kaisoumods: (libra)
Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2025-03-14 01:32 pm

UN: Zodiac | Midmonth Post

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: March 14th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the second half of March. While the wind gusts are still blustering, the weather has now finally warmed up where once could safely describe it as spring. In fact, some green is even starting to sprout in areas. Long gone is the snow and ice, even if the nights are still chilly. And even better, the black hole on the edge of town has cleared up! Great!

Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]



Fidelio Basilio Mollymauk Luke Hunter Asch Viktor MaoMao
Fidelio, Basilio, Mollymauk, Luke, Hunter, Asch, Viktor, and MaoMao have joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Ardyn
Ardyn has left the app.


[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Why are there so many newbies this time? This gives me a bad feeling about the amount of overtime I'm going to need to do. Great.

Anyway, thanks for dealing with the Black Hole at the edge of town. Those weird gates are still around and the seers are getting increasingly frantic about the Fae coming- but at least ONE fire is out.

Speaking of the weird gates - we got information on those. Apparently the monsters in those are called Greed and they usually show up in places with a lot of bad stuff happens, but I guess the city and everyone's problems in this city has made that qualifier less important. Anyway, they like to show up when they sense a lot of strong negative emotions, so if you're going to break up with someone don't do it outside the barrier this month. I mean, unless you WANT them to get eaten by Greed...

EDIT: Because Janet can't identify a joke she's making me revise this- for legal reasons, Zodiac is not advising you have Greed eat your exes. Or coworkers. Happy?

But if you don't mind fighting monster and want to earn some quick cash, Zodiac will be happy to pay for any useful resources you find in the realm. Especially eggs, we'll pay top dollar for any eggs provided it won't hatch into a demon spawn. Not planning anything sinister, unless you count deviled eggs as such.

Bye.


[This is in fact the first time anyone has even heard that Jarry has someone in his life, including the Zodiac workers]


This post is sponsored by Atlantica Karaoke Bar! Got a song in your heart? Well just swim this way!


[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs!

The mid-month event log will be posted tomorrow! ]
bebest: (Cause I do my own thing)

[personal profile] bebest 2025-03-22 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
YEAH! It's where I get all my little santa centaurs to decorate the theatre with. Lawn flamingos too. It does the BEST kind of tacky!

[ Zulius lets out a soft little sigh. ]

RIGHT? It's wild. They get ZERO prep time too! They just appear from nowhere and bam married!

Oh, you better believe I will! And unlike THOSE guys, I can make great weddings. Meaningful weddings. They will be perfect and NOT a rush job!
wilder: (you can't take the sky from me)

[personal profile] wilder 2025-03-23 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, so those little statues was a purposeful choice and not a curse upon the land the Vogue was built on.... neat!

[COULD'VE FOOLED HIM.

But damn he's actually serious about the marrying people thing. Well then...! ]


Haha, Zules- my Zules. Hold up. I think I just connected some dots.

If you got one great strength, it's your persistence and ability to wear folks down. So! Instead of treating the moogles as your enemies, why don't you take them under your wing? Show them how to throw proper weddings.

I mean, sounds like you both want the same thing- they just gotta learn how to do it right.
Edited 2025-03-23 14:04 (UTC)
bebest: (I see you staring)

[personal profile] bebest 2025-03-23 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
What? Of COURSE they are! Those guys are hotties.

[They are not hotties, they are terrifying abominations of nature. But clearly Zulius thinks otherwise.

He tilts his head, considering what Zelos is saying. Normally, Zulius holds a grudge until the head death of the universe. Crossing him is an unforgivable act. He kind of likes being a petty asshole to the Moogles.

...But this is a good point. He makes a soft noise, tapping his chin. ]


Y'know? That's IS something I could make work! I mean, they are good at getting stuff done- they just need to do it RIGHT. You are CORRect. Maybe what they need is a teacher- no, a mentor to show them EXactly how to do this. Then people can get the weddings they deserve!
wilder: (chill)

[personal profile] wilder 2025-04-05 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[....

Oh. He actually finds them hot. Zelos is going to opt out of saying anything, as he does anytime he encounters someone having a weird preference]


Yeah, exactly! At the end of the day, you both wanna help people achieve the same goal! They're just lost and confused to how to do it, so someone's gotta take them under their very generous and very stylish wing.

And who better than you?
bebest: (Like you're laughing right at me)

[personal profile] bebest 2025-04-05 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tragically, he does. Zulius would not be swayed either way, after all, he finds Vergil hot despite his personality being... exactly what it is. ]

Man, that's like, INSpirATional! You could put that on a coaster! Thank you, Babe! You've let me see the light!
Edited 2025-04-05 15:35 (UTC)