kaisoumods: (libra)
Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2025-05-15 09:40 am
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Un: Zodiac | Mid-Month Update

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: May 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the second half of May. The ghost population are still more than usual, and the nights continue to be extra dark. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their message and comment to it.]

[With no announcements of comings and goings, the post will continue.... not normally, instead providing a screencap from a notes app first in response to the previous zodiac post:]



[NOW the post will continue as normal]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

They asked me to attach that. Don't know why I have to do the PR work when Janet is the one who stepped in it, but whatever. You also should be getting $50 as a settlement. Please don't sue us, I got enough headaches to deal with. Janet's in denial with her issues, but the rest of us know parental relationships are dumpster fires, truly.

Anyway now that the PR crap is out of the way- we're aware of the reports coming from the Land of the Forgotten. No, we don't know why specific world ruins are manifesting there beyond the basics: the souls of this world are reincarnated souls from previously terminated worlds. Not sure why or not sure how- really I recommend not thinking too hard about it unless you want to stay up all night having existential dread.

That's all I got. Bye.



This post is sponsored by Void Kmart! Let the past come alive with our discontinued product lines!


[Sure enough, everyone will find $50 deposit in their bank accounts. If you don't have a bank account, a check will be mailed to you from Zodiac.

Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs! ]
switchaxe: (Cocky)

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[personal profile] switchaxe 2025-05-15 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Loud cackling.]

I cannot believe y'all gave in so fuckin' quickly! Dad didn't even get to be scary!
whiteshroud: (jun122)

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[personal profile] whiteshroud 2025-05-15 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't believe it actually worked.

Well done?
switchaxe: (Default)

[personal profile] switchaxe 2025-05-15 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Man I just mentioned it at dinner one night and the next day he was askin' for screencaps and shit. It was hilarious.
whiteshroud: (jun82)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2025-05-15 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ 💧 ]

I see. Sounds like he decided to make them his chew toy...
switchaxe: (Shrug)

[personal profile] switchaxe 2025-05-15 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
He's been stressed, I think it was good for him.
whiteshroud: (jun148)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2025-05-15 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Well.... I can't argue with the results of his stress relief tactic. $50 is a pretty useful gift.
bebest: (Go inside for your finest inspiration)

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[personal profile] bebest 2025-05-15 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
WOW, all you had to do was add a "thoughts and prayers" and you tick, like, EVERY box in the corporate apology handbook. But hey, good job on the fifty dollars, I guess? WAY better than you usually manage - who but the spookies up you? Y I K E S.

Anyway, HARD pass on going in there and seeing my past life's dead world, tyvm. That place already gives me nightmares, I don't need to see it for realises.
mauks: art by <user name="shinyno" site="tumblr.com"> (JUSTICE.)

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[personal profile] mauks 2025-05-15 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ big yikes. ]

how terribly generous of you! fifty dollars will surely cover the emotional distress that terrible question caused

your bedside manner could really use some work
qilinzuo: (cheer)

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[personal profile] qilinzuo 2025-05-16 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Childe is absolutely having a laugh at how pathetic most of the response is, mostly because of how corporate it is (he's ignoring the ghosts and all that because not his problem???)

Anyways, that is it. That’s the response. ]