news for you then

text: un: d.Alighieri

[brandofsin]

...Huh...?

Lucifer...?

Who would name their child that...

... Hehehh... Unless, the... real Lucifer joined us...?

Last I checked he was at the bottom of hell... right?

[advivo]

oh danny boy
it sure the morningstar
at least a version of the good old devil himself

he is obsessed with ducks! :D

text: un: the Duke

[loupmorque]

I wish I had more words than this, but. I am very thankful to everyone with what they accomplished today.

It looks like... everyone made it out safe.

Now there's just time to heal.

...

I'm ... grateful we didn't lose anyone.
And I'm sorry for how harshly I may have spoken to anyone while we were getting things together to see everyone home safe.

Perhaps now there's. Time to rest.
[ because honestly he's pretty exhausted himself.

fighting veldora... sucked for him. sorry childe, he'll need a bit before he makes good on his promise. ]

text: un: lightkeeper

[lanternae]

You have nothing to apologize for, Duke.

Meropide organized themselves under you and answered as one. If strong words were needed to accomplish this, then I'm sure everyone will understand, given the quite frankly wondrous results.

You should feel proud.

text; un: antiva

[mmmleather]

This calls for a celebration

Orgies for everyone!

[That moment you are trying to act super fine and normal that you accidentally turn that dial up to eleven… and then immediately cringe.]

Or perhaps alcohol instead

un: petaltothemetal

[blossominghopes]

I'm not sure how much good alcohol'd really be at the moment for anyone, so...

Maybe for now, good food is the right call.

text; un: doordasher

[doublethumbsup]

ok so i know lychoan
lycan
LYCAON
said he was gonna do deliveries too but
I got DOORS BAYBEEEEE
lol if u need ANYTHING anybody it doesn’t matter where u are just message me
any time!!!


also uh
does anybody know where I can park a truck
I kinda own a u haul now????

[felyney]

[. . .]

You can own Uhauls??

Voice | UN: RadioWaves

[sindeerly]

[Alastor and Michael are having a great time. They've completed a mission and killed a lot of evil people while listening to some killer music. It's been great!

And then Zodiac tells him that Lucifer is here.

It's like a glass over his calm breaks a little.]

I see that the deadbeat dad is here. And here I was, thinking I'd get to enjoy the quiet.

[Instead you get The Quackening: Loser's Cut.]

voice: UN:bar_cat75

[wiseoldbartender]

[Well, here they fuckin' go. ]

I saw him when he showed up about a week ago. He's an otherworlder. Y'know, to make it worse.

If you're gonna start your weird fuckin' beef up again, can you do it somewhere away from me? I don't ask for much.

text; un: captainkenway

[jackdawvision]

[After reading through the threads:]

You're telling me I bought Mexican food for the bloody devil?

Every time. Every damned time I start to think I've gotten used to this city it always finds something else to surprise me with.

UN: hikari-vi | Voice-to-Text

[whiteshroud]

It's okay. You brought me a fish sandwich, so in a way the karmic scales balance each other out?

text; un: photocutie

[trailblazingspirit]

Hiiii guys it's March! I'm the one who sent the really big bed. If anyone needs any more help I can come over, I'm feeling loads better now than I did last month.

text; un: Doordasher

[doublethumbsup]

oh uh
Hey

U ok now? For reals?