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[crisantemo]

WHO: Lapis and the network!
WHERE: Gemini
WHEN: Early April
WHAT: Bad life choices about cursed easter eggs
WARNINGS: Maybe some egg jokes.... will update as needed

okay so

i thiiiiiink some of the easter eggs, like the ones that are just appearing around town, are cursed

i found one at home and figured why not and yes it was stupid and now my luck has been not so great

and i'm seeing a weird rabbit. i think it resembles the one some of us saw on that island last year if im remembering the descriptions right

so yeah. probably shouldn't eat them

[ She can already hear it, her father going "I FUCKING TOLD YOU". ]

Comments

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[wiseoldbartender]

You did this to yourself and I ain't got a tiny sliver of sympathy when you actively chose to be a dumbass. This is what you get. Hopefully, it'll learn ya.

Yellow fucker? Weird soulless eyes?

[crisantemo]

i have no defence i was hungry and it had cute star designs on it

[ Dragon brain kicked in. ]

yeah

yeah thats the one

in overalls

[wiseoldbartender]

We got food in the fridge. You could've eaten anything than an egg. I TOLD you about the eggs. I fuckin' warned you.

Ugh

Yeah. That's the fucker. Damnit I don't wanna deal with his bullshit again.

[crisantemo]

i didn't think anything would actually happen, the eggs last year were harmless despite the everything going on!

but i know it was stupid

i haven't seen him that much so maybe you won't either?

[wiseoldbartender]

Yeah, they're less harming when fucking everything else up being eggs. I was so sick of eating chocolate eggs, Lapis. I wanted protein.

Maybe carry a baseball bat. Just in case? Fucker gets too close? Get him right between the eyes.

[ Yes, he is advocating straight-up murdering Zipper T Bunny"]

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[prunedworlds]

so basically don't eat suspicious eggs, huh

[crisantemo]

absolutely do not eat suspicious eggs even if they're chocolate

[prunedworlds]

good to know i guess...

you're okay though? besides bad luck and the rabbit thing

[crisantemo]

yep totally fine!

i guess now i'll just get to experience what my dad and jinwoo go through until this wears off

[prunedworlds]

well at least you have people who can sympathize I guess!

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[whiteshroud]

...

Why would you do that?

[crisantemo]

curiosity and i was hungry

i know, it was very dumb

[ It was not her turn with the braincell today. ]

[whiteshroud]

It's okay.

Sometimes the intrusive thoughts win. I'm sorry it has such consequences.

It's strange an easter egg would cause that though.

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[threebetrayals]

The fact that the people on this app would NEED a "don't eat strange eggs" warning....

[crisantemo]

my new housemate just shoved four of them into his mouth

so yeah a warning is usually a good idea

[ She may have slammed Amaimon on the back to get him to spit them out. ]