Un: Zodiac | Mid-Month Update

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: September 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the second half of September. The month has been relatively quiet, aside from a party thrown by a certain king. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their message and comment to it.]



Cyrene and Zarina have joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Amal, Dion, and Jin Ling have left the app.

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Sorry for not coming to the party. I didn't want to go. It was funny you invited everyone but Janet though.

Anyway not much to say. The seers have given warning that the Library of Alexandria will be showing up within the next day or whatever. Remember Zodiac is not remotely responsible if you find out some deep and terrible family secret or manage to piss off the Muses. Don't contact us about that, it's not our problem. Though if you finally decide to get a shrink like some of you need, then sure contact us we can hook you up.

Oh right. Have fun. Yay books.



This post is sponsored by Bancho Sushi! New menu items every night, locally sourced from Kaisou harbor!

[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. The event log will be going up tomorrow!]

Comments

text; un: AUO

[throwmoreswords]

To be fair, Janet seemed like she'd be the most likely to come, which is why I did not invite her.

Regardless, my revenge will be well-constructed and thorough for the slight ♥

text; un: belleoftheboulevard

[greatlydares]

un: hextechnician

[hexcrafter]

my apologies for not answering the invitation

in a related subject: tabletop sessions likely postponed for the rest of the month as well

un: midnightfishing

[illucesco]

is there anything we can do to help?

[hexcrafter]

there is no reason to worry, it's just the elemental shift. i will be fine once it passes, but i am not up for doing much in the meantime.

[illucesco]

well, all right. but let me know anyway. i can drop by with things every now and then.

un: lycaon

[paraselenic]

Understandable, Viktor. Please take good care of yourself.

Is there anything I can drop off to you in the meantime? I would not mind running errands should you need it.

[hexcrafter]

no, it's fine. this is not an unexpected situation, and i think i've prepared fairly well.

[paraselenic]

[He will behave himself this time and not kidnap make tea step in. The man does know his limits.]

Very well. Once you are feeling better I will be happy to make you any of the drinks you missed out on at the event.

It's been quite a success.

text; un: doordasher

[doublethumbsup]

hey you ok dude? :(

[hexcrafter]

i have a condition that the spirit vein's elemental cycle tends to aggravate a couple of months out of the year. it is merely very taxing, not an immediate severe concern.

[doublethumbsup]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh dang man
that really sucks im sorry

i guess you cant like
surround yourself with the good elemental stuff and cancel it out huh?

text; un: zkassir

[pluckydocumentarian]

Wait, does that say "Library of Alexandria"? As in the one that burned BCE?

text | un: blackbirdtarot

[drewthetower]

yeah it shows up every so often

[pluckydocumentarian]

You say that as if it's normal for it to show up.

[drewthetower]

welcome to Kaisou, this happens pretty damn regularly actually

un: ragna

[centralfiction]

Easy Solution: Fuck the Library, not going.

[Not to be confused with Fuck the (Novus Orbus) Librari(um) which was Mr The Bloodedge's motto.]

[illucesco]

why not? at the very least you might find a new book series to read.

[centralfiction]

I've got better shit to do than read or get lost in a giant fuckoff lost to history Library, Noctis.

video; un: theblackparade

[blackcloak]

Uh, hello? I just flew here from Canada, I may be a little jet-lagged—the Library of Alexandria's here?

[Jon definitely looks like he's just gotten here all the way from the coldest parts of Canada, pushing dark hair (with blonde roots beginning to show) back from his face. He yawns.]

And would anyone happen to know where a Professor [checking his papers] Zhongli? Is holding classes? It's rather hard to find the classrooms when the university is on a tree.

1/2 but expect several more chains.

[centralfiction]

[Ragna went to the stupid Library with Noctis. He fought a bunch of Calamities with Jun and Harumasa. Then stumbled upon a book that was much bigger than it rightly should have been.

He panicked, he compartmentalized.

And now someone eerily similar to an image in his memory... in this life's memory.

Is here.]

2/2 un: thebloodedge33

[centralfiction]

[No... this is way too fucking good to be true... It...

But what if... god, he even sounded... shit. ShitshitshitSHIT.

If Ragna left this alone, he'd regret it forever. But he's not going to out himself like this, so conveniently he's going to change usernames just for this and opt for text.]

There's a path to walk on its not that hard. Don't college campuses have maps you can follow? Zhongli's not hard to miss, he'll talk your ear off.

video | un: silhouetto

[threebetrayals]

[Ragna may be going text but Kuni? Kuni sure as fuck isn't. He flips on the video and just glares at the screen.]

You have ten seconds to tell me why the hell you look and sound like Yunji.

1/2

[blackcloak]

[wait what the fuck—]

2/2

[blackcloak]

—why do you look like Kuni?