kaisoumods: (libra)
Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2025-03-14 01:32 pm

UN: Zodiac | Midmonth Post

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: March 14th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the second half of March. While the wind gusts are still blustering, the weather has now finally warmed up where once could safely describe it as spring. In fact, some green is even starting to sprout in areas. Long gone is the snow and ice, even if the nights are still chilly. And even better, the black hole on the edge of town has cleared up! Great!

Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]



Fidelio Basilio Mollymauk Luke Hunter Asch Viktor MaoMao
Fidelio, Basilio, Mollymauk, Luke, Hunter, Asch, Viktor, and MaoMao have joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Ardyn
Ardyn has left the app.


[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Why are there so many newbies this time? This gives me a bad feeling about the amount of overtime I'm going to need to do. Great.

Anyway, thanks for dealing with the Black Hole at the edge of town. Those weird gates are still around and the seers are getting increasingly frantic about the Fae coming- but at least ONE fire is out.

Speaking of the weird gates - we got information on those. Apparently the monsters in those are called Greed and they usually show up in places with a lot of bad stuff happens, but I guess the city and everyone's problems in this city has made that qualifier less important. Anyway, they like to show up when they sense a lot of strong negative emotions, so if you're going to break up with someone don't do it outside the barrier this month. I mean, unless you WANT them to get eaten by Greed...

EDIT: Because Janet can't identify a joke she's making me revise this- for legal reasons, Zodiac is not advising you have Greed eat your exes. Or coworkers. Happy?

But if you don't mind fighting monster and want to earn some quick cash, Zodiac will be happy to pay for any useful resources you find in the realm. Especially eggs, we'll pay top dollar for any eggs provided it won't hatch into a demon spawn. Not planning anything sinister, unless you count deviled eggs as such.

Bye.


[This is in fact the first time anyone has even heard that Jarry has someone in his life, including the Zodiac workers]


This post is sponsored by Atlantica Karaoke Bar! Got a song in your heart? Well just swim this way!


[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs!

The mid-month event log will be posted tomorrow! ]
wiseoldbartender: (And all these years)

video: un: bar_cat75

[personal profile] wiseoldbartender 2025-03-14 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Husk is banging his hand on the table, pointing at the screen! ]

See?!!! I fuckin' told you. FUCKIN' EGGS!!!! I keep telling you what I see and you bastards think I'm talking bullshit, but there's the eggs!!!!
crisantemo: (pic#17456814)

action because she's sitting right there

[personal profile] crisantemo 2025-03-14 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Lapis, meanwhile, just in the frame of the video is just planting her head on said table. ]

Okay. Okay. You were right, Dad. That still doesn't explain the string thing you saw before, we still have no idea what that was about. [ None of them are possessed by greek gods, so they will live in ignorance. ]

At least it's not chocolate eggs this time...
Edited 2025-03-14 19:34 (UTC)
wiseoldbartender: (And magic tricks)

[personal profile] wiseoldbartender 2025-03-14 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's still gesturing, while she has her head on the table. ]

I was right! I fuckin' TOLD you about the eggs. I don't know what the dong string thing was about, but I definitely saw that too.

[They live in ignorance forever. ]

Ugh, don't remind me. If I never see that asshole rabbit again it'll be too soon.

crisantemo: (to walk into worlds never seen)

[personal profile] crisantemo 2025-03-14 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Lapis will sloooooowly rotate her head to the side to look at him. ]

Maybe it's best we don't find out what the... dong string was about.

[ She's fine never knowing. ]

At least if we get asked about going to an island, we'll know not to go. Lets have not have repeat of last year.

[ Between the eggs and his camp being on fire all the time... ]
wiseoldbartender: (To let go by)

[personal profile] wiseoldbartender 2025-03-14 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He heaves out a sigh, leaning on the table. His tail twitches idly.]

You're probably right. Doubt we'd like the answer anyway.

[ He's too old and tired to be chasing dongs, especially if there's some kinky-ass bondage attached to it all. ]

Yeah, absolutely not. I ain't going anywhere near any islands again. That shit's off the table.