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UN: Zodiac | Midmonth Post
WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: March 14th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!
[We've reached the second half of March. While the wind gusts are still blustering, the weather has now finally warmed up where once could safely describe it as spring. In fact, some green is even starting to sprout in areas. Long gone is the snow and ice, even if the nights are still chilly. And even better, the black hole on the edge of town has cleared up! Great!
Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]
Fidelio, Basilio, Mollymauk, Luke, Hunter, Asch, Viktor, and MaoMao have joined the app. Say hi everyone!
Ardyn has left the app.
[The post then continues on as normal.]
Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.
Why are there so many newbies this time? This gives me a bad feeling about the amount of overtime I'm going to need to do. Great.
Anyway, thanks for dealing with the Black Hole at the edge of town. Those weird gates are still around and the seers are getting increasingly frantic about the Fae coming- but at least ONE fire is out.
Speaking of the weird gates - we got information on those. Apparently the monsters in those are called Greed and they usually show up in places with a lot of bad stuff happens, but I guess the city and everyone's problems in this city has made that qualifier less important. Anyway, they like to show up when they sense a lot of strong negative emotions, so if you're going to break up with someone don't do it outside the barrier this month. I mean, unless you WANT them to get eaten by Greed...
EDIT: Because Janet can't identify a joke she's making me revise this- for legal reasons, Zodiac is not advising you have Greed eat your exes. Or coworkers. Happy?
But if you don't mind fighting monster and want to earn some quick cash, Zodiac will be happy to pay for any useful resources you find in the realm. Especially eggs, we'll pay top dollar for any eggs provided it won't hatch into a demon spawn. Not planning anything sinister, unless you count deviled eggs as such.
Bye.
[This is in fact the first time anyone has even heard that Jarry has someone in his life, including the Zodiac workers]
This post is sponsored by Atlantica Karaoke Bar! Got a song in your heart? Well just swim this way!
[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs!
The mid-month event log will be posted tomorrow! ]
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: March 14th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!
[We've reached the second half of March. While the wind gusts are still blustering, the weather has now finally warmed up where once could safely describe it as spring. In fact, some green is even starting to sprout in areas. Long gone is the snow and ice, even if the nights are still chilly. And even better, the black hole on the edge of town has cleared up! Great!
Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]
Fidelio, Basilio, Mollymauk, Luke, Hunter, Asch, Viktor, and MaoMao have joined the app. Say hi everyone!
Ardyn has left the app.
[The post then continues on as normal.]
Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.
Why are there so many newbies this time? This gives me a bad feeling about the amount of overtime I'm going to need to do. Great.
Anyway, thanks for dealing with the Black Hole at the edge of town. Those weird gates are still around and the seers are getting increasingly frantic about the Fae coming- but at least ONE fire is out.
Speaking of the weird gates - we got information on those. Apparently the monsters in those are called Greed and they usually show up in places with a lot of bad stuff happens, but I guess the city and everyone's problems in this city has made that qualifier less important. Anyway, they like to show up when they sense a lot of strong negative emotions, so if you're going to break up with someone don't do it outside the barrier this month. I mean, unless you WANT them to get eaten by Greed...
EDIT: Because Janet can't identify a joke she's making me revise this- for legal reasons, Zodiac is not advising you have Greed eat your exes. Or coworkers. Happy?
But if you don't mind fighting monster and want to earn some quick cash, Zodiac will be happy to pay for any useful resources you find in the realm. Especially eggs, we'll pay top dollar for any eggs provided it won't hatch into a demon spawn. Not planning anything sinister, unless you count deviled eggs as such.
Bye.
[This is in fact the first time anyone has even heard that Jarry has someone in his life, including the Zodiac workers]
This post is sponsored by Atlantica Karaoke Bar! Got a song in your heart? Well just swim this way!
[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs!
The mid-month event log will be posted tomorrow! ]
video; un: captainkenway
So should we start fairy-proofing the theater, then? [Nope, he's breaking, he's busting into a laugh.] I'm—I'm sorry, mate, it's just, I've never seen 'em look furious!
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I don't think it would stop them anyway, they're the WORST. And TECHnically I'm one too, I guess, and I don't wanna ME-proof the theatre. [ Worst. You are the worst. ] OH MY GOD STOP LAUGHING I AM SUFFERING. And that's because they were WRONG and they didn't wanna ADMIT it!
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Th-That's, ah, that's a fair point you make there, mate. [Snicker.] No, I meant—I meant you, I didn't even know what a Moogle looked like when in the throes of molten rage until this happened and [oh no it's starting again he's trying to suppress his giggles and failing miserably] it's so—it's like my cat-cake-thing shrieking at me when I move him off the couch—
[And then he just dissolves into laughter.]
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I CAN STILL HEAR YOU LAUGHING! You're not even HIDing it!!!!
[ He can't even threaten to stamp you with his little hoofies because he doesn't have them :( :( ]
I am gonnna scream! I am gonna scream and apparently that break glass now!! This is the WORST thing, Ed. The worst thing. I hate everything about this!!
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Sorry. It's passed.
[Give him a second to wipe at his eyes, he hasn't laughed that hard in ages. He'd sort of forgotten how good that felt.]
Ah. Yeah, that would be tricky. Can you belt out a high note without shattering glass, I wonder? [A shrug.] It could be worse. Do you feel a burning need to officiate any marriages?
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[At least he loves Edward enough to forgive him for this transgression. ]
I doooooo not know. I guess that's something to test out later? Like, I ALWAYS wanted to do the Opera glass thing, but this is a little much. [ He waggles his little moogle hand.] Noooooot right now, but I do love the idea I can have that power now. Maybe I'll just marry someone for funsies!!
[ Zulius, no.]
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[Just as long as he doesn't look.]
Hm, well, if you'd like, my room keeps spontaneously manifesting horse figurines. A couple of them are made out of glass, and I sorely need the space they're taking up, so. Want to try it out on them?
[A beat. Edward coughs.]
Zulius. Mate. That's how it starts. You think, ah, perhaps I'll just marry a couple one time for the fun of it, and then the next thing you know, you're off on a mad tear across the city officiating weddings. Don't do it.
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For realises? Why horses? I didn't think you were a horse girl (gender neutral). But sure! If you are SUPER ready for me to trash some of your little horsey figurines, I am THERE!
[He leans into the screen, grinning. ]
But then I could steal the weddings from the Moogles! I could have my OWN little marriage business. I could have ALL the weddings! Maybe I WANT a mad tear, Babe! Did you think about that?
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[A little huff of breath.]
Well, your weddings would come off a lot flashier than theirs do. [Mock-serious:] Though be careful, for you'll be walking a razor's edge, and you might well end up not very different from the flying rat-things by the end of that mad tear.
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[ Suck to be Edward, truly it does!! ]
Of course they would! I'd put in thought and planning into them. I'd make them PERFECT for each couple. [ He lets out a little insulted gasp!!! ] OMG how DARE! I would never be like those guys. I'd only marry people who wanted to be married for a START!