1; you'll make it out my friend

[fuegor]

WHO: Lighter and You
WHERE: Various Places
WHEN: Throughout Early and Mid-June
WHAT: Various Things, I just had a lot I wanted to do with him okay?
WARNINGS: I'll add as needed

[[ Different TL's below are gonna be thrown out with things I've wanted to do with Lighter. If you want a specific one, ask and we can discuss something. ]]

Comments

[fuegor]

... I see. Noted.

[He knew werewolves were a thing and has for a while but good lord how many are in Kaisou and how many will he have left to pet? God help him.

Also the puppy will hear the cooing and trot on over to August with the cutest lil' wiggle butt you ever done seen. It was hilarious, honesty, how much Lighter in this new form towered over both his dogs.

Even more hilarious how he was tilting his head like a regular puppy while he was this massive wolf.]

I don't think so? I passed one real good looking guy with dark hair at the parking lot the other day, but that's it.

[The guy had a wedding ring on his finger anyway and seemed to be in a cheerful mood. Like good lord, Lighter swore he saw sparkles coming off the guy.]

[drewthetower]

Then it's probably just Kaisou Level Bullshit, Furry Edition. Congrats on your paws?

[fuegor]

[Welp.]

I guess I dodged it for long enough. I'll just have to work around it but it seems like I'll have a lot of help around the Fortress.

[Half to himself:]

I'm not gonna have to find a way to pet myself, am I?

[Ach, I'll take it easy on you this time!

... At least there's that. And okay, it is a little bit funny.]

[drewthetower]

[. . .]

Uh. What.

[Sir that sounded a little sus?]

[fuegor]

[... Well, that's a cat out of the bag. But then again... he wasn't hiding it as much these days.

Matter of factly:]

You can never be too sure of where the line is when one of your prices is petting every dog you see.

[drewthetower]

Ooh. Like, every dog? Even the not-actually-dogs?

[fuegor]

Even the not-actually-dogs.

[:(]

[drewthetower]

Well, that's awkward. Half the fortress is dogs, I think.

[fuegor]

Yeah, they are.

[SIGHS because guess who all he's had to pet and it was mortifying!]

[drewthetower]

[........

He shouldn't. But he's gonna.]

So what about foxes and other things people call "weird dogs" even if they're not dogs?

[fuegor]

[have mercy]

I dunno. I haven't run into a fox that I've felt the need to pet yet.

[drewthetower]

That you know of--hi, Julian.

[A very annoyed raven comes swooping in, having been looking for his person. Julian lands on August's head and promptly starts both preening his hair and making fussy raven noises.]

Sorry about him. He worries.