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Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2025-03-14 01:32 pm

UN: Zodiac | Midmonth Post

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: March 14th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the second half of March. While the wind gusts are still blustering, the weather has now finally warmed up where once could safely describe it as spring. In fact, some green is even starting to sprout in areas. Long gone is the snow and ice, even if the nights are still chilly. And even better, the black hole on the edge of town has cleared up! Great!

Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]



Fidelio Basilio Mollymauk Luke Hunter Asch Viktor MaoMao
Fidelio, Basilio, Mollymauk, Luke, Hunter, Asch, Viktor, and MaoMao have joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Ardyn
Ardyn has left the app.


[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Why are there so many newbies this time? This gives me a bad feeling about the amount of overtime I'm going to need to do. Great.

Anyway, thanks for dealing with the Black Hole at the edge of town. Those weird gates are still around and the seers are getting increasingly frantic about the Fae coming- but at least ONE fire is out.

Speaking of the weird gates - we got information on those. Apparently the monsters in those are called Greed and they usually show up in places with a lot of bad stuff happens, but I guess the city and everyone's problems in this city has made that qualifier less important. Anyway, they like to show up when they sense a lot of strong negative emotions, so if you're going to break up with someone don't do it outside the barrier this month. I mean, unless you WANT them to get eaten by Greed...

EDIT: Because Janet can't identify a joke she's making me revise this- for legal reasons, Zodiac is not advising you have Greed eat your exes. Or coworkers. Happy?

But if you don't mind fighting monster and want to earn some quick cash, Zodiac will be happy to pay for any useful resources you find in the realm. Especially eggs, we'll pay top dollar for any eggs provided it won't hatch into a demon spawn. Not planning anything sinister, unless you count deviled eggs as such.

Bye.


[This is in fact the first time anyone has even heard that Jarry has someone in his life, including the Zodiac workers]


This post is sponsored by Atlantica Karaoke Bar! Got a song in your heart? Well just swim this way!


[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs!

The mid-month event log will be posted tomorrow! ]
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[personal profile] clonizo 2025-03-15 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Fortunately, insults as a whole aren’t something that Hunter typically responds to. At least, not ones like this.

... if he got upset anyone thought he was doing something stupid, he definitely wouldn’t have made it even this far.]


Nnnnope. Though I do have to ask, are you communicating with the intent to annoy or embarrass me? Because technically [There’s another click of his pen] that could be considered a criminal offense.

[Just shove him in a locker, it’d be easier.]
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[personal profile] revenge_guac 2025-03-15 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[You know what?]

Yes, that's exactly what I'm doing. [You ever hear someone roll their eyes audibly? You have now, Hunter and if you continue talking you're gonna be talking to the cottage Pokemon because Shadow has left his phone outside and went for a run.]
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[personal profile] clonizo 2025-03-15 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Rrright! Then we're going with an actual citation. I believe the penal code here is 42.07... under harrassment... so we're just gonna...

Oh- hey! HEYYYYY? I'm gonna need your name!

[A pause]

Your naaaaame? Hello?

[P A U S E]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO?