Gemini Text | UN: makeitaventi; LOCKED TO AGES 21+

[venti_late]

WHO: Venti and all of you!
WHERE: Gemini App!
WHEN: Late June, after the masquerade
WHAT: It's the annual Pride Smash or Simp~!
WARNINGS: Image heavy, NSFW

To help celebrate the last bit of June, it's the annual SOS post~!
The rules are simple!

1: Post a picture of yourself (must be consensual)
II: Reply to other people's pictures with Smash (positive sexual connotations) or Simp (positive connotations)
C: No shaming, no bullying; I say this every time, but I do mean that I'll be putting my foot down on these things happening. This is meant to be a celebration of body positivity.
8: Have fun~!

Comments

[actnormal]

I don't know what that means.

You should post!

[hexcrafter]

Imagine submitting an essay to your college professor without proofreading or spellchecking immediately before the deadline. Same principle.


Very funny. I am not exactly someone to hold delusions over my physical appearance.

[actnormal]

I'm not in college?

You're still pretty handsome, Viktor! Do it!

[hexcrafter]

A hypothetical, Caleb. Try to keep up, you are smarter than that.

If you are going to push the matter, fine. But I am not particularly photogenic.

[It took a few minutes, but eventually what followed was a still of Viktor in his garage wearing casual clothes and surrounded by scrap metal. The image was a little awkwardly cut off, like it was already a candid frame that was also cropped to minimize the sight of the chair he was on. Gods forbid he take the hit to his pride, but there weren't many alternatives.]

I was recording the process of building something a few months ago. That may be the closest I have to any pictures of myself.

[actnormal]

See? Handsome! ＼(￣▽￣)／

[hexcrafter]

I am fairly sure you are out of your mind.

[actnormal]

(・_・? (・_・?

[hexcrafter]

Well, it is either that or your standards are warped beyond comprehension. You do not need to flatter me unnecessarily.

[actnormal]

I'm not? You really are good looking!

[hexcrafter]

Right, and I've got a bridge in Piltover to sell you.

I appreciate it, truly. But this is more than a little silly.

[actnormal]

Viktor do you need me to go raiding the internet for proof?

[hexcrafter]

???

Proof of what, that 'dark circles and pallid' is somehow in fashion in this world?

[actnormal]

???

Viktor have you SEEN your cheekbones????

[hexcrafter]

Growing rapidly more pronounced over the past decade? Why, yes.

Caleb, I'm touched, honestly. But you can not honestly convince me I am, as the saying goes, anything to write home about.

[actnormal]

We need to get your partner here. Or on an inter-dimensional video call.

[hexcrafter]

All that would accomplish is proving my point by a matter of comparison, you haven't seen him.

[VIKTOR DO YOU WANT TO EXAMINE THAT STATEMENT OR-]

[actnormal]

We're not gonna compare we're gonna get his opinion on you.

[Given that Viktor has the Handsome Beefy Paladin in their games, Caleb can guess what this guy looks like.]

[hexcrafter]

[you leave giopara the dragonborn paladin-turned-blacksmith shopkeeper out of this! no one can prove anything!]

That's a heavily biased source with a wildly skewed viewpoint. Objective evidence is the only kind with actual value in this matter.

[actnormal]

Okay you admit he finds you handsome.

And I offered to find objective evidence!

[hexcrafter]

I admitted nothing of the sort whatsoever! Jayce could not seriously insult someone if his life depended on it, regardless of how truthful it would be. Obviously he would not say 'yes, of course Viktor looks terrible'.

[if your canonpoint had been an hour later you'd be whistling a real different tune, buddy.]

[actnormal]

You literally said his opinion is "heavily biased" and "skewed". What else could you mean but "obviously my partner finds me handsome he doesn't count"?