kaisoumods: (libra)
Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2025-03-14 01:32 pm

UN: Zodiac | Midmonth Post

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: March 14th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the second half of March. While the wind gusts are still blustering, the weather has now finally warmed up where once could safely describe it as spring. In fact, some green is even starting to sprout in areas. Long gone is the snow and ice, even if the nights are still chilly. And even better, the black hole on the edge of town has cleared up! Great!

Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]



Fidelio Basilio Mollymauk Luke Hunter Asch Viktor MaoMao
Fidelio, Basilio, Mollymauk, Luke, Hunter, Asch, Viktor, and MaoMao have joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Ardyn
Ardyn has left the app.


[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Why are there so many newbies this time? This gives me a bad feeling about the amount of overtime I'm going to need to do. Great.

Anyway, thanks for dealing with the Black Hole at the edge of town. Those weird gates are still around and the seers are getting increasingly frantic about the Fae coming- but at least ONE fire is out.

Speaking of the weird gates - we got information on those. Apparently the monsters in those are called Greed and they usually show up in places with a lot of bad stuff happens, but I guess the city and everyone's problems in this city has made that qualifier less important. Anyway, they like to show up when they sense a lot of strong negative emotions, so if you're going to break up with someone don't do it outside the barrier this month. I mean, unless you WANT them to get eaten by Greed...

EDIT: Because Janet can't identify a joke she's making me revise this- for legal reasons, Zodiac is not advising you have Greed eat your exes. Or coworkers. Happy?

But if you don't mind fighting monster and want to earn some quick cash, Zodiac will be happy to pay for any useful resources you find in the realm. Especially eggs, we'll pay top dollar for any eggs provided it won't hatch into a demon spawn. Not planning anything sinister, unless you count deviled eggs as such.

Bye.


[This is in fact the first time anyone has even heard that Jarry has someone in his life, including the Zodiac workers]


This post is sponsored by Atlantica Karaoke Bar! Got a song in your heart? Well just swim this way!


[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs!

The mid-month event log will be posted tomorrow! ]
droptheious: (I just hope that I can keep them)

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[personal profile] droptheious 2025-03-16 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh okay, this sounds cool as fuck? ]

That sounds like fun!!! I can absolutely help with that! All of that is absolutely do-able.

Honestly, it'll be nice to work on something that's a little less... life or death.
hexcrafter: (when it hides right in the vicinity)

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[personal profile] hexcrafter 2025-03-16 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
I can promise it will be much less pressure and a good deal more entertaining.

Jut let me know when you're available. It's living in my garage at the moment.
droptheious: (So I could live forever)

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[personal profile] droptheious 2025-03-16 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I can definitely use some of that for a change.

Sure thing, I'll send you my schedule, we can pencil in some time in for it. I've never done the tabletop thing, not really my thing, but boy can I help to make sure your players have a heck of an interesting time with it!
hexcrafter: (but my best enemy is you)

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[personal profile] hexcrafter 2025-03-16 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, don't worry about that. You do not need to know anything in detail, this is purely 'build a giant monster in my garage'. I even have clear blueprints already prepared. I could not imagine anyone else that could add quite the kind of flair I am after, certainly.
droptheious: (Everyone one you know)

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[personal profile] droptheious 2025-03-17 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, sometimes all you need to do is build a giant monster in your garage! I get it!

[ Out of everyone, Varian absolutely gets it! He understands this to his core. ]

I'm gonna take that as a compliment! And you bet, who wants a boring robot monster when you can have a fun and exciting one!