kaisoumods: (libra)
Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2025-03-14 01:32 pm

UN: Zodiac | Midmonth Post

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: March 14th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the second half of March. While the wind gusts are still blustering, the weather has now finally warmed up where once could safely describe it as spring. In fact, some green is even starting to sprout in areas. Long gone is the snow and ice, even if the nights are still chilly. And even better, the black hole on the edge of town has cleared up! Great!

Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]



Fidelio Basilio Mollymauk Luke Hunter Asch Viktor MaoMao
Fidelio, Basilio, Mollymauk, Luke, Hunter, Asch, Viktor, and MaoMao have joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Ardyn
Ardyn has left the app.


[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Why are there so many newbies this time? This gives me a bad feeling about the amount of overtime I'm going to need to do. Great.

Anyway, thanks for dealing with the Black Hole at the edge of town. Those weird gates are still around and the seers are getting increasingly frantic about the Fae coming- but at least ONE fire is out.

Speaking of the weird gates - we got information on those. Apparently the monsters in those are called Greed and they usually show up in places with a lot of bad stuff happens, but I guess the city and everyone's problems in this city has made that qualifier less important. Anyway, they like to show up when they sense a lot of strong negative emotions, so if you're going to break up with someone don't do it outside the barrier this month. I mean, unless you WANT them to get eaten by Greed...

EDIT: Because Janet can't identify a joke she's making me revise this- for legal reasons, Zodiac is not advising you have Greed eat your exes. Or coworkers. Happy?

But if you don't mind fighting monster and want to earn some quick cash, Zodiac will be happy to pay for any useful resources you find in the realm. Especially eggs, we'll pay top dollar for any eggs provided it won't hatch into a demon spawn. Not planning anything sinister, unless you count deviled eggs as such.

Bye.


[This is in fact the first time anyone has even heard that Jarry has someone in his life, including the Zodiac workers]


This post is sponsored by Atlantica Karaoke Bar! Got a song in your heart? Well just swim this way!


[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs!

The mid-month event log will be posted tomorrow! ]
greatlydares: (on these eggshells)

[personal profile] greatlydares 2025-03-16 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, yeah, probably. He might be a little prickly at first, but he's not too bad.

[Just, you know, shouty. And a little like an old man, pop culture-wise.]

Yeah, it was pretty weird.

Secret dragon sibling, if you're out there, please don't be younger than me.
droptheious: (And I won't always be this way)

[personal profile] droptheious 2025-03-16 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah? Well luckily for me, I'm well used to that kind of person.

Hah, don't want the secret dragon sibling to be the baby of the family?
greatlydares: (the in crowd; the cool kids)

[personal profile] greatlydares 2025-03-17 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
then you’ll be just fine!

Haha. I think Luke would be annoyed if someone new took his place as the baby. I’m perfectly fine with being the older sibling.
[She sulked about it on the couch.]
droptheious: (Everything clean nothing on fire)

[personal profile] droptheious 2025-03-17 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I see, so it's Luke who needs to keep the hallowed spot?

[ It's okay Belle, sometimes younger siblings come from nowhere! ]

Honestly, I have never been gladder I'm an only child.
greatlydares: (but you and i we're pioneers)

[personal profile] greatlydares 2025-03-18 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. Definitely. If anyone tells you otherwise they're lying.

Enjoy it! I love my brothers and I'd do a lot for them, but I spent one night in the same house as three out of four of them and barely got any sleep in.
droptheious: (And nothing underneath)

[personal profile] droptheious 2025-03-18 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Duly noted!

Didn't you get a really big house recently? I think I remember seeing that on the network. Can't you separate them into other rooms? Like angry cats?
greatlydares: (we'll be just fine; don't mind us)

[personal profile] greatlydares 2025-03-21 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I did. It...did not work out the way I hoped.

Anyway never have siblings if you love peace and having enough sleep.
droptheious: (My pod's depending on me)

[personal profile] droptheious 2025-03-22 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's a shame. Sorry to hear that.

I don't think I can avoid the siblings-in-law at this point. They've already got me. It's too late for me. I avoided the siblings growing up only to be caught out by my boyfriends huge family instead.