kaisoumods: (libra)
Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2025-03-14 01:32 pm

UN: Zodiac | Midmonth Post

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: March 14th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the second half of March. While the wind gusts are still blustering, the weather has now finally warmed up where once could safely describe it as spring. In fact, some green is even starting to sprout in areas. Long gone is the snow and ice, even if the nights are still chilly. And even better, the black hole on the edge of town has cleared up! Great!

Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]



Fidelio Basilio Mollymauk Luke Hunter Asch Viktor MaoMao
Fidelio, Basilio, Mollymauk, Luke, Hunter, Asch, Viktor, and MaoMao have joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Ardyn
Ardyn has left the app.


[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Why are there so many newbies this time? This gives me a bad feeling about the amount of overtime I'm going to need to do. Great.

Anyway, thanks for dealing with the Black Hole at the edge of town. Those weird gates are still around and the seers are getting increasingly frantic about the Fae coming- but at least ONE fire is out.

Speaking of the weird gates - we got information on those. Apparently the monsters in those are called Greed and they usually show up in places with a lot of bad stuff happens, but I guess the city and everyone's problems in this city has made that qualifier less important. Anyway, they like to show up when they sense a lot of strong negative emotions, so if you're going to break up with someone don't do it outside the barrier this month. I mean, unless you WANT them to get eaten by Greed...

EDIT: Because Janet can't identify a joke she's making me revise this- for legal reasons, Zodiac is not advising you have Greed eat your exes. Or coworkers. Happy?

But if you don't mind fighting monster and want to earn some quick cash, Zodiac will be happy to pay for any useful resources you find in the realm. Especially eggs, we'll pay top dollar for any eggs provided it won't hatch into a demon spawn. Not planning anything sinister, unless you count deviled eggs as such.

Bye.


[This is in fact the first time anyone has even heard that Jarry has someone in his life, including the Zodiac workers]


This post is sponsored by Atlantica Karaoke Bar! Got a song in your heart? Well just swim this way!


[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs!

The mid-month event log will be posted tomorrow! ]
basilmiao: (THE ONLY THING THAT'S LEFT TO DO IS LIVE)

text; un: Basil Kinsley

[personal profile] basilmiao 2025-03-14 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Well! Bit rude putting a fella's particulars out there all without permission and what have you.

[ he's acting calmer about this than he's feeling. Fidelio is attempting to climb a wall for them both. ]

Poor Del's gonna peel the paint off the ceiling if things keep up at this rate, and that's more of a feat than you realize given he's knee high.
fidelkitty: (11)

text: un: Del

[personal profile] fidelkitty 2025-03-14 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Keep that kind'a talk up and you'll be that high when I rid you of a few inches of leg from the knee down.
basilmiao: (LET'S BEGIN AT THE BEGINNING)

[personal profile] basilmiao 2025-03-14 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
You'd have to get close enough to me for that. Hand to the forehead takes care of that problem.
fidelkitty: (8)

[personal profile] fidelkitty 2025-03-14 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
You know I always find my ways to get back at ye. Big ass brute.
basilmiao: (THE ONLY THING THAT'S LEFT TO DO IS LIVE)

[personal profile] basilmiao 2025-03-14 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll just sit on top of the desk so's you can't reach me for a bit!
fidelkitty: (10)

[personal profile] fidelkitty 2025-03-15 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, real mature of you, using yer height as an advantage.
One day I'll hit my growth spurt, then you'll known it, ya weapon.
Edited 2025-03-15 00:03 (UTC)
basilmiao: (THEY'RE WONDERING WHY THEY DO THIS)

[personal profile] basilmiao 2025-03-15 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
One of us has to be the bigger man, y'know?

While you're hitting your growth spurt can you hit the store too? We're out of noodles.

switchaxe: (Cheeky Smile)

voice | un: kissmyash

[personal profile] switchaxe 2025-03-14 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Press the little pencil thing next to your name to change it, microphone for voice.

[A beat.]

Video camera if you wanna film your brother kickin' your ass.
basilmiao: (Default)

text: un: Basilio

[personal profile] basilmiao 2025-03-14 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's fancy. Thanks!

[ a beat in return. he's definitely not hiding his smirk from his brother. ]

Ah, his leg don't reach that high. I'm in the clear.

switchaxe: (Cocky)

voice | un: kissmyash

[personal profile] switchaxe 2025-03-14 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Headbutting, man. I was the short one for a few years, trust me.
basilmiao: (BUT IT'S PRETTY CLEAR HE'S VITAL)

[personal profile] basilmiao 2025-03-14 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Hand to the forehead! Works a charm 'til he starts biting.
fidelkitty: (Default)

[ not here ]

[personal profile] fidelkitty 2025-03-14 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ kicks his shin ]
basilmiao: (AND WE'RE CHOOSERS)

[ not here ]

[personal profile] basilmiao 2025-03-14 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
OW! Why are your shoes so bloody pointy?!

[ he's gonna pick him up get back here ]
fidelkitty: (15)

[ not here ]

[personal profile] fidelkitty 2025-03-14 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ NO DONT PICK HIM UP GAAGH ]

Oi, hands off the backpack, I just got it new!
basilmiao: (BUT THERE WERE ENGLISH BOYS WITH BANJOS)

[ not here ]

[personal profile] basilmiao 2025-03-14 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
How 'bout I dangle you by the tail then you--

[ scuffle scuffle wrestle wrestle ]
fidelkitty: (8)

[ not here ]

[personal profile] fidelkitty 2025-03-14 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ time to try to bite his wrist and not let go. ]
basilmiao: (BUT IT'S PRETTY CLEAR HE'S VITAL)

[ not here ]

[personal profile] basilmiao 2025-03-14 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Oi, oi! You cut that out! I read on the internet that people've got bacteria in their mouths--you're gonna give me a bleedin' infection!

[ younger brother histrionics go! ]
fidelkitty: (4)

[personal profile] fidelkitty 2025-03-15 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
You think I'm dirty?

[ at least getting him talking means he stops biting. looking up at the other with raised eyebrows. ]

The hell sort of shite have you been reading?

(no subject)

[personal profile] basilmiao - 2025-03-15 00:06 (UTC) - Expand
switchaxe: (You're Cute)

[personal profile] switchaxe 2025-03-14 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
What, no kicks? I kicked.
basilmiao: (CHATTING UP THE IT GIRLS)

[personal profile] basilmiao 2025-03-14 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
He's got wee legs.
switchaxe: (Shrug)

[personal profile] switchaxe 2025-03-14 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Man, you don't fear anything do you. Saying this shit when you gotta sleep. About your brother.
basilmiao: (WE'RE BEGGERS)

[personal profile] basilmiao 2025-03-14 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Comes with the territory of being the youngest and the favorite.
mauks: art by <user name="chipchopclipclop" site="tumblr.com"> (pic#17722862)

voice, un: mallemok

[personal profile] mauks 2025-03-14 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
He's gonna start chewing on your ankles if you keep that up, Bas.
basilmiao: (WE PLANNED A REVOLUTION)

text: un: Basilio

[personal profile] basilmiao 2025-03-14 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I can just put him in the bin for a bit 'til he simmers down.
mauks: art by <user name="viktormaru" site="tumblr.com"> (pic#17788257)

[personal profile] mauks 2025-04-12 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Make sure it's one of those deep real deep bins.